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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 25/09/2026
Daniel Radcliff double-fisting iced coffees strapped to his hands, in his bathrobe and tiger slippers, in the middle of a rainy street. 

he's not getting hired with that much refreshment on hand
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
no no, none of that deleting. we need to talk about why some of you have This on hand, ready to whip out
"She seems to have a history of this though. I noticed her being shitty to another trans person on here months ago so I unfollowed. Then I saw what she said yesterday and felt affirmed in my decision. 
This article has several other examples."

and a link to what appears to be a website that catalogs all the potential transgressions and internet crimes of any notable trans woman for quick review of why you should hate them. that's concerning
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
ok wait this guy rules
1971 he started taking antidepressants and amphetamines, despite the concern of his friends, one of whom (Ron Graham) bet him $500 that he could not stop taking them for a month. Erdős won the bet but complained that it impacted his performance: "You've showed me I'm not an addict. But I didn't get any work done. I'd get up in the morning and stare at a blank piece of paper. I'd have no ideas, just like an ordinary person. You've set mathematics back a month." After he won the bet, he promptly resumed his use of Ritalin and Benzedrine.He is buried next to his mother and father in the Jewish Kozma Street Cemetery in Budapest. For his epitaph, he suggested "I've finally stopped getting dumber." (Hungarian: "Végre nem butulok tovább").
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
it's so cool how we're going to spend the next [Forever] being told we don't know how politics works by the dumbest Adults In The Room in the smuggest tones humanly possible
cam st eel. bsky .social
@ cam ste el. bsky. social
Campaigning for a Democrat? Why would other Democrats do that? Who was Cuellar running against at the time? A Republican? Would that have been a better choice? 

So Biden changed his stance and you want to hold him to his previous stance? No one's allowed to change their position on anything?
2:10 PM · Sep 20, 2026Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉
 @smenor.phd
· 30m
Campaigning FOR A PRO-FORCED-BIRTH-DEMOCRAT DURING A FUCKING PRIMARY IN A SAFE DISTRICT WHEN THERE WAS A MUCH BETTER CANDIDATE WHO WAS NOT PRO-FORCED-BIRTH
He didn't 「 change his stance 」 he changed what he said publicly, left Hyde out of one budget proposal, signed it in, and included it later

Scott 📎😷 free Link defund/abolish 12 Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉
 @smenor.phd
· 30m
This is why I can not fucking stand you brunch libs you have no principles nor values nor standards
Everything you don't like or want to hear is 「 fake news 」 and you twist reality and logic to work backwards from the conclusion every bit as much as red MAGA and even more harmful.


cam stee l.bsky .social
 @ cam ste el.bsky. social
· 20m
It's not about principles. Voting is a Venn diagram. You look at the overlap between your own values and the candidate's values and then choose the viable candidate with the largest overlap. It's not complicated. Pelosi and Clyburn understand that. Very few people agree on everything.

Bebop Barabbas
@maxculbertson.bsky.social
Do you know what a primary is?
2:43 PM · Sep 20, 2026
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 20/09/2026
bitdizzy thought will never be wiped off the site
screenshot of "snuffbait bodhisatta" aka @bitdizzy.bsky.social

"5 RULES OF BITDIZZY THOUGHT

1) defining yourself in opposition to something is a parasitic relationship

2) a heretic is better than an apostate is better than a convert

3) AIN'T NO WAR BUT HOLY WAR

4) i am a religious and political extremist

5) no amount of methamphetamine substitutes for sleep

11 replies  18 reposts  143 likes  2:05AM - 1/17/25 "
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 19/09/2026
we're putting you in the Thinkgeek dress bestie
woman wearing a thinkgeek shirt that says: 
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 19/09/2026
threadless graphic shirt. white with a blue image of a knight sitting at a computer captioned "Freelancelot"white threadless graphic shirt with a popart comic panel of a woman crying with the thought bubble "I NEED TO POOP!"brown cargo shorts and hair legs with clunky black polished shoes and uneven socks partway fallen downcargo shorts and pale pinkish legs that have no seen sun in years paired with cork sandals and tawny oversized socks
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 19/09/2026
imagine she dressed like Al Bundy too tho
Al Bundy from Married With Children in his grilling outfit. blue and white hawaiian shirt with pineapples, kiss the cook apron, chefs hat, toolbelt with grilling accessories, and a candycane striped oven mit
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 18/09/2026
longer version with mixed audio just cuz
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 18/09/2026
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 18/09/2026
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 17/09/2026
this one is unrelated to anything on-site but it was from the same interview page and i know a bunch of you would have a use for it
Todd the squirrel (who is always a silhouette so don't go picturing a realistic looking squirrel) answering a question by pointing at the interviewer and saying "The only gay dude I'M marryin' is a dumb broad with a big veiny rack!"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 17/09/2026
Roast Beef Kazenzakis sitting at a table holding a pen and paper looking shocked while thinking "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe."
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 15/09/2026
the Seriousness corollary to the Bill Kezos Wholesome-Edgy Binary rule
post from Bill Kezos' old twitter account:
"the Wholesome-Edgy binary really kicking some of your asses. you'll see genuine acts of kindness and compassion from the guro avi PISS_SHITTER and the most vile behavior from pastel picrew ✨🦋Antifa Fairie 🦋✨ and neither is a fluke"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 15/09/2026
skeleton of Inostrancevia from the Royal Ontario Museum—
by which i mean a synapsid in time prison. obviously
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 10/09/2026
the "NO FUN ALLOWED" robot sign image where the robot guy is using his hand to hammer a sign into the ground saying that quote. it's from sonic comics originally btw. this is a slightly zoomed out view of the page than most memes use so you can see the ROBOTNIK building in the background but the text has been changed to say "BLUESKY HQ" because that's like, clever or something
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 05/09/2026
Twitter screenshot:

PeaceToCombat
@FabDLT
"Eww she fuck the wee man for weed"- a bitch that's fucking the Text man for Texts
10/17/17, 4:09 PM
2,767 Retweets 7,742 Likes
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 04/09/2026
swirling tendrils of black smoke on a white backgrounda slate quarry. whole lotta slatean iridescent shellfish half shell with pinks, blues, and greens blending at the edge and that pearlescent sheen across the rest of the surface. in the middle sits a single black pearl. in the background are many many many other black pearls out of focus
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 28/08/2026
lesbian poly-o-lympics dot png

(it's 5 of the Female Symbols arranged and colored like the interlinked olympic rings logo)
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 22/08/2026
some decisions shouldn't be made lightly
Forums avatar saying in over stylized different fonts over a blurry background of the viletat:

THE LAST GUY WHO BANNED ME FROM A WEBSITE 
___ IN BENGHAZI 
I'M NOT SAYING IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU.
BUT WHY RISK IT?
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 22/08/2026
these guys evolved over the past 15 years and learned to put a throwaway he/they in bio so they can act indignant when you say they're being a creep
screenshot. picture of a guy with vaguely messy hair and glasses kinda "hipster" like circa 2010s. it's mirrored so you see the top of his head to the bridge of his nose and then it flips so his hair and top of his head looks like a jaw and scraggly beard.

the post below it is a user named "grevenz" and it reads
"I'm a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i'm taking womens studies. i took women's studies I know what "systematic" means. Man I'm so horny today. Sorry. I'm Sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you're horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled "image.PNG". Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I'm so sorry. I really need to get better at this I'm sorry. I'm learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I'm in a women's studies class right now. Liveblogging my women's studies class." 

[and holy shit i hate this kind of guy so much. bane of my existence forever in every softboy creep form they take. they think they're slick, and i guess they kinda are given how many ppl will buy the "i'm an ally" shit they say when they're being predatory freaks at you]
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 21/08/2026
Hey everyone, a friend of mine who's not on the site is between jobs and about to go without food. If anyone could help her out by donating a few bucks or sharing this it would help her massively
screenshot of a twitter post 
"Summer @summerstp2021
Hey yall I'm set to not have food for a week. Below I've posted my cashapp anything helps to get food for the upcoming week or two. # mutualaid"

then a screenshot of her cashapp which shows the QR code and her name "Summer St Pierre"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 20/08/2026
he basically did that in ultimate spider-man series with that version of Jessica Drew(female Peter Parker clone)
comic page from Ultimate Spider-Man #9 where Johnny Storm is trying to hit on Jessica Drew because it's basically the meme of dudes you were friends with before transitioning trying to fuck you after

so, hi, I'm Johnny.

stop it!! Go away!!

Like I'm going to tell
anyone who you are.

This isn't Fair.

I'm Johnny Storm--Human Torch--you are--?

You did something to your hair.

It's nice, right? I'm Johnny...

I know who you are.

I know you do.

Why don't you want to be friends with me? You have so many friends

Ugh!! You're too much.

Hi, I'm Johnny.

I'm--okay, fine--I'm Jessica.
And that's all you're going to get.

Jessica. Would you like to go to the movies with me?

Are you-- you're asking me out?

I'm pretty sure I'm ready to ask you to marry me. But I think even a movie is pushing my luck.

Oh my God.
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 18/08/2026
screenshot of a twitter conversation:

"spooky shawn phD @shawn... - 7h
if a beautiful woman disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles"

"Jojo @FragileFraggle - 7h
Well maybe you should have some principles"

"spooky shawn phD @shawnathan37
you're right maybe i should

1:42 Pm - 7/20/22 - Twitter for iPhone"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 17/08/2026
i still got it!
3 posts from friends horrified at the way my mind works and responding to one of my posts
"Dr. Hesse Daria 👒 [bæddelstar galactica] @thatdoll.online · 30m
SCREAMING"
"Lucy Promise @julesprom.bsky.social · 25m
bruh"
"hyperlexuality @baphomet.female.manipulat.org · 30m
fuck you"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 17/08/2026
screenshot of a game of Valheim. the back of a woman's head who is wearing a helmet is visible. she is looking at a straw bed with the prompt "[E] Sleep" on it. above at the center of the screen is large yellow warning text that she cannot sleep because "There are enemies nearby"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 16/08/2026
i did make this joke tho so it's funny to see how many other ppl realized now it would be funny if Spider-Woman became significantly stronger than Spider-Man after estrogen
synapsid — 7/31/2026 17:13
"Since when could you do that!?"

"female spiders are actually larger and more powerful than the males."
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 16/08/2026
this says so much something about society
2 posts from yesterday that are identical except for one word

Synapsid MD @synapsid.wtf - 16h
"Sorry I'm attracted to women, not pronouns."
7 Likes

Synapsid MD @synapsid.wtf - 16h
"Sorry I'm attracted to men, not pronouns."
5 replies   13 likes
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 14/08/2026
it rules
a plastic mannequin wearing a burger themes bra and panties. there is a belt and garters that look like lettuce too

for some reason the background is a white whicker folding screen instead of a blank wall?
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 14/08/2026
stock photo covered in watermarks because i dont got money or concern. it's an old time looking black and white photo of a reporter in a suit with one of those reporter hats that got a little piece of paper in it. he's looking towards the viewer while smoking a pipe and writing on a little notepad with a look on his face like he's just heard something juicy
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 14/08/2026
Vegeta talking while faced-down in the dirt after getting his ass beat. a part of a word bubble is added cuz this is one of those things where you quote someone and make it look like the person in the picture is saying the quoted text. you know how this goes
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 12/08/2026
got a sorta similar one
the soul score undertale thing ppl are doing from https://undertale.jadenthejaded.uk/
I got Kindness Green Soul result

"Your Full Spread
Kindness 79%
Justice 73%
Perseverance 70%
Bravery 44%
Integrity 37%
Patience 37%
Determination 31%"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 07/08/2026
i will forever look to the guiding light of The Posts in all things. in this case, this one:
a screenshot of discord messages from 2021. the names are mostly covered over. the first message says "i need a girl to kiss" and the response says "do you think that just because youre a lesbian it makes that sentence any less patheric" (all incorrect spelling accurate to the original posts so don't get at me about that k)
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 07/08/2026
apparently i'm old and suck at both talking & shutting up
picture from the posts palm reading site thing. looks like a green bowtie on the chart with low "cadence" and "polish" scored which are top and bottom of the hexagonal chart. the other things are chorus, drift, vigil, and lexicon. lexicon is middling but vigil is high for "always on" and drift score is high which weirdly they have meaning no drift? weird. also chorus is high which they say means "very broadcast" which means something
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 03/08/2026
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 03/08/2026
discord screenshot from synapsid 

"(also more seriously, if you're still a Member in Good Standing with the church it means you tithe. you're not allowed not to if you wanna be an active member. which actively funds hate campaigns. sorry but you either have to be lapsed or deal with the fact your supposedly progressive ass is helping crowdfund some of the most regressive social policies possible. fuck you)"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 31/07/2026
Cassie sends her regards
picture of mayor Frey sitting on the steps of a building with police around him looking like he's deep in thought. above him floats a ffvii text box like a thought cloud with the words of one of "Cassiebaby" aka "rapefan" aka the woman who a lot of yall couldn't handle challenging the idea that rape is not a thing a woman quietly goes off to the monastery about in shame but gets loud and won't shut up about what a common cruelty it is in our society's — anyway, it's on of her posts
"i, like many of you, have been deeply hurt by the rapist community. that's why i'm calling for an increase in funding and mandatory penis serial numbers."
"i will not be calling to "abolish rape" at this time, we need to remember that rapists keep our communities raped. thank you"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 30/07/2026
@unwisewoman.bsky.social someone paired dril tweets with kotor characters and every time i see your pfp i think of this one cuz i've seen it paired with her picture for years before even that thread
picture of Kreia with her hood down and next to it is the quote from a dril tweet reading:
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: theres actually zero difference between good and bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 30/07/2026
ultimately i'm a typography/layout fag tho so the back of the other one won me over
back of the desaturated off-green NIN Tension Tour 2013 shirt with the text "twenty" and "thirteen" in dark blue split by the text in offwhite of "nine in nails" in vertical layout
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 30/07/2026
i remember being torn between that and this one
extremely wrinkled black NIN shirt from the Tension 2013 tour with a circle and lights with the NIN logo inside it
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 30/07/2026
can't get a good picture of it but it's this one
front view from a merch categorizing website of NIN tour merch of a t-shirt they put out during the 2013 Tension live tours. it's kinda desaturated greenish drab color with a dark desaturated logo like a backwards N nested in a backwards L in the upper right of the shirt
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 29/07/2026
my dating criteria are very simple and easy to understand
it's the HOT/CRAZY axis chart but i've highlighted all the regions above a crazy level of 5
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 28/07/2026
hahahah good work man
notification when going to check a list i was added to saying:

List has been hidden
This list - created by [a dipshit who doesn't get to namesearch] - contains possible violations of Bluesky's community guidelines in its name or description

and then a Go Back button
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 27/07/2026
@fakerobotgamer.bsky.social lol,
@ case y new ton dot bluesky dot social has blocked you notification
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 27/07/2026
no no no, you gotta do it like this:
Synapsid MD
@synapsid.wtf
oh you're built like a god?  well i'm built like a trash bag someone threw out all the leftovers from the fridge in, but i'm still right so suck it
10:44 PM - Dec 23, 2024  Everybody can reply
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 26/07/2026
will powers holding his large spotted cat and while standing kinda awkward
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 26/07/2026
the neoclassic
image on the left is a crop of "The School of Athens" painting showing Plato and Aristotle discussing philosophical concepts. above it is the text "Talking about gender with trans people" and then in the middle of this composite image it says "vs." and on the right is an aimage of an adult at a table engaging a toddler with some kind of baby toy. the text above this is "Talking about gender with cis people"

[when you post this meme on social media ppl will see it and try to get into fights with you about some pointless specific that ignores the general meaning. you don't have to seriously engage with them tho because there is no point arguing with a toddler]
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 23/07/2026
RIP original post. i never meant to misclick delete on you. i'm sorry, some mistakes we don't get to undo
original post from 
"Synapsid MD 
@synapsid.wtf"

"imagine being a couples counselor in 2025 and having to deal with shit like a woman discovering her wife created a bluesky feed of her favorite posters cuz the default timeline's too cluttered, and she's not on it
4:40 PM - Nov 26, 2024   Everybody can reply
37 likes  5 reposts  2 quotes "
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 23/07/2026
makes sense
result of one of those quizzes. image is an illustration of a glowing green woman with glowing eyes, haunted expression, and wearing a flowing dress. her clothes and hair trail to vapor and disappear in the dark background. the text below reads "ghost
you like being alone with someone, if that makes sense. feeling complete and quiet," and then the rest is cutoff in the screenshot
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synapsid (Scary) @synapsid.wtf · 01/07/2026
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