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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚

@ryedog.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 He/Him, 28 🐺 Red coywolf (Rowan) or 🦊 Grey Fox (Rye) 🛩️ CPL IR S/MEL , 🍕Pizza Bossman 🌲Waylaid Washingtonian 🚩 Grand Forks, North Dakota 🌐 Twitter.com/Ryedog_ 📷 @saberdriift.bsky.social 🖼️ @ritwells.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 4h
Feeling really emotionally dysregulated and nauseous today and idk why
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 4h
Realizing I fucked up the Tikka marinade for tonight because I forgot to cube the chicken and just put the whole pieces in UGHHH
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 5h
Customers asking me about problems with their orders they placed using Klarna... Brother this is fast food....
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 11h
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Teaching the new intern all the keyboard shortcuts except for one that I can use to defeat him if he ever chooses to betray me
8:33 AM • Jun 9, 2025
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But We Mustn't Ruin HIS Life By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
Four-panel cartoon with a tiny kicker panel below.

PANEL 1. A Black delivery worker stands beside her van, holding a package. She looks downcast.

WOMAN: Everywhere I went I was terrified I’d run into **him**. I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t concentrate…  
WOMAN: After I failed two classes I lost my scholarship.

PANEL 2. A girl in pink sits on a bicycle on a residential street, looking down.

GIRL: He sent the video to everyone in school. **Everyone**. I had to be homeschooled until I could get into a different school.

PANEL 3. A woman sits in an apartment armchair, holding a baby who pats her face. She looks sad.

WOMAN: It’s been ten years… My therapist says PTSD isn’t ever cured, but it’s something I can learn to manage.

PANEL 4. A hand holds a phone showing a male podcaster at a microphone.

MAN: Nobody feels worse than me about what happened — but we can’t ruin these young men’s lives!

KICKER. The podcaster speaks with Barry, the cartoonist.

BARRY: What sort of thing would “ruin their lives”?  
MAN: Being expelled. Or being publicly criticized. Or made to switch dorms. Or to switch a class. Basically, anything he might notice.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21h
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 29/09/2026
Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
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Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
VEVEY, SWITZERLAND - Nestlé executives gathered from around the world to announce their grave concern regarding the impact that artificial intelligence’s water consumption will have on their own abili...
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somebody at this store is blasting the Ink Spots and it isn't me, it's the 17 year old girl that works at this store The kids are alright
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
“Upon reviewing the disciplinary action we took toward the seven Chi Phi brothers who allegedly gang-raped a student for over seven hours, we have concluded that the mandated two-page minimum on essays was woefully inadequate.” — Michael Kotlikoff, Cornell president
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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BlindCoyote 🔜 IX @blindcoyote.com · 29/09/2026
Morning Mists Lil warmup sketch to get the juices flowing
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feels relevant to the furry fandom too
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I did the thing
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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katotonic @katotonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wolfies
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really interesting 20 year old lecture recorded in a classroom I have been in many times Split in two parts First part is exactly an hour. Okay cool. Second part is also an hour right? No. Two. guess I'm not doing anything else today....
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really frustrating to metronome so hard into feeling like utter dog shit and feeling exhausted and demotivated when I have other stuff I need to do on this very brief workday x.x
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's so exhausting to feel obligated to give a shit and to try hard when surrounded by people who don't give a shit and don't try much at all
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One fuckin day where somebody doesn't call in. Just one. That feels like a really easy ask
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Tea Spot @spottea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's nice to notice my reflection because I like what I see and not because I'm preoccupied with how I seem to others
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Aydan @aydanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How I feel as someone who is Bisexual
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interviewer: do you have any skills that aren’t listed on ur CV Me:
A person carrying like 20 bags of groceries w a 12 pack of Bud light on his head
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw a guy take a cart to self-checkout, pretend to scan like three things, and then just bag everything still in his full cart Good luck I guess 🫡
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Dognito Hazard @d6016.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GO MY BEAGLE! KILL!
A blurry picture of a beagle leaping forward off a chair with a blurry hand pointing forward
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riley ✨🏳️‍⚧️ @ritwells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✨ 50 EDITION ART BOOK PREORDER ✨ I am releasing my first art book! It features work from 2017-2026 with unseen pieces included ❤️ $28/book + $5 shipping - first 10 editions sold will get a complimentary thank you sketch! ❤️ for more details and to order: ko-fi.com/s/8de78b2b58
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🔞 65RATS 🔜 PAWAI @65rats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For @gooeydeer.com Man I wish I could've properly drawn your character before you left, I'm still disappointed in that first (and only) piece I did for you. I hope somehow you'll get to see this, and if not, I hope this serves as a good memory of you for those still here in this world. Rest well.
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Babyyy
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 19/08/2026
screenshot of me appealing the rude label i got from bluesky with the appeal text saying "im nice now" but the important part is that my keyboard is in bi pride colors
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koebi @growlithe.online · 26/09/2026
tell your friends you love them every day if you want to love is love is love is love, saying it more often can't dilute its meaning you can't say it too much tell your friends you love them
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can always feel such a tangible sense of loss when somebody so loved by the people around them passes on. It's so gut-wrenching and awful especially when it's so sudden and so soon It feels so fucked to know these people are only a little older than myself
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14% wolf piss slushie 🍉 Khyber Poosay 🇵🇸 @khyberkat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
POV: you get hit with the lightning bolt in mario kart wii
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another 20 hour Friday has hit the foxyote
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Goop @goop.monster · 30/07/2026
I’ve been homeless for a month now I’m looking for a place to find my feet and stabilize. I’ve been couch surfing since becoming displaced I don’t have a drivers license and I only have a suitcase and backpack for belongings I have a modest amount of savings, it is not enough to rehouse alone
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/09/2026
Car-Free Pike Place Market Pilot Deemed Too Successful to Continue: tinyurl.com/uund6kej
People and flowers take up space on street of Pike Place in front of the Public Market Center sign
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crazy that elected officials are pivoting to what is essentially "ew yuck" Twitter drama ahead of the midterms because the president has dementia and can't stop saying insane things while everyone pretends this is normal.
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@tatujapa @tatujapa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Norevasyl @norevasyl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fox in a dress
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
Hard to take the olds panicking about furries seriously when 80% of Disney movies made before 1994 featured at least one Dog Who Fucks
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember: Inflation isn't fucking real In every step of the process somebody has the agency to set the price. Either from their own greed or their own bottom line being damaged by somebody else's, increasing cost is a choice.
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they have such expressive faces too!
Island fox from Santa Cruz Island, Channel Islands Nat'l Park, California
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there was a whole family running around
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Kipper@ASC dealers @kipper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
finally got to meet my favorite creatures :3
channel island fox climbing down a fig tree. Santa Cruz Island, California
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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grape @grapeschitz.com · 23/09/2026
I thought I’d be nervous, but you make it really easy
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🏳️‍🌈 Rye 💚 @ryedog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rad
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