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Greggs Over Easy

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Greggs Over Easy @sumas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like how that blinking red light matches the tie #unga
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Bertie Bob @zenbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right Wingers get a new god mythology that keeps supporters mystified by “divine secrets” and Neoliberals and Liberals replace the sacrosanct “will of the market” with something supposedly more rational. The project of exploitation continues while the powerful get to pretend nothing is their fault.
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Nomi Claire Lazar @nomiclairelazar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: Faster! Write that apocalypse book faster!
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/08/2026
Trump will obsess over these idées fixes* as he draws his last breath, gasping "Greenland…tariffs" as he tumbles from his golden toilet, coronary arteries bulging as he strains to pass a half-digested Big Mac, only a viscous paste of rectal mucus and Diet Coke to lubricate that unyielding bolus. 33
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Greggs Over Easy @sumas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
brb
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Blair Palese @blairpalese.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today's great news..." #Solar is poised to overtake #coal as China’s largest source of installed power capacity this year, as Beijing steps up its green transition with a renewed emphasis on efficiency, quality and orderly growth over sheer scale." www.scmp.com/economy/chin...
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China’s solar surge nears milestone – even as Beijing hits brakes on sheer scale
Coal capacity is projected to lose its long-held crown this year, despite a pivot from raw solar panel expansion to quality.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It would be easy to call this the “new normal“ but that’s incorrect. In actual fact, “normal” is going to keep getting worse and worse and worse. Just how bad it will get depends entirely on how fast & far we go on real, legitimate (not performative) #ClimateAction. We know how. It’s about will.
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Greggs Over Easy @sumas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
it me
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Bill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
These good people are selling balcony solar units at cost--a few hundred bucks to join the solar revolution. thank you @brightsaver.bsky.social !
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hey wow haha, it's great to be here. Anyway, my name's Bryce Malldred, and I founded a website you may have heard of—Onomatopoeiac Guitar Tablature Dot Com—and just to give you a little idea of what we do, this is the Police's "Roxanne": mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp mimp m
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/07/2026
Kid Ready To Start Playdating Again theonion.com/kid-ready-to-start-pla…
Kid Ready To Start Playdating Again
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The terror spreading across the country this a.m. because in some more progressive corners of the US progressives won elections is telling. The reason the reaction is so over-large is because progressives unlike centrists and the right, are the only group who pose a real threat to established power.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2026
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Trump will say he brought a delegation of business leaders to China. Don’t be fooled he’s bringing a delegation of billionaires, representatives not of the US economy but of our oligarchy, seeking more for them and not caring much at all about the rest of us.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
not since lbj talked to his tailor have we heard so much noise from the white house about ball room
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Greggs Over Easy @sumas.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
It’s the oil, stupid
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Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
idk guys… @robdelaney.bsky.social
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Pam Bondi took the president on a field trip to the U.S. Supreme Court building on her 420th day in office, but she did not make it to 4/20 this year. Womp.
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Canary Media Inc. @canarymedia.com · 27/03/2026
All 6 New England states are considering legalizing balcony solar — a plug-in clean energy solution that’s as easy to assemble as an Ikea bookcase.
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Balcony solar bills make inroads across New England
Energy affordability woes are pushing all six states to advance legislation allowing DIY, plug-in solar panels. A bill is even nearing the governor’s desk…
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
that dude is still alive wtf
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
theonion.com/this-war-wil...
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PAL @paladin42.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...
Winds Suck Dicks
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 19/02/2026
he looks just like his dad ❤️
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 12/02/2026
Pretty much the most important thing happening in the world right now. www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-chi...
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Analilia Mejia for New Jersey @analiliafornj.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
oh fuck yeah we are Olympics maxxing already
In January, German newspaper Bild, external reported that jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid before being measured for their suits.

Hyaluronic acid, which is not banned in sport, can be used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimetres.

This would increase the surface area of their suits during competition, which, according to FIS, the international ski and snowboard federation, could increase their flight in the air.

"Every extra centimetre on a suit counts. If your suit has a 5% bigger surface area, you fly further," said FIS ski jumping men's race director Sandro Pertile.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
He just tweeted it out …
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Highlander 🤘 @firak.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
🤔
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FREE THEM ALL!! 🇵🇸 @djmuel.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
lmao
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
it's time to play America's favorite new game, 'what the fuck am I waking up to now'
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Greggs Over Easy @sumas.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Poppy Trump?
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Greggs Over Easy @sumas.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Did he remember to say thank you?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
the hat on shein vs the hat they deliver
Obama in a suit and black cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of good quality. Trump in a suit and white cowboy hat. The hat appears to be of lower quality.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If Mamdani invites Trump to Gracie Mansion and serves him 1980’s surf-and-turf and chocolate cake with a chilled can of Diet Coke in a graciously appointed dining room, we might be able to get Medicare For All. Dream big.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I laughed
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⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ @cryptadamist.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy · 16/11/2025
i wrote a script to reformat the very hard-to-read #EpsteinFiles text message log to something human friendly. 4,098 text messages from 71 #Epstein convos can be read here: www.documentcloud.org/documents/262… […] [Original post on universeodon.com]
[09/09/18 11:38:06 AM] Epstein: Sorry. Did not meet the " official"
[09/09/18 11:38:46 AM] Epstein: Otherwise they wouldn't need testimony of a trusted imtermeidiary to vett
[09/09/18 11:39:28 AM] (unknown): Incredible they didn't meet!!!
[09/09/18 11:39:56 AM] Epstein: Exactly. Read the quote I sent you from the editor
[09/09/18 11:40:36 AM] (unknown): Didn't come thru
[09/09/18 11:40:49 AM] (unknown): How was Woodward on tv ???
[09/09/18 11:42:19 AM] Epstein: Just emailed it again
[09/09/18 11:42:39 AM] (unknown): How was woodward
[09/09/18 11:43:55 AM] Epstein: Well done. Especially when he says. Donald doesn't remember
[09/09/18 12:02:30 PM] (unknown): Donald doesn't remember ???
[09/09/18 12:04:29 PM] Epstein: They also say the editors " know who it
[09/09/18 12:05:48 PM] Epstein: How do they know ? Trusted intermediary ? It also says direct communication with the author?? If the author is the official . 
What does direct communication mean.
[09/09/18 12:10:09 PM] (unknown): Very unprofessional
[09/09/18 12:54:29 PM] Epstein: What type of background would they have to do if it were either a top person. Or if the sourcing was perfect. . odd
[09/09/18 12:57:37 PM] Epstein: Sweden democrats. Fun
[09/09/18 12:58:16 PM] (unknown): Need to get to 20 for psychological Impact
[09/09/18 12:58:53 PM] Epstein: K
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/11/2025
Volts gets results. ⚡
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In an Upset, Democrats Oust Two Republicans on Georgia’s Utility Board
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Challah G Brick esq., Cavalier of the 8th @challahchic.butchsky.social · 04/11/2025
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There is an entire PhD about the 21st Century to be written among the intersection of three events in the last 24 hours: Dick Cheney's death; McClatchy (key to disproving Iraq War lies) closes its DC bureau; & the US elects first Muslim mayor of NYC and first statewide official ever (in VA).
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Greggs Over Easy @sumas.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
same
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Financial Times @financialtimes.com · 21/10/2025
The talks between the Trump administration and firms including Apollo and Cerberus mark an unprecedented effort to enlist some of Wall Street’s biggest investors directly in US national security on.ft.com/47juZ1S
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
If Gary Larson is back that means Bill Watterson is going to come back. Light is gonna reenter the world like when Gandalf showed up with new clothes.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
nobel peace prize is not awarded posthumously just a little fun fact to file away for next year for absolutely no particular reason
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