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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 10h
Just in time.
A dark attic. A small child much too young to be alone in an attic or stand on their own is standing on top of a container. They are pressing their foot down on the heads of Flashy Bat, The Knife Ghost, and Handsome Ron with their Halloween hat on. The text reads: Spooky season? Not yet! Get back in the box! It's Baby Safety Month! Always put your baby to sleep in products intended for sleep such as a crib, bassinet, play yard, or bedside sleeper. Move your baby to a safe sleep space if they fall asleep elsewhere. Always place your baby on their back to sleep.
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This Claw @thisclaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RAINBOW FUR DROPS 🌈✨ www.thisclaw.com/s/shop #beadwork #beadedjewelry #earrings #indigenousart #nativebling
Fur Drop Earrings. Made with Kidney Hooks and silver clasps at the top. Holding white Rabbit Fur that's wrapped around beaded rainbow colour fringe from green to yellow blend. My cat is standing on the bead mat with her paws showing on the top left. It’s a flat lay setup with the all the beads and materials laid out. On my desk.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0HL6WHFVV and on buckaroo patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
cover of NOT POUNDED BY THIS FLOCK CAMERA BECAUSE SOMEONE CUT IT DOWN. HUH, INTERESTING. I WONDER WHO COULD’VE DONE THAT? on the right there is a concerned ladybuck with her hands up in a gesture of NO WAY BUD and on the left is an angry lookin sentient flock camera
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Surprise Mongol Horde on your dashboard. Defend yourselves against my archers on horseback. If you can. 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
my birthday is on the 2nd but I will be on a plane so I'm doing my birthday post early. honestly the best present ever would be to just share hello sunshine with somebody in your life, whether gifting them a copy, recommending it, leaving a review, telling a local bookseller about it, etc haha
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Tara Ariano @taraariano.com · 27/09/2026
You say you're a hater but would you spend 30 minutes of your only life making this
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Up On Goblin Hill @upongoblinhill.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The drink is called "The Slop" Tanqueray green bottle gin (for nvidia) with a wadded up $1 bill at the bottom of the glass. The drink is $1 so you hand the wadded up bill back thus going in a circle the entire night while the venue quietly goes bankrupt to the notice of no one except Ed Zitron.
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R.B. Lemberg. Yes, still in Kansas @rblemberg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As I wrote, I know this attorney very well, and he is a long standing supporter of the LGBTQIA+ community. He has taken many pro bono cases, and at this point he can't take another pro bono case, but he can be retained. Siobhán needs another 3k for this to happen. www.gofundme.com/f/protect-si...
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Donate to Protect Siobhán from Discrimination, organized by Siobhan Kirchstein
Hello, everyone, my name is Siobhán, a 41-year-old trans woman who works as a c… Siobhan Kirchstein needs your support for Protect Siobhán from Discrimination
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’ll feel a deep and abiding sense of peace when you realize that it’s not things that make you happy. It’s stuff
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Elyse Explosion 💣💥 @elyseexplosion.com · 22/09/2026
We were here on Saturday and I am absolutely devastated that they're trying to pull this. It's an incredible museum with so much history! I think we could also capitalize on the fact that they have a giant bullfrog in their care whose name is MORBO THE DESTROYER and I absolutely adore her.
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Herr Donkey Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Speaking of Columbo (and always speaking of comics), I mocked these up on Tumblr right about when the podcast was wrapping up. Although he's cameo'd in a few comics, it's unfortunate to say that Columbo never starred in a comic strip of his own. I'm proud of the story titles and the fake NBC brand.
A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: It's canine calamity when Dog is the only witness to a shocking pet salon murder! Don't miss COLUMBO FOR DOG-CATCHER!" There are inset photos of Peter Falk as Columbo and his dog, Dog.A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: "A murdering minister has a sinister proposal for Columbo when DEATH CHEATS THE BRIDE" There is an inset photo of Peter Falk as Columbo, and a corner of the comic is missing.A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: "TV's disheveled detective matches wits with a cowboy killer. THE OLD-WEST MOVIE MURDERS!" There is an inset photo of Peter Falk as Columbo.
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 20/09/2026
I have been reading the Anne McCaffrey Pern novels for the first time yeah I don't know why I hadn't read them before and I don't know why I'm inhaling them so fast now BUT importantly I know they're not trying to actually do linguistic worldbuilding but BOY do I have linguistics thoughts anyway
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're back! Thrilled to finally share the hate in my heart for Peter Duesberg, Thabo Mbeki and Dave Grohl
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RFK Jr.'s Buckwild Belief That HIV Doesn't Cause AIDS
Podcast Episode · Maintenance Phase · September 21 · 1h 20m
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hi, poor person here. this is an incorrect trope often used by the upper classes. both political parties cater to the very rich who have oddball priorities often driven by esoteric moral values. the poor are never given an option to vote for any of their own interests at all. thanks for reading.
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Listen To Sassy @listentosassy.com · 21/09/2026
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Karli! @karlicartoons.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THE SEGWICK COUNTY ZOO PRINTED OUT MY DRAWING OF THE BABY TAWNY FROGMOUTH AND GAVE IT TO THE KEEPERS AND SHOWED IT TO THE FROGMOUTH ITSELF!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! 💕💕💕💕
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i pledge my sword to the politician who just says: let’s leave trans people alone, i don’t know or care what a hasan piker is, and i condemn the genocide in gaza. stop hiring consultants that make you say weird stuff that nobody likes.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/crafts has banned all Harry Potter-related crafts due to JK Rowling’s anti-trans bigotry, after a 53-41 vote
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/09/2026
Amtrak didn’t tell us about this exposure, so heads up: if you took an Amtrak train last week through Chicago or anywhere on the Southwest Chief, Coast Starlight, or California Zephyr routes like we did, you may have been exposed to measles! Please let the train people in your life know about this
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
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John Allison @badmachinery.com · 19/09/2026
It's Batman Day and everybody loves Batman (I am told) so this is my chance to remind you that I created, if not the greatest Batman comic of all time, then easily one of the top two or three, in Giant Days x Batman, which you can read for free. scarygoround.com/giantdays/in...
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Scary Go Round Comics: GIANT DAYS
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I assume anyone who points out how small the trans population is doesn’t know any trans people & I guess that’s what it takes to care? Because if you know even ONE trans person, like a person in your life, how can you think about that person and conclude it’s okay if they get thrown under the bus?
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
when ANY kid doesn't matter to you it tells YOUR child that them mattering to you is based on whether they perform, whether they CONform, whether they be what you want them to be, bc they've seen what it means to be anything else in your eyes. you are a bad parent. and your kids will suffer for it
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
everyone is talking about this butt on here but I like this comic book cover because swamp thing’s got a bunch a friends it’s nice
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ainu woman of Old Japan. Hand-colored photo. About 1920’s
Seated in a quiet, dignified pose, a young Ainu woman looks forward with a serene, composed gaze in a hand-colored glass slide from the 1920s. She is dressed in a traditional robe (chikarkarpe) woven with bands of muted slate, ochre, and indigo, accented by a broad, deep violet collar band. The oversized sleeves feature dark applique panels decorated with white embroidery rendering spiraling moreu (scroll motifs) and sharp ayus (thorn-like flourishes). Around her neck rests a rekutunpe (choker) strung with brass disks, paired with a longer strand of trade-glass beads (tama-sai), while large brass hoop earrings (ninkari) dangle beside her cheekbones. Subtle blue-black pigment encircles her lips—the traditional sinuye (sacred facial tattoo)—framed by softly waving hair against a lush backdrop of shadowed foliage.

The Aini are the indigenous people of Hokkaido (Ainu Mosir), Sakhalin, and the Kuril Islands. During this era of state-sponsored modernization and rapid assimilation policies, traditional practices such as sinuye—performed by female elders to mark a young woman's spiritual maturity and readiness for adulthood—were increasingly prohibited. Early 20th-century ethnographic portraiture thus preserves a critical visual record of Ainu textile traditions, which evolved from indigenous attus (elm-bark fiber cloth) into intricate, appliquéd cotton garments. In Ainu worldview, all natural phenomena, tools, and garments are inhabited by spiritual beings (kamuy), making the crafting of robes a sacred dialogue between human maker and the natural world.

Aesthetically, the garment represents an indigenous expression of monozukuri (artisanal mastery), where technical skill serves spiritual protection. The embroidery placed intentionally around garment openings—cuffs, necklines, and hems—functions as a protective kekkai (sacred boundary), guarding the wearer’s vital energy (ramat) from malevolent spirits (wen-kamuy).
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would love to ask a prominent BBC journalist to give me an example of an illegitimate concern. Is seems to me that it has become a question not of fact, logic, or ethics but of volume. If a big enough proportion of a village was anxious about Bigfoot or Chemtrails, BBC would cover it in a way...
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
the blacklist
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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 16/09/2026
"alleged DEI sympathies" what are we doing here
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Bright D Limm 임대중 @bdlimm.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Knowing who deserves our anger is important, but so is knowing who deserves our gratitude. On this issue: The main force on the outside has been the Free to Pee coalition, led by @vocal-ny.bsky.social and @nyhomeless.bsky.social. On the inside—Council members @sandynurse.bsky.social + Rita Joseph.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary.
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Fair play to the wife of a Caribbean man and mother of mixed race children being informed by the BBC reporter that she’s in the minority in her community regarding immigration and responding with, “Yes, I’m surrounded by bigots.”
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Maggie Tokuda-Hall @maggietokudahall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bathtime for Snow Monkeys officially goes on sale 10.13, and that means you still have time to preorder it from Mrs. Dalloways in Berkeley, or Green Bean in Portland, to have it signed by both @yasimamura.bsky.social and I AND get a print from the book!
Bathtime for Snowmonkeys cover, preorder to get a signed book and art print, on sale Oct 13!

The print is a gorgeous guache illustraytoon of 5 monkeys chillin in the hot springs from the interior of the book
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Listen To Sassy @listentosassy.com · 14/09/2026
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn’t help
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/09/2026
In an incredible move, Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta, Canada has announced a gender-affirming care clinic for trans youth, asserting tribal sovereignty and defying the region's ban. It is one of the biggest cross-movement solidarity moments in Canada. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Canada First Nation Leaders Announce They Won’t Comply With Alberta Trans Care Ban
“This is about more than one health service,” officials wrote. “It is about Indigenous sovereignty. It is about our responsibility to care for one another.”
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/2026
3 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia: 1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil 2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it 3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: the reason a flight attendant cannot sell the unmanifested passenger a drink, as you probably already guessed, is because he is a ghost and it would just go straight through him and onto the carpet, which would require additional cleaning at the gate.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am a single-issue voter, and that issue is "are you actively repeating the inflammatory, unscientific, inaccurate, or hateful language the GOP uses to make normal shit sound scary, thereby reinforcing the idea that it IS scary even as you attempt to distinguish yourself from the GOP in other ways"
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 10/09/2026
Fuck James Talarico. Fuck these wishy washy Dems who think throwing my community under the bus gets them votes. Fuck a "big tent" party that includes these assholes. Fuck every single neolib saying I need to grin and bear it and get in line, my rights will come later. fuck you fuck you fuck you.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 09/09/2026
Armadillo baby for Baby Safety Month.
An armadillo with the head of a baby frolicking in the grass. The text reads: Armadillo baby says!... Babies don't come with armor! You need to keep them safe! Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Check SaferProducts.gov before buying baby products.
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LEFT BEHIND yellow5.com/pokey
A MAN STATES TO POKEY:  POKEY, DON'T GET ... LEFT BEHIND!!!

POKEY REPLIES:  OK!

THE MAN LEAVES!!

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS POKEY:  POKEY, DID YOU GET ... LEFT BEHIND TOO???

POKEY REPLIES:  I DON'T KNOW!!!

SHE ASKS:  POKEY WHERE DID THEY GO???

HE RESPONDS:  LITTLE GIRL, THEY ARE GOING THEIR OWN WAY
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Rev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good morning! if you've ever begged for help for your children to uncaring deaf elites while defending yourself in family court then I make comics for YOU. there's 20 hours left in the kickstarter. thanks to all the supprters so far. please consider backing the book! thanks
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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