Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 8htendered my resignation after 13 years with the same org & it's like one of those sitcom plots where someone watches their own funeral: vaguely unsettling and I probably have to Learn Something in the process, but one guy just wrote "YIKES!!" and hit reply-all so there ARE some extremely funny bits 360
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026manifested a new position where they're paying me enough for real pants but I still don't have to wear them. girlboss millennial optimists we're sooooooo back 140
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentChain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I saw a tiktok about Dakota Johnson that said "does she know she doesn't have to be in movies? She can just go home if she doesn't enjoy it" and I feel that sums up Stroll 512717
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I feel bad for Lewis Hamilton. He’s always telling Ferrari how to win a race while he’s driving 200 MPH and they just reply with “🍝understood 🍝 🇮🇹we are checking 🇮🇹” #singaporeGP 050
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026free business idea with no context whatsoever: Jordan’s Furniture should have an onsite spa 130
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this old post conveniently doubles as my commentary on the Greenfield COVID-conscious lesbian bar mishegas 091
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026BULLETIN UPDATE: BU is older niece's first choice, then Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, & Northeastern As a higher ed pro, I see the result of a decades-long $$ campaign to draw Northern kids to Southern schools As a Cool Aunt, I'm delighted that the mere existence of the Beanpot overrides all that 120
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026took my niece to a networking lunch that ended up being great prep if she eventually decides to go to medical school (there were slide decks and a dean was rude to people) 010
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026you people aren't living under a stifling HR bureaucracy. You know how I know that? Because our 1st act would be rebranding it to a People & Culture bureaucracy the 2nd would be forcing the NYT to abandon the periods in their fakakta house style. HR is a dept, H.R. is the frontman of Bad Brains 021
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you. www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel... 256686
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentSuzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025me explaining why it took me decades to realize I was actually pretty good at math 151
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentSuzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025here is a series of things that all happened on the same day back when I had no choice but to wake up at 5:45 am: 7:40 - 8:25 am: I score an 11 on a precalc test 10 minutes later: I get my period 10 minutes after that: 9/11 happens 6 hours after *that*: I still have to go to driver’s ed 231
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026College football people: Plz tell me what I need to know ahead of the BC-Rutgers game tonight. Assume I know nothing about these rituals due to having attended BU (undefeated since 1997) 200
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026David Coulthard to Kimi Antonelli: “Have you ever heard of a rapper called LL Cool J?” #f1static.klipy.comSteve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 050
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it's Sunday in Monza and Il Predestinato has been sacrificed to the Italian racing gods so a new figure, a child fueled by ragù and mischief, can ascend the podium in his homeland #F1 100
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love it when extremely Catholic things happen in Formula 1 100
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026tricked into attending Heated Rivalry Night at Fenway because @rubyfalls.bsky.social told me that HR stood for Human Resources & I’d get to fight a Workday sales rep in the concourse 1120
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026help, I accidentally complained about AI too much at work so now I'm the division AI Czar 090
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Lando Norris P1 in a stunning defense of spending your summer break in a DJ booth on Ibiza #dutchGP 010
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026in honor of Allston Christmastide I want to lodge a niche complaint about people on Facebook Marketplace who post clothing and shoes without any size information. Straight to jail 250
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026update on this take: I have come around to using Copilot to draft emails in High Executive because I'd rather save my Babel Fish energies for relearning French instead of speaking C-Suite 110
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026warned some of my nearest & dearest that I'm trying to optimize my LinkedIn presence, then immediately posted a link to Engels' "The Condition of the Working Class in England in 1844" and sent a connection request to my new supervisor 130
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Hey Siri, was the Marquis de Lafayette of Monaguesque extraction? #britishGP 190
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026watching the Copa Mundial exclusively en español on Peacock. I understand nothing but I'm glad everyone's having a good time tonight. One of those guys is still yelling "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" into the distance 020
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026the unbreakable Kimi Antonelli! whenever he gets a podium in a jurisdiction where he can’t drink yet they should let him pull a prank on MBS instead 030
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026data mining failure: Instagram keeps showing me high-fashion gossip carousels like I didn't just buy pants at BJ's Wholesale Club 000
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 24/05/202695% of platform discourse would end if the folks who launch such discourse realized that only a small handful of weirdos actually want to be significant participants in the political influence world and the rest of us just want to fart around and use these sites as more robust groupchats. 513215
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026pursuant to last repost: I've spent the last few months using the in-house AI tool as my Workday Reporting Assistant, which means I spend less time manually coding reports and more time talking with the anguished managers who need Workday reports in the first place about how much they hate Workday 110
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/05/2026If I ran a company I would simply not replace middle managers, legal, HR and operations, whose jobs are to handle people problems, and replace them with the computer 821217
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Alex Albon should get a pet insurance personal sponsor at this rate 000
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026recession indicator: 4 years ago, I sold the same type of Corolla for $4000 with 70K miles on it 100
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The Liz Phair/Sleater-Kinney concert in Prospect Park could be the largest ever gathering of Bluesky posters in one place 1318713
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Craig Finn “fuck ICE” count: 2, as of 10 pm 110
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentJon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026The Hold Steady in Boston. Live music forever. 062
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 30/04/2026the last time I saw the Hold Steady it was in London & I got brutal travel sickness so I'm very relieved that all I have to do for this weekend's shows at the Sinclair is drive 15 minutes and park behind Dunster House 150
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentScare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026LBJ: [on phone with bewildered tailor] this is why we need the ball room 730573
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026today at yoga school we learned about the five kleshas, which are the root causes of all human suffering. I took detailed notes on asmita (ego, the sense of "I"), then immediately said something so bitchy it's going in the "I Don't Know Kelsey, How's Your Mom's Pill Addiction?" Hall Of Fame 040
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026when your severance package includes a trip to Foxwoods 120
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentBrian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026i cannot stop laughing at sending the party bus to get the fired staff 1336043
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026and just like that, "Red Sox fire manager Alex Cora after abysmal start to 2026 season" is no longer the top headline on the Globe's website that man just *cannot* let any of us savor even the smallest pleasures without making everything about HIM 260
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 26/04/2026have befriended the other HR lady in yoga teacher training and suspect we are the only classmates who connected on LinkedIn instead of a cooler app 030
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentAaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 24/04/2026If I used AI to read my kids bedtime stories you'd never get me to admit it. You'd have to get a big red dog to maul it out of me. You'd have to get a family of bears with weird names to claw it out of me. You'd have to put me in a bath in one big tub with soap all over scrub scrub scrub. 57820
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Went to my uncle’s funeral this morning. At the end of the service, some guy who works at the cemetery stuck his head out of the window of the car and urgently asked me “WAS THAT FOR RUSTY?” (my dad) Nope, Rusty’s fine, Ronda just hustled him into the car to go have sandwiches at my cousin’s house 160
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentErika McEntarfer @erikamcentarfer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026JOLTS release once again confirming that the no-hire, no-fire labor market continues. Also lines up with UI claims, which also show no signs of layoffs picking up. 29531
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentRachel Bachman, WSJ sports reporter @realbachscore.bsky.social · 29/03/2026After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations. She accepted three. One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history. www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...wsj.comWNBA Players Had an Ace Up Their Sleeve in Pay Negotiations: A Nobel LaureateHarvard economist Claudia Goldin helped WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise. Starting this season, players’ average salary will top $580,000. 7192492105
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I figured out who Whitney and Conner remind me of now 010
Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Taylor Frankie Paul is in the NYT and NPR today, so if your senior-citizen parents are suddenly asking what's happening with that whole mess, that's why 020
Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus TalentNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026How did this get past a Times editor? I'll tell you this...it wouldn't have gotten by a Boston Globe editor. 36150343