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Kelsey

@keltre.bsky.social
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Not good! Very bad. She/her

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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 1h
Cam Skattebo frinkiac.com/bettergif/S0...
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Frinkiac
But, like people, some of them are just jerks. Stop that, Mr. Simpson.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Personally what causes me the most stress when I’m driving is knowing how much damage I can inflict with my car if something goes wrong. Not just to myself but the idea of hurting someone else is very stressful! I don’t have that feeling with a bike (or at least not to the same extent).
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Would 100% listen to Lauren doing a deep dive into the Sysco cataog
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We occasionally played against boys when I played ringette as a tween and looking back I can guarantee those boys were playing ringette instead of hockey because of how toxic and awful hockey culture is. And no one gave a shit because we were all just there to have fun!!
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One of my favourite podcast series but you could not pay me to watch the video version
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No one's doing it like Katie Dippold
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Walked by a local boutique proudly displaying a Sophie Cunningham shirt in their window, this was one of the local businesses decrying city council for their dismal sales but it doesn’t seem to have occurred to them that they’re just bigots who suck.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AI stuff aside this is one of the most unsustainable businesses I've ever seen lol
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Courtney Theriault @ctheriault.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
NEW: Saddle Lake Cree Nation calls Alberta trans health-care laws a violation of Treaty rights, announces path to work around the legislation
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The current separatist billboard on highway 2 features images of not just Carney but also Trudeau, who hasn't been in office for over a year. He's busy going to Coachella with Katy Perry and couldn't give less of a shit about Alberta but these losers can't stop thinking about him.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Really incredible Small Business Tyrant energy coming from the Edmonton baker who tried to ride a viral wave after getting into it with a food influencer only for it to come out that he owes former employees thousands of dollars in unpaid wages
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Speculative sci-fi shows like Silo and For All Mankind love to have billionaire tech guy characters that are actually smart and actually manage to build the things they say they're going to build, meanwhile this is what real life billionaire tech guys are doing
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definitely not going to touch the belly @aeolist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
dinner is at 5pm and bedtime is 10pm
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Jungle, Upton Sinclair (1905)
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the best jokes on Futurama is that the moon is a redneck backwater full of hicks
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Listen, if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship either, happiness comes from picking a new hobby and then buying all the things to start that hobby then finding the perfect little storage container for those things and then putting that storage container in the spare room
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who says JF needs Stefan on @gooffkings.bsky.social?? My cat gives this stream two thumbs up!
A grey and orange cat intently watching a lone twitch streamer playing a game where he tries to flip sausages off of a frying pan onto various objects.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Facebook was originally created to rank the attractiveness of women, this is the logical horrific endpoint of all of it.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Haunting
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lol look at this chud
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This brought genuine tears to my eyes
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I finished knitting a whole ass sweater
A black cat sitting on a grey knit sweater with the sleeves wrapped around him
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did not realize Steve Hoffstetter looks like a skinny Brian Posehn
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can not adequately express how much Porter loves this grey yarn
A black and white cat stretched out on a grey sweater in the process of being knittedA black and white cat lounging on a yellow bag filled with skeins of grey yarn A black and white cat stretched out on a grey sweater in the process of being knittedA black and white cat stretched out on a grey sweater in the process of being knitted
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“A guy named Jim, who wouldn’t provide his surname but said he lives near the future data centre, showed up at the event to argue with protestors.”A scene from the Simpsons of Mr. Burns in a fake mustache, caption says “Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from, uh… some place nearby”
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I got hit by a car and then went for all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ immediately afterwards
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tim Robbins doing RFK Jr. voice on Silo now
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We really need to study the aspect of car brain that causes drivers to forget that everything outside their vehicle is real
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Look on my works*, ye mighty, and despair *this scrunchie I knit
A brown knit scrunchie with a bow attached
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Mother nature is taking care of Jelly Roll and Post Malone for @jessefarrar.com www.reddit.com/r/Edmonton/s...
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From the Edmonton community on Reddit: Post Malone - Storm
Explore this post and more from the Edmonton community
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I've worked in various aspects of retail for over 20 years now and I have never once seen an instance of "organized retail crime."
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Canadian Liberal party trying to appease Alberta
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Guys came up with the perfect podcast business model by making flubs a thing, so now when they release an episode with no audio people cheer and say “by god they’ve done it again!!” instead of bitching and moaning about audio quality
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Look at this fun new recipe collection from the NYT Cooking app
Screengrabs from the NYT Cooking app of a recipe collection for “Worry-Free Cooked Vegetable Recipes”
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thank god for @blockedparty.bsky.social for bringing iwaspoisoned.com to our attention
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Report Food Poisoning Now. Protect Others.
We collect and share reports with consumers, public health and restaurants. Protect friends, family & help restaurants. If you got food poisoning report it now!
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Did a rewatch of Widow's Bay but I actually paid attention this time and holy shit what a masterpiece; an incredibly rich narrative, really good scares, all combined with some of the best comedy writing in years. Katie Dippold is very good at what she does.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"It was stupid and annoying and I didn't want to do it." Relatable king.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looking forward to pairing my Guys hat with my Stores shirt
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Making the rest of Kelseys look bad
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
See, this is part of the problem - while the new allegations against Platner are more severe than the ones that came before, the fact that political commentators were so quick to dismiss them as not relevant is how you ended up supporting a rapist.
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My Graham Platner Apology
The allegations published yesterday that Senate nominee Graham Platner sexually assaulted a woman are different from the previous scandals.
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The main reason I haven’t sold my car yet is the fear that if I do need to buy another one I won’t be able to afford it
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Love that Stampede Couture has broken containment and now America is dunking on it
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is anyone having more fun than these TSN commentators trash talking the US's performance during that game
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This TSN commentator just said Norway "is getting in their viking boats and headed to Miami."
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Football commentators try not to use the words "plundered" and "pillaged" when talking about the Norway victory challenge
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This generation of Canadian youth are going to know Winston from New Girl’s face better than any prime minister in Canadian history
A tv screen showing a BMO commercial starring Lamorne Morris, co-star of the mid-aughts sitcom New Girl
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
ACAB
Picture of a yellow lab with a police badge on its collar, caption says “The cutest thing you’ll see at the Canada vs Morocco game are these police dogs with badges on their collars”
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They're calling it the most Fort McMurray thing that's ever happened
Reddit post from r/FortMcMurray titled "Truck stuck on cliff need help" with a picture of a mud-splattered Dodge Ram hanging off a cliff
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Kelsey @keltre.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I've been reading Star Wars Lengends-era books (which are all essentially fanfiction) out of curiosity and their best ideas are just describing things that happened in the movies
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