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Markus

@swooshalicio.us
689 followers 2.6K following 264 posts

Ugh, fine, I'll make a damn bluesky. Professional code butcher. Hobbyist musician. Furry. systemd-liker. My primary home on the web: chitter.xyz/@SwooshyCueb If you're below the age of majority in your region, you shouldn't follow me.

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Effses @effses.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The baldurs gate bear romp trailer dropping at the height of "feral furry characters are immoral" discourse and silencing it literally overnight like a railgun to the chest is almost on the same level of funny to me as makorra popping bottles
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the social contract in fact states you can either provide abundant public restrooms or you can have this.
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Simper Eggie 🦅 🔞 @uwu.silvereagle.dev · 29/09/2026
Foolin' around on a Joystick stream with the same friend of mine who made me coin the phrase "morally righteous blowjob" and I wound up saying "fuck me like your health insurance fucks you" and he went absolutely FERAL on my ass oh my god
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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🏳️‍🌈Toofthey 🔜 WPAFW 🏳️‍⚧️ @toofthey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
weird that a tech industry built by the Epstein class and built on intimately violating everyone's labor & IP would attract sickos in swarms
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PulseFailure 🔞 @pulsefailure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lizalfos
Lizalfos but without his crotch armor
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🌵dont_jinxit🌵🔜GOH@Goldenhorn @dont-jinxit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Felt inspired by the opening of the Primagen species so I created a P2U lineart ! :D ko-fi.com/s/9b2a233579
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Tatzel @tatzl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The shift is over! Time for a shower and some relaxation in the crew quarters. I finally finished this piece that I made as a special for reaching 1k followers on BlueSky. Thank you so much for the support! <3
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shekh ~ Lukas Kawika @shekhels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
4:29am #shekhsketch
anthro hyena shekh, very sleepy and barely half awake, braces himself against the wall leaning over the toilet with aggressive morning wood, length foreskin overhang at full wrinklage, making an absolute scattershot mess of multiple spraying piss streams
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✨ Aster ✨ @capablenugget.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost like there will always be assholes anywhere no matter what. Nowadays it’s way more visible thanks to social media and shit. I’d just tell newer people to ignore those types and have faith that the right people will show up. Yet, to make effort to make that happen at the same time.
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Soatok @soatok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In 2011, most furries I tried to befriend in person were either *super* irritating and self-absorbed, or they wholesale dismissed my existence for not already being sexually involved with someone in their clique. Don't look to the past with rose-colored glasses.
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🦎 Snack @maridiansnack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Nintendo should hire me to draw lizalfos. I know what the people want. They're all my husbands
A lizalfos holding a sword and sticking his tongue out
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 26/09/2026
Most of you will not be affected by this. You can check if your overlay is affected by pasting the messages in this gist directly to your twitch chat. If it reloads the widgets and/or changes the background color to purple, it is affected.
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Paste this into your Twitch Chat
Paste this into your Twitch Chat. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
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Jykinturah @jykinturah.corvid.dev · 23/09/2026
A magpie in techwear art by @ricebatt.bsky.social linktr.ee/ricebatt
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Sorel 🔜 ACFI @breakingbaza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
solitary night 🎨: @dreamyowl13.bsky.social
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Arcane @arcan3art.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FURR-UP COMMISSION! 50 Euros each! Every piece will be simple shaded like shown in the example For small edits (like cum/WS/bulge versions) there will be some extra costs, depending on amount and complexity. If you're interested, please contact me here on bsky, or on Telegram. (Link in bio)
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Heads&Tails | comms open (1/5) @headsetails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy bi-day!
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 21/09/2026
ads are how you pay for things without actually paying for them. typical of didney to double-dip
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Sidekick @sidekicksart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Full Combo -- Anyone ready to go head to head? They'll even let you pick the song~ Commission for @lime-pup.bsky.social !
Lime, a shepsky, dancing on a DDRMAX 2 Cabinet to "Dive", their knotted cock is out and a trail of precum is whipped through the air.
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🔞Horntfrog 🔞 @horntfrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-indulgent messy sketch thing I scribbled out in a hurry, Rob I think it might be in your best interest to give this guy a listen!
Rough sketch of some kind of dog or rabbit man named Rob who's distracted watching a movie as his friend's dick throbs in his mouth-wrapped up watching the movie he doesn't hear his friend warning him he's about to cum
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10o @10ov0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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🔞Horntfrog 🔞 @horntfrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think Kit minds too much though...
Kit stands in the middle of his dorm looking shy, but now his underwear is off and his hard dick gently bounces in excitement about being looked at
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
everyone I care about and love is struggling emotionally, underemployed, worked to the fucking bone, forsaken by basically everyone outside of their communities. I’m inclined to be a lot more forgiving toward my trans siblings right now than I otherwise might in a perfect world, and so should you
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ZIMA! @zima.ong · 20/09/2026
threw a curveball and played some chiptune. mashup went crazy. purple narb: @swooshalicio.us
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
i've made either the best or worst resonite camera gimmick, depending on how you feel about it
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 14/09/2026
my new favorite set
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ZIMA! @zima.ong · 14/09/2026
We are so back. Mixcloud: www.mixcloud.com/zimayeen/rev... Alt: stream.zima.ong/revival-2609...
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Tarpo @puptarpo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very old one from the archive! Just a handsfree doggo 💛 #pisspup CW: WS / Watersports
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dataphract 🇵🇸 @whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store · 14/09/2026
lmao pissvortex does it again
A Tumblr thread from pissvortex.

Anonymous asked:

"please tell me you did not pay that stupid pedophile a dime for that thing"

pissvortex answered:

"They genuinely sent me a Twitter debit card with $15 on it for free and I am not joking"

A screenshot of the X Money interface with a balance of -$6 and an error that says "Deposit funds to continue".

"What's he gonna do if I just never pay him back, ban me again?"
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Hannu @questbeast.art · 14/09/2026
Badges for Horizon and Kai’Zenan! The prints are sparkly. @spicyhorizons.bsky.social @kaizenan.bsky.social
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Puff @iampuff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
learn blender and you, too, can spend a week making a lizard so you can make a gif about a joke made in passing
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Ravalska @ravalska.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A small but pressing issue #SeptENMber - just a peek
Rav sitting in a sauna dealing with a bit of a clothing malfunction.
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Dark @dark.ski · 12/09/2026
i don't know who needs to hear this but please for the love of god do not have your AI agent post in a support channel on your behalf human volunteers do not want to waste their time giving support to someone's machine when they could instead be giving support to a real person
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 12/09/2026
If you worked at VICE Media between 2021 and 2024, can you please DM or Signal me? Got a quick question I need help with?
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 08/09/2026
"the breaking benjamin lead vocalist went on a 5 minute rant during a concert about people being mean to him and the ai slop fallout 4 mod he made" oh my god dude
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Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'
The singer and guitarist spent several minutes asking fans to download his Fallout 4 'True First Person' mod after another modder criticized it.
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Kayphiart @kayphiart.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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⚡️Thunder⚡️ @thunderfennec.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🌅~
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it will be really frustrating if ai does destroy civilization after we've worked so hard to do it ourselves
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_Phon @phon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Comm31_05
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LawyerDog @cmddog.com · 09/09/2026
wow turns out this fox was hiding a dick in his underwear good work team, mystery solved (edit of a pic from 2018)
Digital furry art. Someone off screen in a long-sleeved shirt is reaching in and gripping a fox man's penis. The fox is wearing a tanktop that's pulled up showing his tummy and underwear that his dick and balls are spilling out of. The fox looks disgruntled. #furry #furryart #nsfw
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Shy Minstrel @shyminstrel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#septENMber - Day 7: Prank War Making mischief by day, subject to mischief by night #septENMber2026 ✦ #enm ✦ #ene ✦ #embarrassednakedmen ✦ #embarrassingnudityexposure ✦ #furryNSFW ✦ #piss ✦ #watersports
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
maybe you chose a bad place to take your dick out (everyone be nice i havent drawn a wang since 2019)
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 04/09/2026
the american dream is to be struck by a car in a nonfatal way that generates a life-changing amount of financial compensation
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James is back in LA @theswweet.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026
Again; I am looking for work. Reviews, Previews, Features, Mock Reviews, Consultancy - you name it! Email is in my bio.
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 01/09/2026
Around 80% of staff at Star Wars Zero Company studio Bit Reactor were reportedly furloughed just weeks before the game's release. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/around-...
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Around 80% of Star Wars Zero Company studio Bit Reactor was reportedly furloughed weeks before its release | VGC
Staff don’t know if they’ll all get their jobs back again…
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this takes an incredible amount of character, not just to give it up, but to admit all of this. This guy has more guts than any AI fuck by a mile, and maybe more than us too. People who've managed to escape AI usage are invaluable towards convincing others to do the same.
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tobias 🍃🎐🌱 @godbirdart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
『 VIOLET VISIONARY 🧪🪻 』 ─ ✧˖° commission for @talcall.bsky.social
Image is a digitally illustrated portrait of a violet-hued draconic character dressed in an opulent science-fiction laboratory coat, holding rolled posters featuring architectural schematics. The text around the canvas reads: "Sharp Teeth, Sharper Mind: Blending art and science takes a delicate touch. Find out more as we join Thomas for a quick Q&A! How it's Made: A peek behind the curtain on how concepts on paper become staggering structures that take your breath away. Climb to New Heights: Join us for this month's workshop on the compelling applications of mechanical engineering." #furry #furryart
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