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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

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she said "I dig those awkward silences 'cause I grew up in denial and went to school in Massachusetts"

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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 8h
tendered my resignation after 13 years with the same org & it's like one of those sitcom plots where someone watches their own funeral: vaguely unsettling and I probably have to Learn Something in the process, but one guy just wrote "YIKES!!" and hit reply-all so there ARE some extremely funny bits
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
manifested a new position where they're paying me enough for real pants but I still don't have to wear them. girlboss millennial optimists we're sooooooo back
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Chain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I saw a tiktok about Dakota Johnson that said "does she know she doesn't have to be in movies? She can just go home if she doesn't enjoy it" and I feel that sums up Stroll
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel bad for Lewis Hamilton. He’s always telling Ferrari how to win a race while he’s driving 200 MPH and they just reply with “🍝understood 🍝 🇮🇹we are checking 🇮🇹” #singaporeGP
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free business idea with no context whatsoever: Jordan’s Furniture should have an onsite spa
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this old post conveniently doubles as my commentary on the Greenfield COVID-conscious lesbian bar mishegas
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
BULLETIN UPDATE: BU is older niece's first choice, then Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, & Northeastern As a higher ed pro, I see the result of a decades-long $$ campaign to draw Northern kids to Southern schools As a Cool Aunt, I'm delighted that the mere existence of the Beanpot overrides all that
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
took my niece to a networking lunch that ended up being great prep if she eventually decides to go to medical school (there were slide decks and a dean was rude to people)
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you people aren't living under a stifling HR bureaucracy. You know how I know that? Because our 1st act would be rebranding it to a People & Culture bureaucracy the 2nd would be forcing the NYT to abandon the periods in their fakakta house style. HR is a dept, H.R. is the frontman of Bad Brains
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you. www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
me explaining why it took me decades to realize I was actually pretty good at math
"Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help"

David Cross as (Dr) Tobias Funke in Arrested Development 1x19 Best Man for the GOB
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
here is a series of things that all happened on the same day back when I had no choice but to wake up at 5:45 am: 7:40 - 8:25 am: I score an 11 on a precalc test 10 minutes later: I get my period 10 minutes after that: 9/11 happens 6 hours after *that*: I still have to go to driver’s ed
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
College football people: Plz tell me what I need to know ahead of the BC-Rutgers game tonight. Assume I know nothing about these rituals due to having attended BU (undefeated since 1997)
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
David Coulthard to Kimi Antonelli: “Have you ever heard of a rapper called LL Cool J?” #f1
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it's Sunday in Monza and Il Predestinato has been sacrificed to the Italian racing gods so a new figure, a child fueled by ragù and mischief, can ascend the podium in his homeland #F1
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THE UNBREAKABLE KIMI ANTONELLI #f1
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love it when extremely Catholic things happen in Formula 1
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tricked into attending Heated Rivalry Night at Fenway because @rubyfalls.bsky.social told me that HR stood for Human Resources & I’d get to fight a Workday sales rep in the concourse
Little blue cooler at Fenway Park
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
help, I accidentally complained about AI too much at work so now I'm the division AI Czar
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lando Norris P1 in a stunning defense of spending your summer break in a DJ booth on Ibiza #dutchGP
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
in honor of Allston Christmastide I want to lodge a niche complaint about people on Facebook Marketplace who post clothing and shoes without any size information. Straight to jail
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
update on this take: I have come around to using Copilot to draft emails in High Executive because I'd rather save my Babel Fish energies for relearning French instead of speaking C-Suite
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
warned some of my nearest & dearest that I'm trying to optimize my LinkedIn presence, then immediately posted a link to Engels' "The Condition of the Working Class in England in 1844" and sent a connection request to my new supervisor
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hey Siri, was the Marquis de Lafayette of Monaguesque extraction? #britishGP
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
watching the Copa Mundial exclusively en español on Peacock. I understand nothing but I'm glad everyone's having a good time tonight. One of those guys is still yelling "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" into the distance
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
the unbreakable Kimi Antonelli! whenever he gets a podium in a jurisdiction where he can’t drink yet they should let him pull a prank on MBS instead
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
SHARL FUCKING LECLERC #monacogp
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
data mining failure: Instagram keeps showing me high-fashion gossip carousels like I didn't just buy pants at BJ's Wholesale Club
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
95% of platform discourse would end if the folks who launch such discourse realized that only a small handful of weirdos actually want to be significant participants in the political influence world and the rest of us just want to fart around and use these sites as more robust groupchats.
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
pursuant to last repost: I've spent the last few months using the in-house AI tool as my Workday Reporting Assistant, which means I spend less time manually coding reports and more time talking with the anguished managers who need Workday reports in the first place about how much they hate Workday
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/05/2026
If I ran a company I would simply not replace middle managers, legal, HR and operations, whose jobs are to handle people problems, and replace them with the computer
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Alex Albon should get a pet insurance personal sponsor at this rate
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
recession indicator: 4 years ago, I sold the same type of Corolla for $4000 with 70K miles on it
photo of a sensible red Toyota Corolla 

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2010 Toyota corolla LE Sedan 4D
$8,000
Listed a week ago in Allston, MA
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Liz Phair/Sleater-Kinney concert in Prospect Park could be the largest ever gathering of Bluesky posters in one place
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Craig Finn “fuck ICE” count: 2, as of 10 pm
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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Hold Steady in Boston. Live music forever.
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
the last time I saw the Hold Steady it was in London & I got brutal travel sickness so I'm very relieved that all I have to do for this weekend's shows at the Sinclair is drive 15 minutes and park behind Dunster House
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Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
LBJ: [on phone with bewildered tailor] this is why we need the ball room
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
today at yoga school we learned about the five kleshas, which are the root causes of all human suffering. I took detailed notes on asmita (ego, the sense of "I"), then immediately said something so bitchy it's going in the "I Don't Know Kelsey, How's Your Mom's Pill Addiction?" Hall Of Fame
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
when your severance package includes a trip to Foxwoods
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i cannot stop laughing at sending the party bus to get the fired staff
the red sox sent a party bus after canning a bunch of its staff
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
and just like that, "Red Sox fire manager Alex Cora after abysmal start to 2026 season" is no longer the top headline on the Globe's website that man just *cannot* let any of us savor even the smallest pleasures without making everything about HIM
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
have befriended the other HR lady in yoga teacher training and suspect we are the only classmates who connected on LinkedIn instead of a cooler app
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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If I used AI to read my kids bedtime stories you'd never get me to admit it. You'd have to get a big red dog to maul it out of me. You'd have to get a family of bears with weird names to claw it out of me. You'd have to put me in a bath in one big tub with soap all over scrub scrub scrub.
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Went to my uncle’s funeral this morning. At the end of the service, some guy who works at the cemetery stuck his head out of the window of the car and urgently asked me “WAS THAT FOR RUSTY?” (my dad) Nope, Rusty’s fine, Ronda just hustled him into the car to go have sandwiches at my cousin’s house
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Erika McEntarfer @erikamcentarfer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
JOLTS release once again confirming that the no-hire, no-fire labor market continues. Also lines up with UI claims, which also show no signs of layoffs picking up.
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Rachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...
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WNBA Players Had an Ace Up Their Sleeve in Pay Negotiations: A Nobel Laureate
Harvard economist Claudia Goldin helped WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise. Starting this season, players’ average salary will top $580,000.
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I figured out who Whitney and Conner remind me of now
Whitney and Conner from Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives aka Can Momtok Survive This?Paul L’Astname and Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock 5x23 Respawn. You know, the one where they confront the Wool Council
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Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Taylor Frankie Paul is in the NYT and NPR today, so if your senior-citizen parents are suddenly asking what's happening with that whole mess, that's why
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
How did this get past a Times editor? I'll tell you this...it wouldn't have gotten by a Boston Globe editor.
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