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Julia. General weirdo. Norwich-dweller. I like crisps.

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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just successfully removed a spider from my bathroom using a plastic mixing bowl and an LP of sound effects from the BBC Radiophonic Workshop. I feel unstoppable.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kudos to those of my former design colleagues at what was then Archant who were part of that small team - they created the initial designs and put the first issue together in a matter of days (as well as coming up with many of those memorable covers through the years). 🌟
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm calling for a moratorium on people responding to anything at all with 'and you're surprised?' or 'and you've only just realised this?'
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What did this poor creature look like in life??
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Over the last few months these guys made me proud to be British: kind, practical, profoundly moral, a testament to this island. Now they're targeted by the very worst of us. I just gave them a bunch of money. You should too. Show those fascist clowns what's what. rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Stressed spelled backwards @marginaliana.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A scanned section from a paper copy of Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations, beginning “You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you…” Below this on the page someone has stamped in red “Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take.”
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need to start packing because I'm going to another country tomorrow, so obviously I'm looking up something very important in my diary for 1997.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm no expert but I just think don't think babies really need things tied round their heads, in most cases.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I was just doing some procrastinating in the place where all hope goes to die (instagram), and I saw a picture of a cross-stitch with the motto "Don't wait for your ship to come in, row out to meet it". But. I mean. You have to wait for your ship to come in before you can row out to meet it.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 11/08/2026
I do not understand why people are min-maxing reading for pleasure. Why would you vacuously Hoover up books like you’re trying to win at reading. You win at reading by having a good fucking time!
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/08/2026
Oh my god finally
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jerrydeboncoeur.bsky.social @jerrydeboncoeur.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🖤 William Orbit (William Mark Wainwright 1956 - 2026) www.williamorbit.com/news/william...
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William Orbit Pictures - 'Paint What I See'
YouTube video by William Orbit
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LF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whenever I hear people saying that figures who were vile in public, and actively made life worse for other people through their actions or words, were kind in private, I think that they should have applied themselves to greater consistency across all areas of their lives.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
i do not trust harlan ellison with ice cream flavours you know
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I know that memory is unreliable but also I instantly bring to mind the exact flavours and textures of the school dinner I was forced to finish at the age of 6-ish(?), just before switching to packed lunches.
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Heather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"binface summer". I, a mature adult, made this.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ok, who the hell is letting off fireworks on the fourth of july at 10.24pm in a back garden IN ENGLAND?
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
grotesque. #ukpolitics
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Tom Wilson @feedthedrummer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
British PM: Vacant James Bond: Vacant Doctor Who: Vacant If the King disappears in the next couple of weeks I think we may sink into the ocean.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/06/2026
A generation of children confined to exclusively posting on LinkedIn, humbled to share that they have been recognised as thought leaders in vertically integrating your mom's supply chain.
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Rob Chapman @scribblerrob.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
There's probably never been a better time to remind you that when David Hockney first took his Mum to California she remarked 'all this lovely weather and nobody puts their washing out'.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I'm assuming @labourlewis.bsky.social will be supporting this.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Everyone says oh no you wouldn't really want to live forever, the thought is horrifying. But I genuinely think I'd be fine with it.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 31/05/2026
oh god I've completely lost it at this
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
controversial perhaps, but I think if you're selling used clothing online and you tag the quality as 'very good' and then add 'but there are several small holes' the quality is, in fact, not very good. Follow me for more piping hot takes.
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Alistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nepo baby musician
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Hey Kids Rock'n'Roll @heykidsshop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Delia Derbyshire, born on this day 87 years ago.
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Hester L-J @starcrossed2018.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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St Catharine's College : Laelius seu de amicitia
A fifteenth-century copy of Cicero’s treatise on friendship Laelius seu de amicitia, moderately glossed and annotated; potentially
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Why am I apparently now called 'Invalid Handle' all of a sudden? Somewhat offended.
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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS
black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise. He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media. The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense.
Opposition leader Péter Magyar at a rally.
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There's so much going wrong in the world but if we start disrespecting The Bangles, well everyone's got a breaking point.
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Switchboard - LGBTQIA+ Support Line @switchboard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This International Trans Day of Visibility, we are asking you to help increase awareness of our free support line, so that no trans+ person feels alone or unsupported. Our trained LGBTQIA+ volunteers are on hand from 10am to 10pm, every day of the year. #InternationalTransDayOfVisibility #TDOV
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
would love to not relate to this.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
TH White, The Once and Future King. No actual regrets, formative etc, but I will say that there is a certain amount of tonal whiplash involved in going from Volume I to Volume II that I was probably not 100% prepared for at the time.
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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft
Some kind of purple plastic crafting device for texturising paper called distressing tool
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
writing is just googling things like 'can you shrug with your face' for six hours until your realise you're sitting in the dark.
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fraggle @fraggle.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026
Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes

Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My iron just started furiously beeping and making an ominous crackling sound, so I guess that's something I'll be removing from today's to-do list.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
this was them today. #goosewatch
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Family from my commute (they're a tiny bit older now).
Egyptian goose parent with two goslings on a riverbank, daffodils in bud in the foreground.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Was technically a bestselling author 16 years ago for about 30 hours.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I think this neatly sums up How We Are Doing Over Here. I'm having a margarita out of a can that I got for free, cheers everyone.
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real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A small plea to the universe, in two parts. Part the first: if you're writing something that's going to be posted somewhere online - don't care what - please don't make every sentence its own paragraph. There's simply no need. Part the second: more shops to sell normal trousers. That's all for now.
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