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@surprised-wizard.bsky.social
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I have found a new flaming wreckage to cling onto. I will enjoy this site before it turns to ash. Any pronoun.

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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Respawn was cooking when they came up with the concept of the “Data Knife”, the knife that you stab into things to hack them.
A knife that’s like a big usb key and a joystick
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Jennifer/Aster Unkle 🏳️‍⚧️ @spookycutewitch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The longest discussion of Char’s Counterattack in the history of dining happened here
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This bold faced lie is actually appalling in its audacity. What he’s saying is NOT true if a project is deemed in the national interest!! Which he applied for the whale-killing port expansion to be!! And if C-39 passes, even the conditions won’t necessarily apply!!!!
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Orca Yacht Party @orcayachtparty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess he figures he can “outlast” the seniors the way he will “outlast” indigenous protesters.
cbc.ca
First Nations chiefs demand the PM apologize after he said he could 'outlast' protesters | CBC News
Two First Nations chiefs are calling on Prime Minister Mark Carney to apologize for saying he could "outlast" protesters. Chrissy Isaacs, a Grassy Narrows woman suffering from mercury poisoning, was i...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally some GOOD PlayStation news. PS6 just announced.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026
i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose
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surprised-wizard.bsky.social @surprised-wizard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Gaming news sites are going to become unreadable for a good 2 months after GTA 6 comes out.
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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Noel [from GigaBoots] 🏳️‍⚧️ @gigaboots.com · 25/08/2026
By and large I’ve been really positive on game events this year but lemme tell you, it’s absolutely soul sucking to see these nonstop gacha/live-service/Pokemon knockoff and combinations of those 3 trailers during gamescom on top of people going “AI studio/game” non-fuckingastop. This shit sucks.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 01/08/2026
I've never played Super Mario Sunshine but if you bring up the game around someone who has they'll either go "omg I love Sunshine, it's my favorite game, easily the best 3D Mario" or they'll just stare at you like this
Painting of a soldier giving a thousand yard stare
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Roddy E @alteredbits.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I understand you're looking for parts for your Gummi Ship. #kingdomhearts #ANDOR
Upgrades shop in Coruscant
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 22/06/2026
at some point it's probably best to accept the human experience is largely deterministic and that you can't magically Will Save your way through your past experiences/upbringing making you act negatively
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мя. мσявι∂ (モービッドさん) @mrmorbid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 16/06/2026
the fact so many xbox guys from leadership are leaving already makes me worried these layoffs are going to be truly catastrophic, like 5000+
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GigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's only been 4 years since they released this image. Red X's are closures (if today's happen) Blue Circles are reported layoffs
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GigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Xbox is truly getting back to their roots by revealing a game that was already internally cancelled.
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James Mielke @milkman.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Glad to see Muramasa coming to PC. I asked Vanillaware’s George Kamitani why he hasn’t put his other games on PC and he said he totally wants to, but it’s up to the publisher to finance the ports. So if you want 13 Sentinels, Dragon’s Crown, Unicorn Overlord, Odin Sphere etc. on PC, make some noise.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
90% of AAA game is either disappointing, too expensive or morally compromised meanwhile there’s like five hundred beautiful indie games out there every day that are like ‘what if we kept making quake but with a half life gravity gun’ or ‘what if there was a new Power Stone but for homosexuals’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026
Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy theonion.com/pope-releases-encyclic…
Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 15/05/2026
1/ This announcement marks the Carney government’s official surrender to the oil and gas lobby.
 www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Carney, Smith reach energy agreement that could see pipeline construction start in 2027 | CBC News
The federal and Alberta governments have advanced a climate and energy agreement that could see construction on an oil pipeline to the West Coast start as early as September 2027.
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Mr. Skeets @doctoraculamd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Very cool discovering we have a corporate raider as a PM
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Andrew Lewis FC @andrewlewisfc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
“Strengthening One Canadian Economy Through Trade and Transportation” by selling off our sea and air ports and re-investing the proceeds in oil extraction & pipelines to appease Alberta separatists. The Conservative Party of Carney
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 13/05/2026
No worker should be forced back to work when they’re standing up for their rights on a picket line.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 10/05/2026
Deeply integrating our economy with the United States is what made Canada so vulnerable to Trump’s bullying in the first place. This isn’t what Canadians voted for. www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
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Carney says Canada open to deeper integration with U.S. ahead of CUSMA review
Speaking to a room of progressive policy experts in Toronto Saturday, Prime Minister Mark Carney offered some insight into what Canada has offered up ahead of an official review of the Canada-U.S.-Mex...
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 04/05/2026
Hideo Kojima looking especially pleased with himself
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So this is why they call it the Terra Dome.
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🌸 Cherrim 🌸 @cherr.im · 13/04/2026
what a uniquely insane thing to say not two months after a terrible shooting in our country that took place in part because one of The Most Popular AI Companies did not do their due diligence in reporting someone using their app for violent exchanges. why would any of us want more of this?
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Steph Blakey @manifestephanie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
PORK THIEF PORK THIEF
Colourful paper illustration in portrait format of Maya Fey and Pearl Fey from the Ace Attorney series. Maya has her eyes closed with a look of joy on her face after having taken a delicious bite of ramen from a bowl in front of her. Beside her is her young cousin, Pearl, who has finished her own soup and is stealing Maya's slice of pork with a cheeky expression on her face.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 06/04/2026
I think the rise in Friendslop games are an overall net good and I like how the best ones tend to focus on being cheap games that do one fun thing really well vs a big $70 multiplayer investment or requiring a commitment to free to play microtransaction live service hell
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Kal
@Kaldruen
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*Leon casually suplexing a 60 year old man*
"Guess that's The Last of Him."
The Seinen Hero @TheHeroOfSeinen • 2d
Who'd win in a fight

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Ben Diskin @bendiskin.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
With a broken Blue Bomber heart, I am no longer the voice of Mega Man. I was asked to return for Mega Man: Dual Override, but only on the condition I work without the protections of a union contract.
A broken, blue heart
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'
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Stanwixbuster @stanwixbuster.co.uk · 05/03/2026
Disco Elysium chat box.
Gary the Gadget Guy - "Agent! Listen up! We gotta catch that polar bear!"
1. - "On it, Gary!"
2. - Start doing that fuckass 9-frame dance
3. - Rhetoric - Legendary 14. Discuss accusations of Club Penguin being a police state.
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
NEW: Inside the failure of Highguard, which flopped so badly that developer Wildlight laid off most of its staff just two weeks after release. Here's the story behind why people loved working at Wildlight, why Tencent pulled funding, and how it all fell apart: www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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The Story Behind the Failure of ‘Highguard’
The ‘raid shooter’ game from Wildlight Entertainment had a promising start but lost players fast
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 22/02/2026
thank you to phil spencer for his service. we're here to introduce his replacement - the AI Eugenicist.
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Deji Majek @dejimon11.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Amateur photoshop
Sell my Microsoft stock. I got an inside tip that Xbox is about to die.
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GigaBob @gigabob.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
These are too funny.
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
And this was interestingly unanimous— and not being that well reflected yet in the offerings from actual Dem politicians. Word to the wise
Dem voters on a panel unanimously saying they want a progressive candidate, not a moderate
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surprised-wizard.bsky.social @surprised-wizard.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Are they trying to trick people into thinking Marathon is a single-player game with that trailer?
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Syndicat des Travailleureuses du Jeu Vidéo @stjv.fr · 28/01/2026
🇬🇧✊🌀 Ubisoft : enough is enough! Faced with the arbitrary decision of the CEO who doesn’t even dare talking to employees anymore, unions are calling for a strike on February 10th, 11th and 12th.
Ubisoft is no more, long live Ubisoft!

On January 21, 2026, Yves Guillemot announced the end of remote work, closure of several studios, cancellation of projects, and a new 200€ million “cost-cutting” plan. We were informed of this at the same time as the press — as none of these changes had been discussed during the mandatory consultations with the works councils a few days earlier! On January 26, 2026, management announced the implementation of a voluntary departure plan that will affect 200 people at Ubisoft’s headquarters.

We are promised autonomy for « Creative Houses », but what about autonomy for employees? We have been negotiating for over a year on remote work policy, sometimes under difficult conditions. An agreement has been in place since September in some studios. Trampled underfoot!

We are told about responsibilities, but those who wield this word so easily do not take any responsibility for the consequences of their catastrophic management.We are not fooled: rather than taking financial responsibility for layoffs, they prefer to push us out by making our working conditions unbearable. It’s outrageous.

It is because we love Ubisoft that this situation revolts us. Ubisoft’s unions are calling for a massive international strike by all Ubisoft employees on the 10th, 11th and 12th of February 2026.

NO
to their anti-remote-work obsession
to “cost-cutting” plans on employees’ backs
to top-down decisions
to coercive control on our working conditions

YES
to our leaders truly taking their responsibilities
to management’s duty of sincerity in the face of its failings

It is time for our management to understand that they cannot do whatever they want, whether with public money or the work of hundreds of people!

Without us, Ubisoft would never have conquered and transformed video games as it has. WE ARE UBISOFT.
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Scarlet Magus 💀 Horror Vtuber @scarletmagus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
"If Discord added more AI featurss, would that change how often you use Discord?"

"I'd consider leaving Discord."
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Sera @geranium.pink · 07/01/2026
@wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social Microslop
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
i just don't think you get to say "America wants our land, our resources, our water, our country. But these are not idle threats. President Trump is trying to break us so that America can own us. That will never, that will never ever happen" in your election speech and then say stuff like this
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Breen Ouellette (he/him) @breeno.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
You failed to mention that Indigenous people are shouldering 20% of your austerity budget cuts. This is #apartheid in Canada. Following in your father's footsteps, as predicted.
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Carney government cuts unfairly hit First Nations
Budget cuts to Indigenous services violate equality rights and risk legal, moral, and financial consequences.
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