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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

MFW the vendor has a big “user is an idiot” attitude, I finally get them to send a tech out, and the tech can’t fix it either BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN LIKE I SAID IT WAS

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iCarly's Spencer: I May Be An Idiot But I'm Not Stupid

Alt: iCarly's Spencer: I May Be An Idiot But I'm Not Stupid

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Ever have those “everything’s coming up Milhouse!” days? First patent published! Someone gave me a Coke! A raven gave me a pretty rock! But I’m really wondering why there is a brand new steam cleaner in my house? We have two of lesser quality, and this one just kinda showed up in our garage?

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Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse

Alt: Milhouse Flood: Everything's Coming Up Milhouse

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

They really be out here doing ANYTHING on New Mexico roads

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

*sigh* Now I need to go back out to the barn and do my chores later, after #GarbageMare calms down from her massive temper tantrum. She is furious with me. I just wanted to see if she’d changed her mind about apples. And I guess that’s a war crime now?

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"Can I really do a PhD at 50?" Yes, person I made up for this post. There are some surprising benefits. If you don't get hit by a bus sometime, then you're gonna be seven years older with or without the PhD. Might as well do it. If you do get hit by a bus, you don't have to do lit review anymore.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I don’t have much imposter syndrome left at this point in my career. However, I submitted my first batch of assignments for my doctoral work and I keep expecting the feedback to be “our apologies, we’ve realized you’re quite stupid.”

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Glad the economy is healthy enough to support a small army of people to follow me around Hobby Lobby and just stand in front of whatever thing I wanted to look at, oblivious, like they’re figuring out wtf stickers are or how to spell the word “wood”

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

oh good lord… Started my PhD classes literally today and I will never have anything as good as “how to milk a cockroach, and why” arstechnica.com/science/2026...

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Meet the 2026 Ig Nobel Prize winners

The annual award ceremony features miniature operas, scientific demos, and "24/7" lectures.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

and then I saw the Beast and he said “but wait there’s an eighth bonus seal!”

A screenshot of a title proclaiming that Mr. Beast and James Patterson are teaming up

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

once again, I must remind society that in fairytales, the dragon hoarding all the town’s wealth atop the mountain was the VILLAIN

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me, watching asmr unboxing videos of squishies: These are stupid. Our economy is dying Me, with my first squishy that I found in the library today: oooooooooooh why can’t I stop touching it

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Dear vendors: I am begging y’all to monitor which clients haven’t completed mandatory migrations, and then reach out! Don’t just cut access. Take the time to ASK ‘cause maybe you sent your sole migration notice to, say, accounting instead of the tech who’s been trying to contact you for a full year.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A student made all the staff blue corn pancakes today ❤️

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

He says he’s not into celebrity gossip, but if TMZ covered ruby-throated hummingbirds, he would be refreshing that page frantically

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com

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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU

Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

REALLY?! First Virginia, and now Dolly?! STOP TAKING ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE PLS

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Listening to the angry songs today and cutting a lock of hair. Fuck cancer. ❤️ Virginia Bennett Griebenaw ❤️

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

mmmmm the 2027 planners are coming out and I finally found a tabbed monthly 2x daily with hour markings (It’s the Kelly Venture for Blue Sky Tabbed Daily & Monthly Planning Calendar and it’s got flowers on the cover, if you’re that kind of nerd)

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Make a band bigger, 80s/90s edition: Dépêche Mandate JOYT The Thompson Triplets Haircut 101 Jefferson Planet Illinois

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

📚 “My taxes pay your salary!” OMG no way! That’s crazy! My taxes pay my salary too! Twinsies! 🎉❤️❤️❤️🧚🏽‍♀️👯‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Taft doing the Soil Train line dance while Lincoln, Grant, Tyler, Arthur, and others clap

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Just reached the final boss level of Zotero

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

First day back in the semester, and I am proud to say that as of 8:45 am, we are probably no longer experiencing a fire.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

"Is there anything else you want for your birthday?" Jesus in his jorts, don't I have enough this year? *car *computer *funded doctorate *capybara driving a peanut *Casa Bonita *much more AND the state said I did my taxes wrong, here's $250. Honestly this is ridiculous! 50 is amazing!

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Have discovered that champagne actually makes hot flashes feel GOOD. Anyone got a research grant for this?

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT If your doctor prescribes a specialized diet or supplement, health insurance should be paying for it the same way it pays for drug prescriptions. (We spend about $400/month on post-surgical protein shakes alone.)

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Experienced a liqueur distilled from the “buzz-button” and instantly fell in love. The taste is like cinnamon and anesthesia.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Guess where I get to go for my 50th birthday!

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I feel seen, I thought I was having a midlife crisis but it’s just August 1st tomorrow

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

📚 I had to create a prop about ALA for a video and realized I am insane

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Uuuuugh Dolores Umbridge said a thing and now I gotta worry about being harassed in the bathroom and locker room again. The psychological damage I will inflict on anyone who decides breast cancer survivors are insufficiently cisgendered… I used to study war crimes, you don’t want this smoke.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Judge: This book is unprofessional. I found numerous typos on these pages. This book was clearly not edited. Reader, those were the pages that talk about the main character correcting typos! You'd think if you paid for a judge to judge a book in a competition, they'd actually READ IT.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

If my boss asked me to investigate the Blood Geyser Train where everyone on it turns into a geyser of blood, I would simply not go. Why does this not occur to people in horror movies?

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

📚 Being an academic librarian means getting excited about new multimedia cement tension content. Oooh it has quizzes Also this is not the first time I’ve gotten excited about cement research

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Hey BLUESKY! Do you live in Denver? Do you enjoy getting out your aggression via Midwestern-coded card games? RSVP for this euchre tournament at the Denver Press Club on August 7th! Donations to the Press Club appreciated. RSVP at the link: denverpressclub.org/event/euchre...

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There are so many Stephen Miller insults in this whole thread but I want this one to get a little sunlight

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The duality of 🐴: #GarbageMare is invulnerable to heat, cold, and a number of toxic plants. Also, today she injured her hind legs because she was trotting and then farted and forgot how her legs worked and fell.

STOP LOOKING PROUD OF YOURSELF, HORSE. (A bay mare looks bright-eyed through a fence.)

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Me at a work meeting on diversity: I’ve noticed that this is one if the few workplaces where I’ve never felt like I should mask. Everyone else: I can’t imagine you’ve masked a day in your life. What would you even BE like?!

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

📚 Last thing the world of library science needs is for me and my colleague to produce a morning zoo crew style reference video YOU’VE REACHED THE EGGHEAD AND MICHAEL REFERENCE SHOW! CHECK YOUR U-U-U-USERNAME FOR E-RESOURCES ACCESS! *random clips of Booknotes dialogue*

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

📚 GotDAMN my tech services predecessor built WMS reports like he was creating ART. These are beautiful to work with.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I keep thinking “It’s too hot to do anything with #GarbageMare” and I forget that she was born in nature’s forgotten furnace. Spent the first three months of her life in 110° weather. She gets so much energy between 90° and 100° and I just sit here melting.

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Jennifer Goodland @libraryjenn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

#ALAAC26 @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social Between hidden fees, self-parking at $40/day with no in & out, it cost me an extra $700 out of pocket just to stay at the Marriott. Would have been more if I paid for internet. Please let’s advocate for no surprise fees at conference hotels. WE are the customer!

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