iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 16h

tendered my resignation after 13 years with the same org & it's like one of those sitcom plots where someone watches their own funeral: vaguely unsettling and I probably have to Learn Something in the process, but one guy just wrote "YIKES!!" and hit reply-all so there ARE some extremely funny bits

360

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

manifested a new position where they're paying me enough for real pants but I still don't have to wear them. girlboss millennial optimists we're sooooooo back

140

Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

Chain Bear F1 @chainbear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I saw a tiktok about Dakota Johnson that said "does she know she doesn't have to be in movies? She can just go home if she doesn't enjoy it" and I feel that sums up Stroll

512717

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I feel bad for Lewis Hamilton. He’s always telling Ferrari how to win a race while he’s driving 200 MPH and they just reply with “🍝understood 🍝 🇮🇹we are checking 🇮🇹” #singaporeGP

050

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

free business idea with no context whatsoever: Jordan’s Furniture should have an onsite spa

130

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this old post conveniently doubles as my commentary on the Greenfield COVID-conscious lesbian bar mishegas

091

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you can have warm weather and college football tailgates, OR you can join the Dog Pound and text your aunt for juicy gossip about professors you don't like

020

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

BULLETIN UPDATE: BU is older niece's first choice, then Vanderbilt, Wake Forest, & Northeastern As a higher ed pro, I see the result of a decades-long $$ campaign to draw Northern kids to Southern schools As a Cool Aunt, I'm delighted that the mere existence of the Beanpot overrides all that

120

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

took my niece to a networking lunch that ended up being great prep if she eventually decides to go to medical school (there were slide decks and a dean was rude to people)

010

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

you people aren't living under a stifling HR bureaucracy. You know how I know that? Because our 1st act would be rebranding it to a People & Culture bureaucracy the 2nd would be forcing the NYT to abandon the periods in their fakakta house style. HR is a dept, H.R. is the frontman of Bad Brains

021

Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you. www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...

Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

256987

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Robin’s parking spot is basically inside Alumni Stadium so I made her take a picture of me with it because God knows I love good parking spots

Your correspondent enthusiastically gesturing to a white car outside a stadium where it is parked VERY close

050

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

going to it (the first half, anyway)

100

Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

me explaining why it took me decades to realize I was actually pretty good at math

"Well, I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help"

David Cross as (Dr) Tobias Funke in Arrested Development 1x19 Best Man for the GOB

151

Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

here is a series of things that all happened on the same day back when I had no choice but to wake up at 5:45 am: 7:40 - 8:25 am: I score an 11 on a precalc test 10 minutes later: I get my period 10 minutes after that: 9/11 happens 6 hours after *that*: I still have to go to driver’s ed

231

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

College football people: Plz tell me what I need to know ahead of the BC-Rutgers game tonight. Assume I know nothing about these rituals due to having attended BU (undefeated since 1997)

200

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

stopped in the middle of laundry to say “where the hell is this old Monaco landlord going with this?” to Toasty

010

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it's Sunday in Monza and Il Predestinato has been sacrificed to the Italian racing gods so a new figure, a child fueled by ragù and mischief, can ascend the podium in his homeland #F1

100

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

he lives in Milan so he's Italian for tax purposes. Close enough ⛪️📿

010

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I love it when extremely Catholic things happen in Formula 1

100

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

tricked into attending Heated Rivalry Night at Fenway because @rubyfalls.bsky.social told me that HR stood for Human Resources & I’d get to fight a Workday sales rep in the concourse

1120

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

lesson learned! don't call the Opus intern if I'm just experimenting. the Sonnet intern chugs only 2 sugar-free Redbulls and gets me 78% of a good draft with less agita about whether the company logo should be color-inverted

100

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

have you played around with different model types yet? I read thru the Claude Opus reasoning after it made a 4-slide deck -- it was like watching footage of an overzealous intern chug 15 sugar-free Redbulls, flip out about image rendering, then spiral their way into 80% of a good draft

100

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

help, I accidentally complained about AI too much at work so now I'm the division AI Czar

090

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

whenever I tell someone about a new quasi-legit use I've found for AI, I emphasize that they should imagine me yelling “ROBOT!!!!” like Lucille Bluth, and now I have a shut-in robot of my very own I'm gonna call it Buster

static.klipy.com

Buster Bluth Feeds the Roomba

ALT: Buster Bluth Feeds the Roomba

120

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

addendum to the update: work gave me a Copilot Premium license that doesn’t access the public internet but DOES access all my God Damn Emails and Teams chats and random shared files and -- perhaps most crucially -- it makes PowerPoints

200

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Lando Norris P1 in a stunning defense of spending your summer break in a DJ booth on Ibiza #dutchGP

010

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

at least the can’t-be-buggered-to-measure-furniture people sometimes include cats, jars of Fluff, capybaras, etc for scale

030

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

in honor of Allston Christmastide I want to lodge a niche complaint about people on Facebook Marketplace who post clothing and shoes without any size information. Straight to jail

250

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

update on this take: I have come around to using Copilot to draft emails in High Executive because I'd rather save my Babel Fish energies for relearning French instead of speaking C-Suite

110

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

today I described my new partnership with a previous antagonist as being "like that period of time after the Iron Curtain fell when Bill Clinton and Boris Yeltsin kept performatively hugging for peace"

050

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

finally decided to take my professional branding more seriously after 20 years, but I still refuse to wear real pants and my philosophical inspiration is that time Andy Samberg showed up to a Spike TV event wearing a National Organization for Women t-shirt

160

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

warned some of my nearest & dearest that I'm trying to optimize my LinkedIn presence, then immediately posted a link to Engels' "The Condition of the Working Class in England in 1844" and sent a connection request to my new supervisor

130

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

🇺🇸🦅🏎️ in a very Revolutionary kind of way

080

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Hey Siri, was the Marquis de Lafayette of Monaguesque extraction? #britishGP

190

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

watching the Copa Mundial exclusively en español on Peacock. I understand nothing but I'm glad everyone's having a good time tonight. One of those guys is still yelling "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" into the distance

020

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

the unbreakable Kimi Antonelli! whenever he gets a podium in a jurisdiction where he can’t drink yet they should let him pull a prank on MBS instead

030

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

data mining failure: Instagram keeps showing me high-fashion gossip carousels like I didn't just buy pants at BJ's Wholesale Club

000

Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

95% of platform discourse would end if the folks who launch such discourse realized that only a small handful of weirdos actually want to be significant participants in the political influence world and the rest of us just want to fart around and use these sites as more robust groupchats.

513215

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

technology never actually replaces labor, it just offloads that labor onto other people

010

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Workday sells itself by telling CFOs they'll be able to fire all their back-end ERP developers after go-live, but they never tell you about the army of product managers you're gonna need to run the damn thing afterwards

100

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

pursuant to last repost: I've spent the last few months using the in-house AI tool as my Workday Reporting Assistant, which means I spend less time manually coding reports and more time talking with the anguished managers who need Workday reports in the first place about how much they hate Workday

110

Reposted by Suzanne's B-Plus Talent

Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/05/2026

If I ran a company I would simply not replace middle managers, legal, HR and operations, whose jobs are to handle people problems, and replace them with the computer

821217

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Alex Albon should get a pet insurance personal sponsor at this rate

000

Suzanne's B-Plus Talent @suzannelb.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

this is my third recession as an adult and so far I have survived all of them by driving small red cars with gas tanks I can fill up at least halfway for only $20 at a time

020