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the karyn in the woods 🎃

@karynmoy.bsky.social
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she/her • co-host of double love, it’s a sweet valley high podcast, maybe you’ll like it 👩🏻‍💻♋️🌙 • also gasbitch.substack.com

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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 34m
not convinced about this relatives in the tent thing on bake off, feels quite ‘uhh I guess drag race do it??’
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
insta has caught on to my age and is now plaguing me with fertility ads, particularly one that's a photo of two babies and the words TWINS AT 42 and it's starting to feel like a threat
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m enjoying the book I’m reading but the female protagonist keeps forgetting to eat which is a trope that always annoys me because girl, come tf on
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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 02/10/2026
Jerry: so you're saying it's Gym plus Coffee? George: (agitated) Gym PLUS Coffee (Elaine rolls eyes) Jerry: (confused) how would that even work...there's gotta be spillage George: the spillage! (Kramer comes sliding into the booth, in a one quarter zip top, hands in bandages) Oh there's spillage !
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me this evening, not watching the traitors because Aengus is out for pints and I’m being sound and waiting for him
Pingu sitting in a chair with his arms (flippers?) folded. He mad.
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can all the insane yank billionaires please fuck away off from waterford, leave my people alone
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
okay I was at a table quiz this evening and there was a question about glenroe and a girl at the next table went ‘what’s glenroe?’ so anyway I’m dead now
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
attn @viriconia.bsky.social 🚢
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
up gavin bazunu and absolutely fuck those being horrible to him to high heaven. whole thing is a shambles
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“all those pockets and nowhere to put your shame” is an absolutely banger line #snluk
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hospital clinic waiting room has sky news on and it’s all wrong, vibe’s fucked, we’re supposed to be watching the chase and we all know it
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
keep thinking about a clip of an emmys red carpet guy asking gary oldman who the most famous person in his DMs was and god it was all just so undignified
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
desperately need Diego to do a last minute Columbo-but-in-a-fraggle-coat turn on Pauric #traitorsirl
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Pintbaby @pintbaby.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Proto-polly pocket
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the only outcomes I will accept at this point are for Carla to win it alone or for Diego to somehow win it alone (Pete gets eaten by a wolfhound) #traitorsirl
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Give her a show where women can bring their new boyfriends on and she interrogates them #TraitorsIRL
Kayleigh from Traitors Ireland
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sad to see Kayleigh go but genuinely can’t wait to see her on uncloaked later (also drop the haircare routine babe) #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hahah for fucks sake she might and all #traitorsirl
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They couldn't give Kayleigh the dagger because there was a non zero chance she'd actually stab Pauric with it. #TraitorsIRL
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kayleigh’s total contempt for Pauric is this season’s MVP as far as I’m concerned #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the round tables are such a mess this series I wouldn’t be surprised if Anna somehow managed to take herself out with the dagger #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wasn’t that bothered about the neagly series but decided to give it a go and there’s a cult storyline and yeah. they got me
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
let reacher smash nazi heads in for gods sake!!
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Eris Loves #DeadTeenagerMovie 🎃📚👻 @erislovesmovies.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
God, I love Karyn #Reacher gasbitch.substack.com/p/my-favouri...
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My favourite things about Reacher
My enormous friend and TV’s Largest Man!
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
working on writing a tv series about a serial killer turned cop who has to team up with an ex-cop turned serial killer to crack a case where a serial killer who was a cop is killing cops who chase serial killers who used to be cops
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
can't believe I have to put my hatred of gimmicky popcorn buckets on hold
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𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧 @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOO
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Janet, eyes rolling into the back of her head, levitating: “I have been murdered by Pauric’s hand” the faithfuls: so dj, we have some questions, also Pete you’ve been acting weird #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
if Pauric gets out of this because of the ladsladslads I’m going in there myself to flip the fuckin table over #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
bitchy fringe ACTIVATE hahahah get his ass Janet!! #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘this is going to ruin the tour’ except he actually did ruin the tour loool
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have genuinely also been thinking about this
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
‘I’m not complicit! I’m not complicit!’ he continued to insist as he slowly shrinks and transforms into a corn cob
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think Kayleigh’s constant simmering rage might actually be my favourite character on the show tbh #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kayleigh stabbing that straw dolly like it was Pauric’s one (or actually Pauric) #traitorsirl
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran wanting to remain neutral is sending me lol. Dudes worth £200m+. My brother in Christ if you cannot speak freely who the fuck can lol
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love how the word (or contraction, really) fucken looks in text, like it’s so much better than fuckin but for some reason I feel like I can’t pull it off. like wearing a hat when you never wear a hat, mar shampla
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ed sheeran really coming out of this looking like a top tier little bitch
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
whenever Pete gets booted we need Ruth Codd back on uncloaked to tear strips off him #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pete telling Janet to calm down oh my god flaaames on the sides of my faaace #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aoife leaving #traitorsirl: writes CARLA across the round table in blood, points a neon arrow at her, says ‘cheers for the cloak, CARLA’ as she exits the faithfuls: it’s just so hard to know who it could be 🧐
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
well Pete you’d better bawl crying about everyone now according your own logic #traitorsirl
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
watching shelter and it was certainly a choice to film it in such a way that it’s so dark you can’t see a fucking thing. really ups the tension
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
locked in for SNLMAT
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
no matter what else he’s in, kyle chandler will always be the early edition guy to me
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the karyn in the woods 🎃 @karynmoy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
also me watching past me saying yes to every design job that came my way for the last two months
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me when my philistine friend Daisy asks if this is bombay sapphire.
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