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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 2h

Fuck this guy a million times.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 7h

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

Scoring change here in the Bronx — the seven combined runs that the Yankees scored in the seventh and eighth innings have actually been charged to Chad Tracy.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 18h

Ben Rice, a triple from the cycle, opts for the grand slam instead.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 19h

The Yankees have yet to strike out against the Boston bullpen tonight.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 19h

Eight of the Yankees' nine hits so far tonight, both RBI, and — obviously — the majority of the pitching has been the work of players drafted and developed by the organization.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

The Red Sox No. 1 hitters (Roman Anthony twice, Monasterio once) have struck out in all three at-bats tonight, all on check swings

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

Cam Schlittler is starting the 6th inning at 89 pitches. The Yankees should probably have someone warming.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

Ben Rice has two hits today — one crushed 110.3 in the first inning that went to the gap in right center, and the solo shot just now to Monument Park that he hit 108.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 20h

That was the first walk that Schlittler has allowed in his three postseason starts, over 19-plus innings so far.

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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 20h

If you flip your bat like that in a three-ball count, it should have the same force and effect as tapping your helmet, triggering a challenge.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 23h

I just found myself with some free time, so I counted, and it turns out that tonight's Yankees-Red Sox ALWC Game 1 will be the 107th MLB postseason game I've attended. Which means that Game 5 of the 2024 World Series — certainly memorable in a bad way for Yankees fans — was my 100th.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

George Lombard Jr. will play in his first postseason game tonight. For the cover story in our 2026 Postseason edition of Yankees Magazine, I looked at a life spent making baseball look instinctual. www.mlb.com/yankees/news...

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Yanks Mag: Deeply Rooted

Baseball’s joy takes many forms, but certainly, one is its propensity to surprise. The novelty can be thrilling, particularly in a sport so keenly steeped in repetition. Maybe you show up one day and ...

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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

abc you got me all wrong

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Is it possible that my friends in Oasis just didn’t realize how much I need a code?

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Legitimately spectacular cotton candy #baseballsky at Yankee Stadium

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I tell you, I don’t feel great about the Ole Miss Runnin Rebels being the unambiguous good guys.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Kash Patel's "We are not into bestiality" congressional testimony is raising a lot of questions already answered by his testimony.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Great job you idiots you killed the Ted Cruz curse

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Me, visiting Saint Louis

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Please please please please please please tell me this production of Waiting For Lefty will be performed by men in bikini thongs on rollerblades

Waiting for Lefty
The actor Steven Pasquale makes his directing debut with this revival of Clifford Odets's 1935 play made famous by the Group Theatre, about the boiling tensions of a Depression-era New York cabdrivers' strike. The time is certainly ripe for some union-proud theater. (Clossic Stage
Company, October 15-November 22)

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Man, good for Anthony Volpe. That must feel incredible.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He puts words together in ways that words have never been put together before. An AI proof man.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

As I was saying, what if you could find a way to recreate the feel of a minor league rehab game for Aaron Judge but from the comfort of home? Special thanks to the Colorado Rockies for being so accommodating!

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Lots of talk about Aaron Judge skipping a minor league rehab assignment, but he's returning to face a Rockies pitcher with an 0-6 record and a 6.19 ERA.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is 100% correct, a new version of Stanford changing the score on the axe. I hope that Michigan and Western Michigan create a trophy to exchange just so that they can make that tradition real. Both teams won, both teams lost.

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 06/09/2026

Here's where I am on the WMU-Michigan thing after gathering info. It's still a huge mess, but a more interesting mess with more possible parties to blame than you previously thought

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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I have no idea what happened in the football game, but why does this look like the back cover of a Dean Koontz novel ©️1983.

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Tommy @zucko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

btw none of that happens if you just come out in blue jerseys and maize pants like GOD INTENDED

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I have a new favorite Mormon.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

that’s a way you lose a game in 1947 when the game clock is operated via hand crank

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Matthew Leach @matthewhleach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

who was the old one?

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 05/09/2026

James Franklin, commendably, did not pander to this group of people, even though I'm sure it could've unlocked some dollars

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The Yankees have been talking about bringing Aaron Judge back without a rehab assignment. On this week's New York Yankees Official Podcast, Meredith Marakovits and I discussed why that could be. Watch the full episode at yankees.com/podcast or listen at the podcast platform of your choice.

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Target, looking at this: let's announce whites-only hours

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I guess someone’s got to leak the Epstein Files to Pablo Torre for the good of the nation.

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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

So you're saying Pablo Torre found out?

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

from 2023 www.billboard.com/culture/prid...

When looking at the issue of anti-trans legislation, Parton said that "I try to get into the human element of it." Pointing out that she has people in her life who identify as queer and trans, the 77-year-old star said it was important to hear what they're saying.
"I know and love them all, and I do not judge. And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are," she said. "I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are."

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 25/08/2026

islanders are having an america 250 night in october and salute to military night in november and i bet you won't be able to tell the difference between the two

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/08/2026

I was flipping through channels on the radio and caught the last half or so of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and then the DJ came in and said "We'll continue our Yacht Rock Weekend right after this!"

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