Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026we (correctly) fired up about punts! go bird 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 26/09/2026don’t want to say the d-backs are feeling good about their chances but… 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 16/09/2026not following the Phillies game right now, but this seems on brand 140
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 28/08/2026friday. the tequila is to bring good rolls of the dice to @brian215.bsky.social and to make me better with words. 240
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 28/08/2026my phone sucks at moon photos so you’ll just have to take my word for it: Central Ohio you’ve got a pretty good view of the lunar eclipse right now. 120
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 24/08/2026how much would you pay for this gummy pizza? you’re not even close. 021
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 19/08/2026the Rockies finally broke the spirit of @didtherockieslose.com 2203
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026Fucking infuriating, a guy traveling with large amounts of ammo in the direction of the festival he said he would shoot up, how could they just entirely let that go? Oh. 052
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 10/08/2026i didn’t buy this book but I support its message. 161
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 09/08/2026video evidence, unnecessary commentary because the kid was excited to keep an eye on the ball. 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 09/08/2026according to the scoreboard, Astros are employing the rare “no left fielder” defensive alignment. 251
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 09/08/2026PetCo is a nice park but sweet jeebus if you’re in the sun it’s hot af. Climate change gonna make them regret not putting a dome on this stadium. 231
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 06/08/2026started to read this article and wtf is this sentence before the paywall?! why would you quote that?? 111
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 05/08/2026at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. Go Birds 070
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/08/2026gd i loved wasting dad’s paper and ink. 0110
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 30/07/2026opinion evenly split over #aew use of hockey jerseys. 182
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 24/07/2026Bluesky, the official sports app of LeBron to Philly. 0354
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 23/07/2026metaphor alert: during the fireworks show tonight #Crew96 had 4 fire machines on the field, but only one was functional. the other three took up space but didn’t do anything. 0100
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 23/07/2026nothing says World Cup hangover like an MLS Wednesday night in Cbus. #Crew96 2110
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 18/07/2026added bonus for the day, coming home with a Geraldo Perdomo bobblehead 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 18/07/2026Cards at Dbacks good seats eh buddy? 280
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 13/07/2026Albert Burneko getting it right at @defector.com, "If what you'll pledge to remember about the unrepentant sadist who flayed your neighbors alive is that he never let it get in the way of a good joke, you are no less sick than he was. And, crucially, you are no friend to your neighbors." 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 12/07/2026Next Bond should 100% fight a vampire. 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 09/07/2026That Bryce Harper video story sure isn't great for Bryce or gambling, but let's not overlook the namecrime happening either. 272
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 06/07/2026TIL The GD Simulation is going crazy with create-a-player names 011
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 29/06/2026pausa de hidratación workdays suck edition 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 28/06/2026FIFA President looking more and more like escaped Bat Boy every time we see him. 041
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 27/06/2026finally Brutus doesn’t look like a stupid tree nut 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 26/06/2026pausa de hidratación mis hermanos 100
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 17/06/2026this isn’t to say Japan wasn’t great! today we went to the museum of tripping balls. i mean, I’m sure it had a different name but that’s how I’m going to remember it. 170
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 17/06/2026wearing my phanatic shirt today to encourage conversation with the locals. thanks @2008philz.bsky.social’s sports shop! you can get yours at foleysonsouth.com 1131
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 16/06/2026that’s my third career earthquake and definitely the strongest. a 5.5 at the epicenter apparently. according to the TV map, a 3-something here. rumbled for 15-20 seconds. wild 251
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 16/06/2026now with less of my dumb face. At Philly in Tokyo! Go Birds. 7220
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 16/06/2026Astronaut ice cream in the gift shop? Nah. 010
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 16/06/2026Today we’re at JAXA (Japan’s NASA) and guess who is much more excited about this than any of the kids. Logo photo taken right outside of active Mission Control room (where we were not allowed to photograph.) 150
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 16/06/2026We went to the Hachiko statue the other day and I thought about the Hachiko story and then I thought about the Seymour episode of Futurama and then I literally had to walk away from the group to compose myself before I just started crying in front of a group of teenagers. 190
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 15/06/2026Walk into hole in the wall sushi place, sit at the counter and eat something simple and amazing: ✅ 180
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 14/06/2026Today’s Japan adventure: Secundus and I checked out 6 different stores in Akihabara (40 total floors of searching) through hundreds of aisles of anime stuff to find one specific figure. And we found it. On the last floor of the very last store that we had time to visit. Epic victory. 170
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 12/06/2026Some days you see Mt. Fuji, but it’s cloudy. 3101
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 11/06/2026We made it to Tokyo! but between jet lag, the language barrier, and trying to remember and respect cultural norms, I am off to a rough start. Hoping things look better in the morning when I haven’t spent 14 hours on a plane. 180
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 06/06/2026Some fine work by the worldwide leader with their video game World Cup simulation article. Leading scorer Lamine Yamal with INSERT GOAL NUMBER Surprising leading assist guy #nnfc Elliot Anderson with INSERT NUMBER of assists! 111
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/06/2026Pic 1: I wonder what drew found that he was so excited to post twice? Pic 2: oh the irony 020
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 04/06/2026What is a movie you can only watch once. 000
Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 03/06/2026Know this isn’t the case but still felt for a minute like @lolphillies.bsky.social was roasting me here. 110
