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@subpoenis.bsky.social
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
holy fuck. barely drive our gas vehicle and now this reminds me why
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who said it?? :
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who said it?? :
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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
edited screenshot from Bad Dudes (NES). a guy with a flat top and sunglasses is saying "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Thank you, ninjas."
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i couldn't make it through the opening of new infowars. rerunning alex jones would literally be funnier
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
bruh was 51/50'd. like my mom was. and he chose to say "fuck you" to people like her
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
this is a fantastic thread. love tpm and josh
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"our rivals china and ru...china" is a very interesting thing to say
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
joe rogan's digitized head on an apple iic monitor
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Ian MacEwan @ianmacewan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Happy 80th to John Waters and his poppers birthday cake
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Nine Inch Nails @nin.com · 17/04/2026
"NINE INCH NOIZE" THE NEW ALBUM FROM NINE INCH NAILS OUT NOW nineinchnails.lnk.to/NineInchNoize
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Jeff Tischauser @jtischauser.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
full video of Nico de Balinthazy aka Sneako getting punched in the face
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
so "project liberal" has 28k followers, yet their posts get abnormally little interaction for that number of followers at least 50% of those followers were purchased. for sure. lmao
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
damn terry bogard needs to steal another hat
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@whstancil.bsky.social 's trolls are the dumbest mother fuckers on the planet
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
at the car wash. didn't realize my bluetooth was connected until xvideos was blasting from my car for a good 45 second
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
yo @henrybarajas.bsky.social - mailman came through today!
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
french toast bitterfingers are fucking fire
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
in the 80s, a local restaurant had this machine, but it was a real chicken in there. it'd drop a little feed on a button, the real chicken pecked it, and your plastic egg came out.
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
helldivers ii is the only online multi-player i've played in the last 10+ years because it had a *good* community. looks like it's gone to shit too. fuck these people www.thegamer.com/helldivers-2...
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The Helldivers 2 Player Who Organised A Charity Challenge Says His Life Was Ruined Overnight After Doxxers Got Him Fired
It appears that the situation around the Helldivers D10 charity event has gotten even worse, with fans sharing a message from the organiser.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 26/02/2026
It’s finally over
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
• a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event »
5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
that ding dong used to dress like a clockwork orange droog, put fake blood on his crotch, and like protest in front of the safeway or at thanksgiving dinner there was a skankin pickle song called "i want my foreskin back". the guy who sang it sold the hot dose that killed bradley from sublime
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
this shit will clean a dish better than anything. fuck pods, fuck liquid. dirty labs powder is what you've been looking for
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i still can't believe it's completely legal to smoke a j in the driveway
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
separate the art from the artist i mean within reason! most of it makes me feel like this tweet does
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Pietà Pit @cameleopard.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This was lined up on my computer screen so it looked like Dr. Jeff was calling up Mary to yak about the trending topics on bluesky dot app.
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
you can also pre-order death to pachuco 1-5 signed by @henrybarajas.bsky.social! i'm gonna have to get @ohhhaeee.bsky.social to sign one too lol
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SIGNATURE SERIES: DEATH to Pachuco #1-5 Signed by Henry Barajas
During the summer of 1943, Los Angeles became a hotbed of tension and conflict as a series of fierce clashes erupted between U.S. Navy members and Mexican American youth stemming from the murder of Ca...
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
somewhere in the garage i've got a virtual boy with like 5 games and it's yours for a nice bud or a proper key bump and that's cheaper than $100
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ NES ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 SNES ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64 ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 GameCube ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Wii U ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Switch ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Switch 2 ❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Game Boy ❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 GB Color ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GB Advance ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Nintendo DS ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Nintendo 3DS
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Brian, Frog Knight and a Guillotine 
"Hippity Hippity It's time for Chippity Choppity"
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Senator Dr. John Brown stan account, Esq., PhD, MD, JD, LCSW @johnbrownstan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Lots of mothballed equipment is stored in blue states. California alone probably has one of the largest armies in the world by this measure. Which is to say, both sides would have the same problem: the need to train and equip a force large enough to sustain total war over the course of 1-2 months
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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 02/01/2026
Heathcliff 1.01.26 extended edition directors cut
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
👇👇👇
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social it is happening again
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'Stranger Things 5' Will Let Me Relive My Peanut Based Childhood Fantasies
Steve Harrington's favorite snack, Peanut Butter Boppers, are back for a limited time.
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
the "die hard christmas" discourse is the most embarrassed i've ever felt for the millennials
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
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Mr. Normal @schmendimite.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Are You There Godfrey? It's Me, Morgott
Morgott, The Omen King from Elden Ring
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rat king 🐀 👑 @mikeisaac.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
😍😍😍😍😍
four pics of bakesale betty’s in oakland
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
bravo
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
dude is indoors - somebody needs to knock that shit off his head
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It’s endearing. People treated 50 degrees in Texas the same way people in Chicago do. And people in both always ask if I’m cold!
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
my East Bay polling place is never busy, so seeing 4 *obvious* first-time voters there for prop 50 fucking rules
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
why does ca have the absolute lamest voting stickers?
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subpoenis @subpoenis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
delicious, and moist as my asscrack
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gal pacino @strawberryfool.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
David Byrne if he was a realtor: This is not my beautiful house….but it could be yours!
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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Nodding off and cracking jokes like “Sauron deez nuts”
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