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Susie Snowflake

@susiecarroll743.bsky.social
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I teach and perform improv but you don't have to come to my shows, I get it. But what about my board game nights? Oh, you're busy then too. Some other time.

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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Since the 80's the sociopolitical vibe has been "people are lazy and dumb. downsize 'em. no social programs; they take advantage of 'em. art is dumb and useless. babies suck. old people too. education, medicine, food? good money after bad." Why should anyone care if AI takes over after all that?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have never ever understood this phrase because to me it has always sounded like "get a gun and you can be a complete asshole and ppl will put up with it in case you shoot them" like if you need to be armed to get ppl to be nice to you maybe you should just go fix your fucking personality chad
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our lives are full of horrible, extremely unpopular things that we can't vote away because billionaires like them. — @doctorow.pluralistic.net pluralistic.net/2026/10/09/i...
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Pluralistic: Thwarted (09 Oct 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"When I sent Kevin Costner into Chicago... he's very tall and handsome, you know. Kevin Costner. I sent Kevin Costner into Chicago to clean up crime, he shot up all the bad guys in Union Station, and now there is no crime there. But they never give me credit. Saved a baby, too, did you know that?"
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It just astounds me that a POTUS can say "alright, geez, I'll stop breaking the law" and the media say "whew, good, that's better." Can you imagine Jeffrey Dahmer saying "Okay, Fine! I'll stop raping and eating the corpses of my murder victims! You happy now, busybodies?" and everyone was like "ok!"
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If we have a future, today's kids will fondly reminisce about "the old Amazon truck driving through the neighborhood" and "the guy on the corner with all the yard inflatables for every celebration" and "the roar of leaf blowers when the landscapers came"
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reason AI slop is popular is because it’s free. People use it so they don’t have to pay designers and photographers. They‘re telling investors they can make money on a service people only use because it’s free. It’s like saying they’re going to make money on Halloween by charging for candy.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am always intrigued by people who think Idiocracy is a prediction of the future rather than a critique of the present
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am not an Evangelical Christian, and the only times I've heard preaching from them have been in documentaries about cults and/or abuse. Kegsbreath is obviously copying their style though, right? I'm not the only one who sees/hears that? Among other things, he's a copycat
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just kinda wondering how many frat bros have gang raped women vs. trans women in college sports and which one is a greater threat to women maybe we should ask the women themselves for an answer to this mystery
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nationally things are terrifying but within communities there are people doing wonderful things. Some little, some big. Everything helps. www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/s...
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Suburban high school student creates food rescue for local shelters
“You don’t have to have a lot of money to do something good for the world,” says a remarkable teen helping feed residents in suburban Naperville
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My spouse calls it "making muffins" when the cat kneads his paws in his lap but nobody should be kneading muffin batter and he should know that because he bakes bread. I would tell him but then he'd know how nitpicky and judgmental I am and I'm sure he hasn't picked up on that in 28 years or so
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
By reposting this I too am guilty
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean he's done so well in the Middle East, why not
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love when I can be lazy and not type out a post because someone else said what I was going to say already
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I have seen this in my narcissistic relatives, especially as they age: they hear a story from someone else's life and they repeat it as their own. I've even heard my own experience retold to me, but she replaced me with herself in the story. And they really believe it's the truth
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Watched "Death of the Pastor's Wife;" pondered coercive control; pondered further about how the Reagan years & the whole "you better do what the investor class wants or else no jobs, food money or health care for you" narrative fits & continues now with the "no lefty candidates or you'll be sorry!"
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Caturday! My son moved back home while he gets his graduate degree and he brought his cat Clementine and I am thrilled! He has fit right in with my two dogs although he is pouty when he has to stay on the screened in porch while they frolic in the back yard
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💙🏳️‍🌈 Kh’ymm (aka Goldie) 🏳️‍🌈💙 @thegoldfishmind.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There are so many beautiful, wonderous things on this floating ball in the sky. Too many distractions keep us from remembering the beauty in the little things. So today, look at something and marvel at it. Look at it in a different way. Feel joy & wonder! #Pinks
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We have become a wicked country where those in power do horrible, hurtful things for the cheap applause of our worst citizens. Which jobs, exactly, did 5-year-old Liam Tadeo steal from the MAGA Republican cult, Stephen Miller?
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am not the first or best person to say this but what we are seeing writ large is what has been happening in families and organizations forever and has never been reckoned with. The abuser's victims don't need to rise up, they already do and are silenced/ignored by the people who DO need to rise up
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missrobin @missrobin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lmao "Um being an obsessive creep is actually Republican's culture and it's low-key problematic for you to make fun of it"
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Was starting to write a post encouraging people to get yearly medical checkups because I finally got one and blood tests found a problem that got fixed and I feel like a new person. Then I realized I am in a place to do that and many people are not. But now I have more energy to fight that, so, yay?
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 22/08/2026
We sure won’t be able to Make America Healthy Again if we all have listeria. Or Cyclospora. Or E. coli.
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Food recalls are good, actually
We sure won’t be able to Make America Healthy Again if we all have listeria.
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Democratic Party "leadership" feels like when parents care way more about pleasing their affluent neighbors or PTA members than listening to what their own kids think and feel and need. I don't know if I explained that right but I'm not feeling great today
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David Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The entire Republican Party, and a chunk of the Democratic Party, have a direct interest in convincing you that conservative wins are a mandate and anything else is not.
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hope this man in the hat sees this recording and turns it into a song or a poem because it is lyrical and magical
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Sarah Birnbaum ❌👑 @sarahvb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“You’re a schmuck for following the rules“ is how we badly damage society. “Rich and/or famous people can escape accountability forever” is how we destroy it for good.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 31/07/2026
it’s never a great sign for your society when all the competent people who believe in doing a good job for the sake of it conclude that they’re actively being punished for these qualities, while malignantly stupid criminals are making bank
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
wondering if the tolerance for leader's sickness is "well if we deal with HIS, then we have to deal with OURS and the whole system of oligarchy/cruel domination that humanity keeps running into and that's just too much work, so (shrug)"
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 29/07/2026
As Measles cases hit a 35 year high, as a senseless war rages on with no exit plan, as gas climbs to record highs, and the Epstein files remain secret, the U.S. Senate is holding a hearing today to yell at Dr. Fauci and again push horse dewormer on the American public.
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
more like hot poop summer amirite
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@redloribrighteyes.bsky.social has been telling us for years it all goes back to abuse and domination. They get sooo mad when people say "I don't need to put up with this." Repressive authoritarian regimes (like the Roman Empire) do crumble once that starts happening www.huffpost.com/entry/katie-...
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Katie Miller Needs A Fact-Check After Her Wacky Theory On The Roman Empire
“This is how countries weaken and fall apart.”
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I am going to ask the CDC what is the incubation time for Cooties because I've had them since approximately 1981. Am I going to die soon? But at least I didn't get vaccinated against them because I heard that's worse
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nobody listens to Gen Z when they say they can't afford college or housing, that jobs are impossible to find, and that climate change & corporate greed threaten their future, but people do care deeply about how they feel about where to part their hair and whether crew socks are in style again
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That's what a "tough guy" bully is: a loser with no friends
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Trump cannot be dealt with/negotiated with as a politician. He is an abusive boyfriend/malignant narcissist. He doesn't negotiate fairly or compromise.There is no give and take, only take. Giving in to him in the slightest makes you a "sucker" not a partner
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Racism is both morally wrong and factually wrong. To "chill out" on inhumanity and falsehoods is not the way to live. I'd rather lose elections than be evil and warp reality
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They think they're invincible. Of course, they think that because nothing happens to them. If they feel safe to do this because there's no security then there's no security to see what happens to them either, so... www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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The disturbing rise of ‘gooner’ assaults at Dollar Tree stores: ‘They find it funny to degrade women’
In dark corners of the internet, men are goading each other to masturbate in public – and on female shoppers – and post the footage
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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LunaLuvgood2020 @lunaluvgood2020.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How is it communist to want Safe Food? Clean Water? Clean Air? Medical Care?
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I know this isn't important but purple shirt (is that Andrew?) looks like something I'd wear on laundry day when nothing else was clean but I still had to take the kids to school
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dransct.bsky.social @dransct.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"The president of the United States and those closest to him are active agents of evil. And they are abetted by those within the “guardrail” institutions in our society who rationalize their actions, defend them, explain them, and argue that they are normal"
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Patriot Front cannot possibly be liberals in disguise. They march in lock step together? They all arrived on time? They all agreed on the same outfit to wear? No way they're liberals. And Antifa? Agreeing on someone to lead even for just pretend? Please
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Susie Snowflake @susiecarroll743.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
lots of good material being posted, but I think I still like Schrodinger's Turtle
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RT @ryankturnbull.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is just a post about a turtle I saw today. Sorry to all the Americans who thought I was making Mitch McConnell jokes. I’m not that up on your discourse.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 08/07/2026
I had a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell at 3am today (he is my sleep paralysis demon)
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