Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 32mdo stand up specials over an hour count as movies or are they still tv shows? 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 3hfeel like "scaries" doesn't properly reflect the feelings around the encroaching Monday, but I guess Sunday Saddies doesn't have the same ring. 010
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 7hTomorrow is the deadline to register to vote or update your registration in Ohio. If you’ve moved or changed your name, updating now will avoid potentially needing to vote provisional in November. Also a good time to double check your drivers license isn’t expiring before November! 077
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 7hdidn’t end up mattering, but it sure could have. when you can’t move the ball at all in the second half (and they can’t) no excuse for leaving points out there. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 7hSirianni seat officially warm. Not taking the 3 points, yikes. 150
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)MF Doob @doobie-howitzer.bsky.social · 7hImagine if they only needed a field goal to win instead of a TD #FlyEaglesFly 061
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 8hcool, An*e*a Pa*t*n is a real piece of shit too! thanks for broadcasting theat nationally 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 9hwell that half went exactly as we all expected. go birds 060
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 10hbest announcing moment of Brady’s career? 130
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 10hwe (correctly) fired up about punts! go bird 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 10hbased on my TL looks like a lot of people think K** P***** is a fucking asshole who should fuck off and die. 280
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)phylan @phylan.website · 10hwhy am I seeing fucking Texas Senate race ads 12799
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 10hSTOP RUNNING TRANSPHOBIC ADS PERIOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID COUNTRY 35211
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)HurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 10hI can not say this loud enough: FUCK these Texas Senate ads. 041
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)Kate Lew @pnwklew24.bsky.social · 10hGet these transphobic Texas ads off my god damn tv 0124
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 10hhappened twice more. for some reason Paxt*n thinks he should have a national profile. seems like a waste of money to me but I don’t have millions in superpac money so what do I know. 120
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 10hSaquon hurt after a Rams defender dives on the back of his ankles 3 yards out of bounds which is actually quite illegal. 030
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 11hjust got a K*n P*xt*n for Senate ad… in the middle of Ohio during the Eagles/Rams pregame. Truly a cursed day. 190
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 11hmy Dad just noped out of the Eagles game today and he’s a smart guy. 110
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026that would have been a 20-run homer on rock ‘n jock 030
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026vodka is just a way to make various fruit punches alcoholic. 110
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Replays of Cavan Sullivan's goal 016919
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Coach (1989-1997) 1677
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comLa Liga What A Rush MemeALT: La Liga What A Rush Meme 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026 but then how to we know to cheer the faces? 120
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026Flyers power play in midseason form (bad) but TK’s “are you fucking insane?” was pretty good. 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026every time I watch Clue the mind boggles at how hot the women are. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026don’t get me wrong, I like TK, but a large part of the Flyers problem is that his non-elite point totals have led the team 5 straight years. 220
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026Flyers announcers talking about how Konecny is underappreciated because folks don’t know he’s led the Flyers in scoring 5 straight years, but his highest point total in those 5 years is 76 points so… it’s not that impressive? except maybe as being generally available for a meh team. 171
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 03/10/2026MAHIRO, NOOO! #tjpwWP7 #tjpw #wrestleUNIVERSE ➡️ wrestle-universe.com 18529
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026Unfortunate that the score bug operator thought Idaho scored the rare 6-point conversion. 080
Reposted by Matt the Dad (suboptimal)CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that's a hell of a catch (via Delaware FB) 25311
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026amazing how much more juice WNBA best-of-3 has. 140
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026if the Valks don’t hold on i’m going to feel terrible for bringing my recent sports luck to their door. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026does it transform into a robot? 110
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026Stealing a man’s wife, that’s one thing; but stealing a man’s car? That’s larceny. 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026just ordered delivery Taco Bell so yeah, we got here. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026James Franklin based association. all fruit from a torturous tree. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026can't believe folks who suffered through the Phillies last night are subjecting themselves to Penn State football less than 24 hours later. godspeed you masochists. 170
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026The characters in this movie are way too loose with their attitude toward the sexual eligibility of a 16-year old. Also Gene Hackman is allegedly a former athlete who described losing the Pro Bowl by the score of "17 to 21" so apparently he doesn't know sports. Unless that was just the 70s. 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026Today: ✅work ✅cancel old internet service ✅rsvp (with regrets) to a wedding ✅send a gift for that wedding ✅haircut Now all that's left is 🟩try to fucking relax 110
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026Today's afternoon feature: Night Moves (1975) Ma'am from Webster is cheating on Gene Hackman, and then other stuff happens probably. 130
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026one of my favorite random facts 110
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comScooby Doo: Searching For The Lie, Can't Find ItALT: Scooby Doo: Searching For The Lie, Can't Find It 010
