Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2hIs that vibe the “ millennial cringe” we hear so much about? John did not use the word “riDONKulous” in the episode I watched. But I’m sure he has at some other point. 0220
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2hThe the collapse of the bronze age. Turns out we’re not sure what happened. Many things probably contributed to it. 110
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2hThe internet felt much more quirky and optimistic, even when talking about history. 1341
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 2hI just watched an old episode of Crash Course World History. And holy shit, it’s bonkers how much vibes have changed. 3350
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 6hKnow what TV show was great until the end and is under appreciated? Cobra Kai. 3203
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 6hI have a feeling Sticker Fest might be a bust this year because it’s in some strip mall in the middle of October. Last year it was in the park along side a music fest on a beautiful day in Aug. But at least it’s got me making stickers. 0472
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 18hThe dude on the right looks like he’s genuinely smiling. But the dude on the left looks like he’s gonna say “Hewwo, Princess.” Then give me a weird compliment about my body. I’m grateful I don’t recognize either. 040
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 21hI’ll be at Stick Fest Tacoma this weekend. 933653
Reposted by Mallorie Malcontent ✨Andrew Neal | Added Value Books @wanderlane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026RIP Matt Howarth. I think I had seen his comics (Those Annoying Post Bros, Savage Henry) on account of I lived in a town with a decent comic shop, but I'm pretty sure this issue of TMNT was the first time I read one of his comics. That post-Eastman/Laird run introduced me to a lot of cartoonists. 1194
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026*smugly pushes glasses up bridge of nose* Um, actually, it wasn’t until issue 4 did Kevin Eastman start basing her design off his then girlfriend. So for the first three issues she was white. 280
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I feel like for the next couple decades, no matter what info will be be cringe. Then once I’m old, it’ll be cute again. 0221
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Now that I’m on my 40s I have no clue how to dress myself. 5342
Reposted by Mallorie Malcontent ✨tiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That Monday moodstatic.klipy.comRotting Zombie from Return of the Living Dead “I can feel myself rot”Alt: Rotting Zombie from Return of the Living Dead “I can feel myself rot” 1523230
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The tell them to “be a man” when they get insecure. Oh boy, they hey hate that one. 0110
Reposted by Mallorie Malcontent ✨The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight 24480512388
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But some demographics make losers feel insecure. We must coddle the losers! 070
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“Death before decaf” I fucking hate that shit. 010
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It was a really fun season for the cubs. 110
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026And why do they always offer an americano? Those things are gross. 1100
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I figured there’s enough people out there on adhd meds that the stuff would sell. 1170
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Whenever I’m out and about early in the morning, I forget that coffee shops do not brew decaf coffee anymore. Very annoying. 5250
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s the best. All of them in their original forms. 110
Reposted by Mallorie Malcontent ✨David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 30126123930
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah. I just like hearing the religion horror stories like what it’s like trying they date Christian men. 120
Reposted by Mallorie Malcontent ✨Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart 165141954671
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m not talking about them. I’m talking about the new ones. Who live trans people and women. 140
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Remember when the amazing atheist freaked out because they made April O’Neal black? Lol. I heard he got better… but who cares? 4433
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fuck these people taking the bait. 000
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For a while there, it was kind of cringe to be an atheist. As all of the atheist creators so morphed into crazy Christians, who just never believe in God. 7573
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I like how all the new atheist creators are much cooler than the chuds form the 2010s. 7705
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Was lucky to be in the theater full of people who understood this. 060
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Parents from 1988, Popcorn, Night of the Demons, End of the Line, People Under the Stairs... 011
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh, Dolls. Another 80s one that's really fun. I also liked The Ranger from some years back. Satanic Panic is fun. Pumpkinhead is a must see. Awww jeez I know I am missing some sleepers. 120
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Return of the Living Dead, 1988's The Blob, Mystics in Bali, Phantom Brother, Fraknehooker, Ginger Snaps, Let's Scare Jessica to Death, Motel Hell... off the top of my head. 170
Reposted by Mallorie Malcontent ✨Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something. 203616727
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I understand. I’m just not very into football. And only kind of like hockey. 000
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The signals were invented by a deaf player on the Sox whose name I cannot remember. But when the crowd was too loud for anyone can hear, they started using them. 110
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Back when the Cubs and the White Sox were in the World Series, the crowd was so loud that the umpires implemented the hand signals that we all love and know today. 130
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I lived my early life in Irving park. We’d walk to cubs games. My grandma was obsessed with the cubs. You inherit the team you root for. But we’d also he’d down to the south side for a game every so often. So the intense rivalry never made much sense to me. 0170
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In 2005 a Sox fsn friend of mine was legitimately upset I was rooting for them. Dude. I just enjoy the baseball. 2140
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I cannot stop thinking of “I am Japanese!” They’re all so much fun. 120
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026After the Cubbies got knocked out, I’ll happily root for the White Sox. I never understood why so many Chicago baseball fans hate the other team. 9280
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try to figure it out though. 0260
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just wanna say that of course the coolest pope is from Chicago. 020