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Shaun

@swaan-sween.bsky.social
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Just some 38 year old guy in OKC. 🌱🚴

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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hot take incoming! Women should be able to go to college, attend a party, have a raucous threesome after snorting k off of some Chad’s dick, and STILL not be gang raped after she’s too intoxicated to consent. If you have to be an angel to be a victim, none of us are safe. (That’s the point.)
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i am not accusing you of being a leftist. i am accusing you of incompetent history.
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶How many drinks does it take before I get drunk off a molotov?
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
only species in the galaxy good enough at throwing things to have invented something as insane as the appendage-thrown timed explosive device
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wanting to talk to your friends is healthy, which is why i support getting more cocaine into our nation's schools.
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ScarBunny @scar-bunny.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my art is for child abuse victims. society hates seeing any victim speak out, but men r often ridiculed for struggling as adults. my characters r mostly ♀️ bc i'm transfem, but i wanna draw boys equally bc i'm AMAB & face that ridicule often. Ryan here is ♂️ but he's only 1 of 2 examples among my OCs.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just ate an entire bag of the purple (vegan) Doritos and drank a six pack of beer. This is my reward to myself of getting 7 hours of cycling in, and reversing my declining Vo2Max.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 11/09/2026
iran: [looking at yemen and then back at this map and then at yemen and then back at this map]
map showing its ~1500km between isfahan [where major IRGC bases are] and riyadh
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made this design in 2019, and it’s been ripped off by countless creepy little Temu shops, as well as by Shein. Seeing it in an AI ad is ruining my day, ngl. If you like it, buy one from me - link in bio. I actually give money to queer mutual aid and medical care groups.
A shitty AI ad on Instagram showing my “you are safe with me” design being sold by a company that is not me.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Related to this, British food is massively overhated because if you want European cuisine that is bland and tasteless, Scandinavia is right there
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fellas love to form a shield wall
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Arloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
How I know he’s the one? We were actually together in a past life but he burned me at the stake for being a witch and now he’s cursed to yearn for me in every lifetime.
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look. Drugs and their place in our society *is* a complicated discussion. But if you’re unwilling to consider that drug laws don’t reflect the actual harm caused by drugs, please know this: Texas can now put you in prison for two years for having ONE THC GUMMY.
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We have so much to thank Canada for - maple syrup - moose - hockey things - Insulin - the pacemaker - basketball - Pvt John A Huff of Ontario, who as a member of the 5th Michigan Cavalry Regiment shot and killed Confederate General JEB Stuart at Yellow Tavern on May 11, 1864
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lol
A wikipedia page's recent edit history, all within the last half our or so, of people changing Lake Ontario's name to Lake America and then fighting over it, with one parenthetical reading "aint no one calling it that" highlighted
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026
The guy in this video is a master class in creeping out the creepers for the public good. study it.
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Miller helped carry wounded sailors to safety aboard the West Virginia. He then hopped on a AA gun and despite no training at all shot down at least one plane despite being under constant attack. He was later killed action aboard the USS Liscome Bay during Operation Galvanic
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My fav time if year is almost here and I can't wait. Months that end with BER are my jam
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“It was just a bunch of guys taking turns going at the machine with a sledgehammer every night.” Turns out the artillery shell factory that doesn't work doesn't work even worse than I reported last week
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toscanini dacron @mintcaketime.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
inside you are three wolves
autism, pokemon, jimmy buffett
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I went to a festival this weekend, and I'm still having brain zaps....
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My morning affirmation during a music festival
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My therapist asked me how I became "so woke" with my conservative upbringing, and I'm considering it a compliment
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'll be in Chicago this week for immigration stuff, so (as usual) asking for people to contact me asap if they see or hear of any ICE or Border Patrol related things (agents out in public, protests, town halls, anything). DMs are open!
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OligarchyOfTheWest @resistancematters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Choose your children's reading material wisely!
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Jenny Tayla @jennytayla.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I am also very interested in talking with immigration attorneys with Somali clients in this area!! (Or anywhere, but I’m in Maine and can actually meet up here)
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This was about ICE in Maine but is true of anywhere. If you know where ICE regularly stages, I will make every effort to go there.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Idk if it was the federal campaign that was the issue here, my gut feeling is that the raping someone was. I don’t want a rapist in any elected position!
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My coworker is eating fish... At her desk.... Less that three feet (1 meter) away from me....
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning
Matthew McConaughey in dazed and confused looking out the window of his car saying be a lot cooler if you did
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s been announced by NPS (and reported by myself and every outlet that’s covered the pool) that the explosives are the fireworks for July 4. In addition to that there is a neon sign that says July 4 next to the fireworks. So don’t worry. They’re not blowing up the pool, at least not on purpose.
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My results from the survey going around today
Oklahoma born and raised, but I guess I should have been an Albertan because I got Mark Carney
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wearing my grippy socks today
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Duckling swims alone in Reflecting Pool.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The most fatal millennial disease is pronouncing any five-syllable phrase with a similar cadence to the tune of "applebottom jeans, boots with the fur." The final boss of this exists, of course, on the Sweetgreen menu.
Guacamole Greens
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Why is it okay for the AI to hallucinate at work, but it isn't okay for me to take acid at work?
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Al Gea better watch out.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We have lost the Mandate of Heaven. Nature is revolting against our rule. The Canadian hordes are readying themselves to claim our throne.
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Gullah Museum of Georgetown @gullahsc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There’s a saying passed down from earlier generations of Black Texans who were there for the first Juneteenth: “It was not a piece of paper that freed the slaves, but the men with the guns.”
U.S. Colored Troops
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
>renames it to the Department of War >names himself the Secretary of War >fights one war >loses
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Cav(R), Gentleman Rogue @combatcavscout.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Something that eats at me is that America is (or at least was) a democracy. Which means we collectively get what we collectively ask for. It means responsibility and blame must be placed not just on politicians but on the people. And that fills me with a level of revulsion for… well… us.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
an easy way to remove the algae from the reflecting pool would be to spray the entire interior down with a liquid solution of roughly 98% cocaine hydrochloride this would have no other notable side effects
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You forgot
We actually knew each other 94 million years ago. We ate trees together every day, but you forgot
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Shaun @swaan-sween.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bike maintenance day
Two bicycles. One on a repair stand, the other up against the wall.
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