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Markus

@swooshalicio.us
693 followers 2.6K following 266 posts

Ugh, fine, I'll make a damn bluesky. Professional code butcher. Hobbyist musician. Furry. systemd-liker. My primary home on the web: chitter.xyz/@SwooshyCueb If you're below the age of majority in your region, you shouldn't follow me.

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Jet - Local Delinquent Dragon @jetthedrake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA being told by advertisers that the most mundane of art is just too risqué to work with should be a good indicator why trying making your fandom squeaky clean to appease people, who will never be happy, is a shitty idea
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Feral Catastrophe @feraldisaster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look there's worse sins at the liquor store
A cloudy liquid sealed in a clear glass bottle. Staring out from the label like a mustachioed God of poor decision making is the Pringles mascot. 

Underneath the Pringles bowtie label in block lettering the bottle decleares that it is full of DILL PICKLE POTATO VODKA
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after being ill for 3 days you start to get hysterical over stuff like this
a skull toilet that has the text 'spooky dookie?'

the word 'or...' in the middle'

a skull urinal with the words 'creepy peepee' over it
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no matter how good i post i'll never be jacob wysocki
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Zcythe @albazcythe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he boppin
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ᛑᛗᛛ Xerikzs "Stick" Yukawa ᛑᛗᛛ @xerikzs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super lovely render I got from AndGoodbye1 on Twitter!
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e(Ag)le 🦅 @silvereagle.dev · 02/10/2026
I have a lotta friends up in the Northeast corridor...if there's anyone who can help my dear friend Sikata out, she really needs help to stay where she is. She is an incredibly sweet bean who recently escaped Texas and I only want the best for her.
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Malik / Apollo! (Commissions open!) @malikproto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kinktober Day 2: Embarassed + Orgy Malik tends to get shy playing around others, nothing some positive reinforcement won't fix. Feat: @thatroyalnardo.bsky.social~! #NSFW #Nardoragon #Protogen #Wickerbeast
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Tokyozilla @creaturecore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hydragea adopt💙 Starting bid- $300 USD Minimal Increment- $5 USD Auto Buy-$1000 Auction ends *24 HOURS after latest bid! Thread for bidding will be in replies as well as TOS/rules🔻
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Harry_The_Synth @harrythesynth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know it’s rude to stare~ So why don’t you come and touch instead?💙
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 02/10/2026
oh my god you are beautiful
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 02/10/2026
oh shit it's Alsvid!!
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Effses @effses.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
The baldurs gate bear romp trailer dropping at the height of "feral furry characters are immoral" discourse and silencing it literally overnight like a railgun to the chest is almost on the same level of funny to me as makorra popping bottles
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 30/09/2026
there are things I miss about it, mostly the lockscreen, but on the whole, eh
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Ringer @mmmatch.es · 29/09/2026
Normalcy is a race to the bottom, a pointless act of stripping yourself of anything that makes you even slightly unique in a futile effort to appease the unappeasable
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the social contract in fact states you can either provide abundant public restrooms or you can have this.
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 29/09/2026
hi yes hello dragon boy here
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Simper Eggie 🦅 🔞 @uwu.silvereagle.dev · 29/09/2026
Foolin' around on a Joystick stream with the same friend of mine who made me coin the phrase "morally righteous blowjob" and I wound up saying "fuck me like your health insurance fucks you" and he went absolutely FERAL on my ass oh my god
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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🏳️‍🌈Toofthey @ WPAFW 🏳️‍⚧️ @toofthey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
weird that a tech industry built by the Epstein class and built on intimately violating everyone's labor & IP would attract sickos in swarms
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 28/09/2026
oh I completely misread the tone of your post then lmao
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 28/09/2026
maybe my perspective is skewed, but it kinda does? UX just means user experience. Any technology that someone interacts with has a user experience. it's just the experience the user has when using the thing.
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PulseFailure 🔞 @pulsefailure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lizalfos
Lizalfos but without his crotch armor
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🌵dont_jinxit🌵🔜GOH@Goldenhorn @dont-jinxit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Felt inspired by the opening of the Primagen species so I created a P2U lineart ! :D ko-fi.com/s/9b2a233579
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Tatzel @tatzl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The shift is over! Time for a shower and some relaxation in the crew quarters. I finally finished this piece that I made as a special for reaching 1k followers on BlueSky. Thank you so much for the support! <3
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 28/09/2026
you don't have to tell me twice~
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shekh ~ Lukas Kawika @shekhels.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
4:29am #shekhsketch
anthro hyena shekh, very sleepy and barely half awake, braces himself against the wall leaning over the toilet with aggressive morning wood, length foreskin overhang at full wrinklage, making an absolute scattershot mess of multiple spraying piss streams
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✨ Aster ✨ @capablenugget.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost like there will always be assholes anywhere no matter what. Nowadays it’s way more visible thanks to social media and shit. I’d just tell newer people to ignore those types and have faith that the right people will show up. Yet, to make effort to make that happen at the same time.
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Soatok @soatok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In 2011, most furries I tried to befriend in person were either *super* irritating and self-absorbed, or they wholesale dismissed my existence for not already being sexually involved with someone in their clique. Don't look to the past with rose-colored glasses.
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🦎 Snack @maridiansnack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Nintendo should hire me to draw lizalfos. I know what the people want. They're all my husbands
A lizalfos holding a sword and sticking his tongue out
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Socks the Macro Wolf Dad @socksthewolf.com · 26/09/2026
Most of you will not be affected by this. You can check if your overlay is affected by pasting the messages in this gist directly to your twitch chat. If it reloads the widgets and/or changes the background color to purple, it is affected.
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Paste this into your Twitch Chat
Paste this into your Twitch Chat. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
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Jykinturah @jykinturah.corvid.dev · 23/09/2026
A magpie in techwear art by @ricebatt.bsky.social linktr.ee/ricebatt
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Sorel 🔜 ACFI @breakingbaza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
solitary night 🎨: @dreamyowl13.bsky.social
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Arcane @arcan3art.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
FURR-UP COMMISSION! 50 Euros each! Every piece will be simple shaded like shown in the example For small edits (like cum/WS/bulge versions) there will be some extra costs, depending on amount and complexity. If you're interested, please contact me here on bsky, or on Telegram. (Link in bio)
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Heads&Tails | comms open (3/5) @headsetails.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy bi-day!
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 21/09/2026
ads are how you pay for things without actually paying for them. typical of didney to double-dip
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Sidekick @sidekicksart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Full Combo -- Anyone ready to go head to head? They'll even let you pick the song~ Commission for @lime-pup.bsky.social !
Lime, a shepsky, dancing on a DDRMAX 2 Cabinet to "Dive", their knotted cock is out and a trail of precum is whipped through the air.
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🔞Horntfrog🔞 @horntfrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-indulgent messy sketch thing I scribbled out in a hurry, Rob I think it might be in your best interest to give this guy a listen!
Rough sketch of some kind of dog or rabbit man named Rob who's distracted watching a movie as his friend's dick throbs in his mouth-wrapped up watching the movie he doesn't hear his friend warning him he's about to cum
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10o @10ov0.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🍣
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🔞Horntfrog🔞 @horntfrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't think Kit minds too much though...
Kit stands in the middle of his dorm looking shy, but now his underwear is off and his hard dick gently bounces in excitement about being looked at
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
everyone I care about and love is struggling emotionally, underemployed, worked to the fucking bone, forsaken by basically everyone outside of their communities. I’m inclined to be a lot more forgiving toward my trans siblings right now than I otherwise might in a perfect world, and so should you
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ZIMA! @zima.ong · 20/09/2026
threw a curveball and played some chiptune. mashup went crazy. purple narb: @swooshalicio.us
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 20/09/2026
you look so good in that suit ngl
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🦜 Decoy @decoy.fluffy.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
i've made either the best or worst resonite camera gimmick, depending on how you feel about it
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Markus @swooshalicio.us · 14/09/2026
my new favorite set
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ZIMA! @zima.ong · 14/09/2026
We are so back. Mixcloud: www.mixcloud.com/zimayeen/rev... Alt: stream.zima.ong/revival-2609...
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Tarpo @puptarpo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very old one from the archive! Just a handsfree doggo 💛 #pisspup CW: WS / Watersports
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dataphreak 🌕 @whyareyoubuyingclothesatthesoup.store · 14/09/2026
lmao pissvortex does it again
A Tumblr thread from pissvortex.

Anonymous asked:

"please tell me you did not pay that stupid pedophile a dime for that thing"

pissvortex answered:

"They genuinely sent me a Twitter debit card with $15 on it for free and I am not joking"

A screenshot of the X Money interface with a balance of -$6 and an error that says "Deposit funds to continue".

"What's he gonna do if I just never pay him back, ban me again?"
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