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Mallorie Malcontent ✨

@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social
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Cartoonist | Comics & Illustration | I love my mom! | she/her

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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2h
Is that vibe the “ millennial cringe” we hear so much about? John did not use the word “riDONKulous” in the episode I watched. But I’m sure he has at some other point.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2h
The the collapse of the bronze age. Turns out we’re not sure what happened. Many things probably contributed to it.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2h
The internet felt much more quirky and optimistic, even when talking about history.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2h
I just watched an old episode of Crash Course World History. And holy shit, it’s bonkers how much vibes have changed.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 5h
That’s part of the soap opera formula!
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 6h
I should do that.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 6h
Know what TV show was great until the end and is under appreciated? Cobra Kai.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 6h
I have a feeling Sticker Fest might be a bust this year because it’s in some strip mall in the middle of October. Last year it was in the park along side a music fest on a beautiful day in Aug. But at least it’s got me making stickers.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 18h
The dude on the right looks like he’s genuinely smiling. But the dude on the left looks like he’s gonna say “Hewwo, Princess.” Then give me a weird compliment about my body. I’m grateful I don’t recognize either.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 19h
Thanks for your input.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 21h
I’ll be at Stick Fest Tacoma this weekend.
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Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
RIP Matt Howarth. I think I had seen his comics (Those Annoying Post Bros, Savage Henry) on account of I lived in a town with a decent comic shop, but I'm pretty sure this issue of TMNT was the first time I read one of his comics. That post-Eastman/Laird run introduced me to a lot of cartoonists.
The wraparound cover to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #41 by Matt Howarth
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*smugly pushes glasses up bridge of nose* Um, actually, it wasn’t until issue 4 did Kevin Eastman start basing her design off his then girlfriend. So for the first three issues she was white.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like for the next couple decades, no matter what info will be be cringe. Then once I’m old, it’ll be cute again.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now that I’m on my 40s I have no clue how to dress myself.
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tiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Monday mood
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Rotting Zombie from Return of the Living Dead “I can feel myself rot”
Alt: Rotting Zombie from Return of the Living Dead “I can feel myself rot”
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The tell them to “be a man” when they get insecure. Oh boy, they hey hate that one.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But some demographics make losers feel insecure. We must coddle the losers!
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Death before decaf” I fucking hate that shit.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was a really fun season for the cubs.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And why do they always offer an americano? Those things are gross.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I figured there’s enough people out there on adhd meds that the stuff would sell.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whenever I’m out and about early in the morning, I forget that coffee shops do not brew decaf coffee anymore. Very annoying.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s the best. All of them in their original forms.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s fun.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooos, I did it again.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah. I just like hearing the religion horror stories like what it’s like trying they date Christian men.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s so weird.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not talking about them. I’m talking about the new ones. Who live trans people and women.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember when the amazing atheist freaked out because they made April O’Neal black? Lol. I heard he got better… but who cares?
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck these people taking the bait.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For a while there, it was kind of cringe to be an atheist. As all of the atheist creators so morphed into crazy Christians, who just never believe in God.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like how all the new atheist creators are much cooler than the chuds form the 2010s.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was lucky to be in the theater full of people who understood this.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parents from 1988, Popcorn, Night of the Demons, End of the Line, People Under the Stairs...
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh, Dolls. Another 80s one that's really fun. I also liked The Ranger from some years back. Satanic Panic is fun. Pumpkinhead is a must see. Awww jeez I know I am missing some sleepers.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Return of the Living Dead, 1988's The Blob, Mystics in Bali, Phantom Brother, Fraknehooker, Ginger Snaps, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, Motel Hell... off the top of my head.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I understand. I’m just not very into football. And only kind of like hockey.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The signals were invented by a deaf player on the Sox whose name I cannot remember. But when the crowd was too loud for anyone can hear, they started using them.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Back when the Cubs and the White Sox were in the World Series, the crowd was so loud that the umpires implemented the hand signals that we all love and know today.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I lived my early life in Irving park. We’d walk to cubs games. My grandma was obsessed with the cubs. You inherit the team you root for. But we’d also he’d down to the south side for a game every so often. So the intense rivalry never made much sense to me.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 2005 a Sox fsn friend of mine was legitimately upset I was rooting for them. Dude. I just enjoy the baseball.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I cannot stop thinking of “I am Japanese!” They’re all so much fun.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After the Cubbies got knocked out, I’ll happily root for the White Sox. I never understood why so many Chicago baseball fans hate the other team.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to figure it out though.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just wanna say that of course the coolest pope is from Chicago.
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