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Area Woman

@susannamoodie.bsky.social
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Problematizing the everyday, every day. Lawful chaotic. I don't like this party, they won't let me mix the drinks. I'm worth a million in prizes.

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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 8h
Drop a sidekick
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Futurama: Zapp Brannigan & Kif Clear Schedule
Alt: Futurama: Zapp Brannigan & Kif Clear Schedule
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Give me a condor’s quill! Give me Vesuvius’ crater for an inkstand! Friends, hold my arms!
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The drama’s done. Why then here does any one step forth?—Because one did survive the wreck.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
vexed with rapacious flights of screaming fowls, whose beaks are like so many insulting poniards
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James Urbaniak @jamesurbaniak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Crusader Project @crusaderproject.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would just like to note that the Allies started winning WW2 when they moved from naming their tanks after racist Confederate loser traitors (Stuart, Lee) to naming them after righteous Union winners (Sherman). The British caught on to this earlier, renamed the Lee the Grant, and never looked back.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
shoals, rocks, and breakers hereabouts: beware!
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Drop some magic.
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Arrested Development: Gob Bluth's Enthusiastic Celebration
ALT: Arrested Development: Gob Bluth's Enthusiastic Celebration
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Walking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We get that you have rights and tradition but we have tradition too and that’s to kill an animal for fun and snap a picture with it.”
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Indigenous people, stop eating our animals so we can kill them for sport: hunting org
One of Canada's largest outdoor sports organizations warns there simply aren't enough animals around for everyone and is calling for major sacrifices to be made by Indigenous Peoples. "Please, ...
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Dr. Amy, PsyD 🎃 @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 26/09/2026
I just need to get this out of my brain For the past several days, “COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts” has been playing on a loop in my head to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Maybe it’s like The Ring where I can pass the curse on to someone else and free myself
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Honestly if I was a Dem presidential candidate I would be touting that fact that we could pay for some of my policies by charging people for the opportunity to destroy some of the crap Trump has done. You could raise *millions* from destroying the ballroom, brick by brick, alone.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/08/2026
Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
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Carney to rename rest of Great Lakes as "Lake Legal Adult" so Trump will never want to touch them
OTTAWA - After Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America,” Prime Minister Mark Carney announced he would preemptively rename the rest of the Great Lakes as “Lake Legal...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
LIVE
BREAKING NEWS

JUDITH BUTLER BEGINS HOLY WAR

QUOTED AS SAYING "THE AGE OF THINKING MACHINES IS AT AN END"
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/08/2026
Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Trump, a man who was elected based on his self-proclaimed "deal-making genius", has failed to secure a trade deal with Canada, a nation most known for maple syrup and neigh...
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Got Brienne in Armor
Alt: Game of Thrones Brienne of Tarth in Armor
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
slow day in the office so we're starting beef with archaeologists
One of those 'STOP DOING X' memes, ripping into archaeology. It has images of soil stratum, a trowel, and a flint shard. The text mocks archaeologists for digging for pottery sherds and saying everything has a 'ritual purpose'.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
it's always odd when "you should expose yourself to more diverse ideas" always means a certain kind of conservatism instead of like, Indigenous art, new fusion foods, math paradoxes, or the Dvorak keyboard layout
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
QTP something purple
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Agatha Powers Unleashes Purple Power Blast
Alt: Agatha Powers Unleashes Purple Power Blast, draining witches in a montage
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Factory worker, factory worker, refinery worker, math teacher.
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Spinal Tap: Spontaneous Combustion
Alt: Spinal Tap: Spontaneous Combustion. Nigel Tufnel and David St. Hubbins explain
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The Globe and Mail @theglobeandmail.com · 30/07/2026
There are more than 870 wildfires burning across Canada as of Thursday, with several threatening communities and forcing residents to flee or prepare to evacuate at a moment’s notice. 🔗 Here’s an overview of the current situation – in maps and charts: bit.ly/can-wildfire...
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Alice Bennett @aliceponderland.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Make a movie from McGonagall‘s The Tay Bridge Disaster, you cowards.
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
First concert: Captain and Tennille Last concert: Wet Leg Next concert: L7 Seen most: Throwing Muses Haven't seen but want to: Hard to answer
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17/07/2026
Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.
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Meet the Canadian civil servant responsible for sending our wildfire smoke to the U.S.
With wildfire smoke drifting down from Canada into Michigan, New York and other states, numerous Americans have once again taken to social media to complain about Canada ruining their summers and “sen...
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Donaeld the Unready @donaeldtheunready.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hearing that the FA has petitioned FIFA to move the quarter final match to Chelsea's ground on the basis that the English always get a good result against the Norwegians at Stamford Bridge.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/06/2026
"Democratic socialists are taking over!!" declared about US politicians who would at best be Canadian Red Tories
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"Democratic socialists are taking over!!" declared about US politicians who would at best be Canadian Red Tories
NEW YORK STATE - In the wake of several progressive Democratic primary victories, American pundits have expressed extreme concern over the victors' "far left politics" despite those Democrats effectiv...
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/06/2026
Canada cleared to enter Eurovision if they promise not to sing in Canadian French
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Canada cleared to enter Eurovision if they promise not to sing in Canadian French - The Beaverton
PRAGUE – After receiving full membership in the European Broadcasting Union following a general assembly vote, Canada has been cleared to enter the popular international Eurovision song contest, on th...
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've thrown your last muse.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 05/06/2026
FIFA forbids Canadian fans from bringing water inside own bodies into World Cup matches
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FIFA forbids Canadian fans from bringing water inside own bodies into World Cup matches
TORONTO - A last minute rule change by FIFA means World Cup fans will no longer be able to bring the moisture inside their own bodies into host stadiums for the tournament.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you have no ideas for your horror movie, remember that you can always just open the dictionary, pick a random noun, stick the word 'death' in front of it, and go from there.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
wake up babe the white house is a six flags
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PressProgress @pressprogress.ca · 18/05/2026
NEW: Alberta separatist group’s controversial voter ID app has links to US Ambassador, MAGA influencers and wealthy Michigan Republicans US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra told @pressprogress.ca he was ‘not aware’ an American-made app he previously promoted was used to help an Alberta separatist group
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Alberta Separatist Group’s Controversial Voter ID App Has Links to US Ambassador, MAGA Influencers and Wealthy Michigan Republicans
US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra says he was ‘not aware’ American-made app he previously promoted was used to help Alberta separatist group
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Sword and the Sorcerer. My first movie heckling experience. No one cared because we were the only ones there.
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
No one has ever explained why Canada was the only dominion/Commonwealth country to celebrate Victoria's birthday.
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's Patrick!
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"And as the King of Canada, here in Washington, I feel it's only right to remember our shared heritage. Now does anybody have a box of matches?"
King Charles addressing the US Congress.

Predictive text was oddly keen to change the US Congress to a shorter and far stronger word beginning with c. I guess the settings really did mean British English.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I know normalization is just what we've decided to do to cope but turning a botched assassination attempt on the president of the united states into a public debate on gilded playspace is FUCKING STUPID and I refuse to treat this bullshit pivot seriously or with respect.
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Night of the Hunter Pump Up the Volume Tampopo
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Lizard @lizardky.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Saving for "State your mood in one image" threads.
A street corner, with a sign reading "Play Area & Cholera Burial Ground".
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Spooky Ghost Enthusiast @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🚨 In Light Of Global Events, The Official Correct Amount Of Pints Has Been Revised To Five (5) Pints
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
One thing to remember about ACB is that she has adopted kids that she sure as shit wants to be US citizens and she knows damn well that if they can come for birthright then can come for naturalized as well.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sauer just had to say that slaves had an "intent to remain" in the US. Motherfucker WHAT??
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Area Woman @susannamoodie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Burns by SCOTUS.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
All right, live whatevering of Trump v. Barbara, the birthright citizenship case. Arguing for the bad guys is US Solitictor General John (voice is an immutable characteristic so let's show some respect) Sauer. For the plaintiffs it's ACLU legal director Cecillia Wang.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Excuse me, what did you just say? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY??? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/u...
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Federal Judge Approves Trump Effort to Obtain List of Jews From Penn
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
*taps the sign* "Body bags and dropping bombs, The pentagon knows how to turn us on. Wargasm Wargasm, one two three People, people, ecstasy wave those flags high in the air As long as it takes place over there." www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA0f...
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Wargasm
YouTube video by L7 - Topic
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Robert Suits @robertsuits.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I found this lying around in a random folder with other things I made in grad school: FOOTNOTE ALIGNMENT CHART
an old-school DnD alignment chart, a grid of 3x3 squares, with the two axes being lawful to chaotic and good to evil.
lawful good: a lengthy, well-formatted footnote with additional explanatory text
neutral good: a note to future self of what to do with a footnote, but the full citation already pulled
chaotic good: an incomplete footnote but the various authors are at least listed in brackets
lawful neutral: a somewhat more restrained footnote than lawful good, without explanatory text
true neutral: just the footnote
chaotic neutral: a note from the author to the author, saying only "find this again!"
lawful evil: a curt footnote saying "see, again:" with the full citation after it
neutral evil: text, cut off by the screenshot: "I swear I read this somewhere; I've lost the bloody [...] goes to publication"
chaotic evil: a completely blank footnote
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Jonathan Ladd @jonathanmladd.com · 11/02/2026
To my knowledge, moving prisoners around the country in an attempt to avoid habeas corpus review has been banned since at least the Habeas Corpus Act of 1679. Habeas corpus is, of course, protected in Article 1 of the U.S. Constitution. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/fe...
 The local federal court received almost as many habeas petitions – asking judges to order the release of those unlawfully detained – in January as in the entire period from 2016 to 2024. More important, the federal judges in Minnesota are granting the petitions and people are coming home (though not without ICE obstructing and demeaning them at every step). But then ICE started transferring people out of state as quickly as possible, often within eight hours, thwarting the local habeas efforts. Every day now, chartered deportation flights leave from the Twin Cities airport carrying people with their hands and feet in shackles.

Observers report other adaptations. ICE have gone from wearing tactical army gear to Midwestern civilian garb; I have even seen photos of agents in keffiyehs. They have changed their cars and their licence plates: from out-of-state to in-state, to blotted plates or none at all. Meanwhile, Trump’s ‘border tsar’, Tom Homan, has replaced Greg Bovino as head of ICE operations in Minnesota, an attempt to dim the lights on what will be a violent march in either guise. ‘There’s no sanctuary from federal law enforcement,’ Homan has said.
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