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Surreptilian

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On the internet nobody knows you're a lizard.

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Dave Mueller @dave-mueller.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Classic Tumblr post talked about how Michael Caine and Tim Curry were so good in their Muppet movies because Caine thought of the Muppets as fellow actors while Curry thought of himself as a fellow Muppet.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"SPACE" one for me
Tim Curry smiling in space
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Caturday 😺
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I think it also revealed just how quickly a bunch of otherwise very hard problems can be to solve with global collective action. The fuckin Ganga was running clear water for the only time in my lifetime because for 2 weeks nobody threw garbage in it. The canals in Venice had fish.
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don't quote me on this in like 10 years but I think one of the defining issues of the 2020s is "a better world is actually very easy to achieve, the powers that be are just not interested in achieving it."
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“A guy named Jim, who wouldn’t provide his surname but said he lives near the future data centre, showed up at the event to argue with protestors.”A scene from the Simpsons of Mr. Burns in a fake mustache, caption says “Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from, uh… some place nearby”
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 02/08/2026
The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.
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The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor
The lettuce-producing Taylor Farms was linked to the widespread use of prison labor before its involvement in a cyclospora outbreak.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title above the comic reads, "The organs are a team."
The first panel shows a drawing of a stomach. The stomach says, "I digest food so it can become energy."
The second panel shows a drawing of a heart. The heart says, "I use energy to pump blood."
The third panel shows a drawing of a liver. The liver says, "I take that blood and filter it."
The fourth panel shows a drawing of a brain. The brain says, "I will actively sabotage all of you."
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 22/07/2026
Major and concerning development from the chaos of the AI arms race. 🧵 Last week, an AI company called Hugging Face was subject to a completely new kind of cyberattack. For the first time, an AI agent has executed an autonomous attack on another system. www.axios.com/2026/07/21/o...
axios.com
Hugging Face breach: OpenAI claims its models were responsible
OpenAI says its agents acted autonomously to exploit vulnerabilities.
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Tim McSorley @timmcsorley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I spoke with @readtheorchard.org for this piece in @nationalobserver.com about Thomson Reuters, owned by Canada's wealthiest family, selling the data of millions of people to ICE so its agents can continue their violent and deadly immigration -- and now "voter fraud" -- enforcement operations.
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Sarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 20/07/2026
Just like this. Refuse to comply. Our organizations are made of us. If we don't participate when they choose hate? They adjust or they are replaced.
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Microsoft stole game studios' futures to pay for AI data centers
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Blue lobsters are very rare: 1 in 2 million by some estimates. But SPLIT COLOR LOBSTERS are 1 in *50* million. This lobster is a chimera of two fertilized eggs that fused together, with two distinct genomes: male on one side, female on the other. (📷: Woods Hole Science Aquarium/NOAA Fisheries)
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026
OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
jeffrey epstein being the first domino for the financial crash, video game micro transactions, and Gamergate is making me lose my mind
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Dan Carlin @dancarlin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
For those interested in the subject: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
rollingstone.com
We Are Witnessing the Imperial Presidency on Steroids
Donald Trump has accumulated an amount of power in the executive branch that would appall America's founding fathers.
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Rob Ashton for NDP Leader @rob-for-ndp-leader.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Corporations exploit the TFW/LMIA system to drive down wages and working conditions for all Canadian workers. This program enables modern-day indentured slavery, and every life lost shows the human cost of corporate greed. That’s why it needs to be abolished. Kill a worker. Go to jail.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Trump is sending a Russian scientist who created a breakthrough cancer detection microscope back to Putin's Russia. She was a dissident who criticized Putin and now will be in danger.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2025
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons theonion.com/concern...
Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's great TV watching these CNBC analysts realize there is no "theory" on TV in real time and they can't even invent one. One just said "They're burning down the house to cook a steak." There's a phone ringing off the hook in the background no one's picking up. It's chaos, I recommend it.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/04/2025
donald trump got the benefit of the doubt whenever he said something insane everyone was like “oh there he goes being a silly goofball again” and couldn’t actually percieve him as being serious when he said his more psychotic plans
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Consider this. 6 people in plainclothes approach you, and begin to cover their faces. At least one appears armed. As they grab your phone and backpack, they do not prove who they are. They say they're going to take you, but they're not saying why. What would you call that?
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DoiDuh @doiduh.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I've been wanting to make this for a long time
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Emma Vigeland @emmavigeland.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Right-wing campus activists get subsidized by media organizations backed by Republican think tanks. Left-wing campus activists get arrested, doxxed, and deported.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
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Bile 🔜 ConFurence ’04 @badfucking.dog · 08/03/2025
the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Arrested #deer 🦌
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Mind of a Snail Puppet Co @mindofasnail.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
reach out
orange fungus that resembles a little hand coming out of a mossy stump
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Lance McDonald @manfightdragon.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Statistically, most plumbers will jump less than once a year. Mario is an outlier in this category and skews the average.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
So Justin Trudeau is now saying the tariffs have been paused for 30 days as they implement a new border plan. Basically, after the markets freaked, Trump backed off of the threats while Mexico and Canada essentially promised to do things that they were already doing.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
It’s all theatrics and performative. Trump creates the problem or challenge. Trump then offers a fake fix or solution to the fake problem or challenge. Trump sycophants then cheer him as a genius and a political leader and problem-solver for the ages. Rinse and repeat. Theatrics. That’s it.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I say this with all the Korean in my bones: US politicians should be ashamed of themselves, look at what a member of the S Korean ruling party did to impeach her President.
straitstimes.com
Visually impaired South Korean lawmaker tried to scale walls on martial law day
Ms Kim Yea-ji was among only three lawmakers from the ruling People Power Party to participate in the vote. Read more at straitstimes.com.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/02/2025
they’re doing politics of humiliation a capitulation and it needs to be discussed as such and shut down. even if trump doesn’t get anything it doesn’t matter at all, politics of domination is dangerous
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2025
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Angela Priestley @angelapriestley.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Headline of the year (so far) From @404media.co
404media.co
OpenAI Furious DeepSeek Might Have Stolen All the Data OpenAI Stole From Us
OpenAI shocked that an AI company would train on someone else's data without permission or compensation.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/01/2025
pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
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SAHASA 🐙🪸 @sculptedreef.com · 30/01/2025
#JanuArty Day 30: Green Green is a rare color in octopus 🐙 but it can be found in the uniquely colored Caribbean Reef Octopus (O. Briareus) 📸 Aurora & Melody. Handcrafted sculptures made from clay & paint over a wire armature. 🐡🌊🦑🐠🦈✨ #SciArt #Art #MarineLife #bsnm #BlueskyNightMarket #ArtYear
Aurora the Caribbean Reef Octopus sculpture. A large bluish teal green octopus with a maroon red veined or webbed pattern. The octopus skin has a soft texture. Each arm has two neat rows of carefully sculpted suckers.A close-up of Melody the Caribbean Reef Octopus. Painted in a high detailed pattern, with patches of green around the eyestalks and on the arm crown.
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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
When the Patriot Act was passed, libraries got requests for patrons’ borrowing history. We were prohibited from disclosing those requests. We deleted and shredded those records and stopped tracking reading history for that reason. ALSO.
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It must be so weird to be watching the US from afar right now. I used to half jokingly pitch a Purge sequel set in a sports bar in Canada as they watch America’s annual massacre on all the TVs.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
pitch perfect Democrats. Dick Durbin actively failed to meet the moment while Judiciary Chair, and then while a fascist movement takes power he hits us with a “Moving forward,”
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Some of my favorite emoji kitchen mashups, continued: 🙄 + 🦈
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☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
You have to admit China's putting a lot of effort into their global warming hoax
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