iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

optimization of skill/technique for personal achievement vs optimization of system for profit imo

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

being an abstract with a soul is rough. would be hard to act like it doesn't matter to me

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

ppl either dig that i'm speaking mostly in heavy metaphors and symbolism or don't. but i'm not changing how i talk for em

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

all these tech ppl and Serious Professionals who constantly talk about how ppl should have to post with their government names and real pictures always just came across to me as the enthralled townspeople and vampires insisting it's rude not to invite everyone into your home

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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

funniest rom hack reasoning of all time

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

yeahhhh. lot of stuff started with that

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

well yeah but that's entirely unrelated

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

this is why Taylorists are among my "it's-on-sight." sworn enemies tbqhwy

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

it's so cool how no matter how many of us can see the obvious outcomes none of us can do anything to prevent it. like being handcuffed in the backseat of a cop car while they floor it onto the train tracks

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 13/06/2024

jeez this new guy on the server is talkative. nice tho. more optimistic than the rest of you which is tbf, a kinda nice change of pace from how dreary everyone else has been feeling. he's talking a lot more every time someone mentions search engines or advertising

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 13/06/2024

you go to complain to your friends. they're all annoyed by the gross zombies filling the dead mall of the internet too. everyone exchanges some new weird thing they saw recently

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 13/06/2024

wait this is basically just a list summarizing the original article. where is it? what is this site? you go back and click another site in the results. it's the same. another one. the sites have the exact same not-article on every one of them. where'd the original go?

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

and then they ask you to sign up for a new service they swear can save you money and help you meet people. it worked great for them, and they thought of you

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

hey remember my posts from years ago about how SEO hacks/spoofing and engagement chasing was creating a zombie internet of false sites/activity and the intro of AI was just going to complete that by filling every space with shambling hordes of disturbing unlife things pretending to be ppl you knew?

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

showing up to my chud interview with fake tattoos of military shit, flags, and vaguely motorcycle/celtic motifs to force an internal conflict of allegiances

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

i wanted to fix the shadows, color, and perspective/size but restrained myself

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

likewise tbh. the posting i do because this stuff has to go somewhere but i keep bouncing off streaming for like a decade now cuz performing to a dead room is painful

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

we're all doing our best

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

they could be doing better

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

i know that's why i'm not mad, just hoping everyone can review their work later and see where they got the answers wrong when they have fresh eyes

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

to post. it's not the numbers, it's the thrill

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

like i said these things happen. sometimes you gotta get up and stretch and get a snack too

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

always bestie. it keeps you sharp

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

butch cultural appropriation

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026

skimmed the timeline after waking up and none of you are posting good today. it's fine, these things happen just work on it and i'll be back to check on you later

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

i'm on newgame++ so i had to take the penalties

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026

doing Bisexual Behavior on Bisexual Day of Visibility

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

Oklahoma poppin off tonight

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garf's favorite daughter @amygarf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

getting the corningware blue cornflower pattern as both a womb tattoo and tramp stamp

a corningware casserole dish (probably 9"x9") with the blue cornflower pattern printed on it. three blue flowers on stems with leaves. The opposite side is not pictured but would have the same pattern.

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

you need more reach. we gotta get you a comms team who can really get your message out there to ppl. and piss them off

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

because it's not enough to not like someone you have to proselytize about it until everyone understands that you are Right And Correct And Justified In Everything

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

sorry Bree but i think she's just been prolific online for too long. you're gonna have to become a journalist and Influencer if you wanna catch up at this point

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

i pray to god i never have an axe to grind as useless as this and that whatever hill i die on is even slightly more meaningful

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

extra egregious at this point to have an automod which punishes use of tranny since most bigots have been conditioned for ages to use dogwhistles and other ways of calling us slurs and saying we should perish. at this point it's almost entirely trannies saying tranny to other trannies now

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

almost as long as i've been online. damn that's a commitment to being Like That

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

formalized place for callout posts have been a bad idea forever. didn't work back in forum times with helldump and it was never going to work on tumblr, or tumblr2 (bluesky)

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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 24/09/2026

you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten dicked down by Unregistered Firearms

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

yeah i think i blocked her back innnnn i wanna say 2015 or '16 on twitter? i think she sucks. so it's gonna be wild in like, a few days or something if ppl keep reposting it when i get dweebs in my mentions going "WHY ARE YOU HER PERSONAL NUMBER ONE FAN WHEN SHE'S THE DEVIL THO?"

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

(or entertainment, for the more cruelly cynical ones)

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

but they don't actually care about anyone affected by any of it. when ppl make stuff like this everything is flattened to "all this stuff bad because person bad" because it's all equally the same thing: a cudgel for the person(s) writing it. it's purely about their own beef* and that's gross

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

and stuff like this IS made because the ppl making it find Some Bitch Personally Annoying. if they thought she was a threat and that's why they wanted to make a record they wouldn't be burying the lede

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

aside from how weird having a massive dossier on notable trans women's discourse is a bad precedent, as someone pointed out a bit ago elsewhere in these threads; the equating of more serious actual accusations with arguments that amount to fandom stuff is Not Great

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

also like, doing this about every single non notable event of Discourse for over a decade kinda burying the lede on things

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

no worries i figured if you thought i was wrong to say this is bizarre you'd have said it at me outright

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synapsid @synapsid.wtf · 24/09/2026

combining dozens of "said a thing i disagree with" events into a massive article with "was accused of rape" is an absolutely bizarre way to write and article ngl

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