real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just successfully removed a spider from my bathroom using a plastic mixing bowl and an LP of sound effects from the BBC Radiophonic Workshop. I feel unstoppable. 160
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kudos to those of my former design colleagues at what was then Archant who were part of that small team - they created the initial designs and put the first issue together in a matter of days (as well as coming up with many of those memorable covers through the years). 🌟 010
Reposted by real human personMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17171611964
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm calling for a moratorium on people responding to anything at all with 'and you're surprised?' or 'and you've only just realised this?' 020
Reposted by real human personThe Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What did this poor creature look like in life?? 39807168
Reposted by real human personIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Over the last few months these guys made me proud to be British: kind, practical, profoundly moral, a testament to this island. Now they're targeted by the very worst of us. I just gave them a bunch of money. You should too. Show those fascist clowns what's what. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 451393440
Reposted by real human personCLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson 8084132492
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I need to start packing because I'm going to another country tomorrow, so obviously I'm looking up something very important in my diary for 1997. 250
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I'm no expert but I just think don't think babies really need things tied round their heads, in most cases. 020
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I was just doing some procrastinating in the place where all hope goes to die (instagram), and I saw a picture of a cross-stitch with the motto "Don't wait for your ship to come in, row out to meet it". But. I mean. You have to wait for your ship to come in before you can row out to meet it. 140
Reposted by real human personCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface 12940201067
Reposted by real human personTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 11/08/2026I do not understand why people are min-maxing reading for pleasure. Why would you vacuously Hoover up books like you’re trying to win at reading. You win at reading by having a good fucking time! 1647896
Reposted by real human person👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 10/08/2026Oh my god finally 414021
Reposted by real human personjerrydeboncoeur.bsky.social @jerrydeboncoeur.bsky.social · 08/08/2026🖤 William Orbit (William Mark Wainwright 1956 - 2026) www.williamorbit.com/news/william...youtu.beWilliam Orbit Pictures - 'Paint What I See'YouTube video by William Orbit 111
Reposted by real human personLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Whenever I hear people saying that figures who were vile in public, and actively made life worse for other people through their actions or words, were kind in private, I think that they should have applied themselves to greater consistency across all areas of their lives. 817128
Reposted by real human personREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i do not trust harlan ellison with ice cream flavours you know 614127
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I know that memory is unreliable but also I instantly bring to mind the exact flavours and textures of the school dinner I was forced to finish at the age of 6-ish(?), just before switching to packed lunches. 110
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 04/07/2026ok, who the hell is letting off fireworks on the fourth of july at 10.24pm in a back garden IN ENGLAND? 120
Reposted by real human personHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243395590
Reposted by real human personTom Wilson @feedthedrummer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026British PM: Vacant James Bond: Vacant Doctor Who: Vacant If the King disappears in the next couple of weeks I think we may sink into the ocean. 51973253
Reposted by real human personDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/06/2026A generation of children confined to exclusively posting on LinkedIn, humbled to share that they have been recognised as thought leaders in vertically integrating your mom's supply chain. 402258443
Reposted by real human personRob Chapman @scribblerrob.bsky.social · 12/06/2026There's probably never been a better time to remind you that when David Hockney first took his Mum to California she remarked 'all this lovely weather and nobody puts their washing out'. 482192525
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I'm assuming @labourlewis.bsky.social will be supporting this. 000
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Everyone says oh no you wouldn't really want to live forever, the thought is horrifying. But I genuinely think I'd be fine with it. 031
Reposted by real human personMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 31/05/2026oh god I've completely lost it at this 782368373
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 23/05/2026controversial perhaps, but I think if you're selling used clothing online and you tag the quality as 'very good' and then add 'but there are several small holes' the quality is, in fact, not very good. Follow me for more piping hot takes. 140
Reposted by real human personAlistair Green @mralistairgreen.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Nepo baby musician 3141693
Reposted by real human personHey Kids Rock'n'Roll @heykidsshop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Delia Derbyshire, born on this day 87 years ago. 215756
Reposted by real human personHester L-J @starcrossed2018.bsky.social · 22/04/2026cudl.lib.cam.ac.uk/view/MS-CAT-...cudl.lib.cam.ac.ukSt Catharine's College : Laelius seu de amicitiaA fifteenth-century copy of Cicero’s treatise on friendship Laelius seu de amicitia, moderately glossed and annotated; potentially 123
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Why am I apparently now called 'Invalid Handle' all of a sudden? Somewhat offended. 140
Reposted by real human personold uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS 3684202224
Reposted by real human personThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g… 6685511556
Reposted by real human personAdam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Orbán's electoral crushing is a far greater achievement than most people outside Hungary realise. He systemically consolidated power for 16 years, fixed the electoral map, abused govt power for political purposes & censored media. The hurdles that Hungarians overcame for this moment were immense. 251189704364
Reposted by real human personChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up. 25874854
Reposted by real human personMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 02/04/2026There's so much going wrong in the world but if we start disrespecting The Bangles, well everyone's got a breaking point. 41445
Reposted by real human personSwitchboard - LGBTQIA+ Support Line @switchboard.bsky.social · 31/03/2026This International Trans Day of Visibility, we are asking you to help increase awareness of our free support line, so that no trans+ person feels alone or unsupported. Our trained LGBTQIA+ volunteers are on hand from 10am to 10pm, every day of the year. #InternationalTransDayOfVisibility #TDOV 28679
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 21/03/2026TH White, The Once and Future King. No actual regrets, formative etc, but I will say that there is a certain amount of tonal whiplash involved in going from Volume I to Volume II that I was probably not 100% prepared for at the time. 020
Reposted by real human personRose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft 243297670
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 15/03/2026writing is just googling things like 'can you shrug with your face' for six hours until your realise you're sitting in the dark. 0113
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 08/03/2026My iron just started furiously beeping and making an ominous crackling sound, so I guess that's something I'll be removing from today's to-do list. 120
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Family from my commute (they're a tiny bit older now). 130
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Was technically a bestselling author 16 years ago for about 30 hours. 030
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I think this neatly sums up How We Are Doing Over Here. I'm having a margarita out of a can that I got for free, cheers everyone. 040
real human person @tadorna.bsky.social · 27/02/2026A small plea to the universe, in two parts. Part the first: if you're writing something that's going to be posted somewhere online - don't care what - please don't make every sentence its own paragraph. There's simply no need. Part the second: more shops to sell normal trousers. That's all for now. 150