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Sumari

@subignis.bsky.social
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30s| nerd | socialist | Canadian |

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gene Colon panel. Daredevil and Black Widow stand outside in a neighborhood, yelling at downcast people as the Widow watches, wearing a trenchcoat. 
"What's the MATTER with you people? Don't you have anything BETTER to do? Go ON! Get OUT of here, you VOYEURS! Go home and watch KOJAK or something! JUST LEAVE US ALONE!"
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Sumari @subignis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 Games #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/4f2f9f2... In which I'm nostalgic, but not as nostalgic as I could've been?
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The 9 Games That Shaped Sumari | My 9 Games
Pick the 9 games you love most and share them. Take a look at the 9 games shared on this page.
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Sumari @subignis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif
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Clueless Sassy Drive
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A screencap of Gimli kneeling to Galadriel
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Jules @julesdrawz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bananasaur Sticker ko-fi.com/julesdrawz/s...
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bye Tim Curry. You made pollution weirdly sexy and confused a lot of millennial kids with that. Sleep well.
Hexxus from ferngully - skeleton modeHexxus from ferngully - skeleton modeHexxus from ferngully - sludgebro mode
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Nictanova @nictanova.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Хексадецимал
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Pabuela 🎃 @pabuela.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
freddy krueger is so mean :(
An unimpressive dog sleeps, dreaming unsteady dreams. In his dream, we see a visibly uncomfortable Freddy Krueger struggling to perform. He hesitates to find a way to amplify the terror of a banal reverie: "Um, let's see..." Freddy points at a distant squirrel in the dream. "You're NEVER gonna catch that squirrel! HAHAHA!!" He hesitates once more. "Also, uhhh... you're a very bad dog!!" The dog shudders in fear and whines. "rarooo..."
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
moving from "robocop nation" to "lore in direct to video sequel to robocop nation"
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
no thoughts in his head
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing Brock, May, Max, Beautifly, Mudkip and Lotad eating lunch but Lotad is blankly staring at the camera
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hannibal says "in Dragonball Z, Vegeta, a former antagonist becomes a doting father. Tell me Will,do you think you can be redeemed like Vegeta?" Will Graham says "Vegeta was a murderer." Hannibal replies "He was also a Prince..."
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trixie or treat @beezany.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
[anakin/padme meme template]
anakin: every ship in my armada waits to accompany us
padme: every ship but your four fastest, you mean
anakin: ...
padme: every ship but the four you sent
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
united kingdom politics, 2016-2026
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Dayv @dayv.wtf · 08/06/2026
"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
@DerpSwan

The fire department are trying to show they're supportive but I'm fully dying at the implication that we will simply just all burn
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Animaybe @animaybe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
In Laszlo's voice ofc #witchhatatelier #wha #cocowha #olruggio #qifrey #brushbuddy #orufrey #whatwedointheshadows #whafanart #fanart #myart #thesillies
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I cannot fix your problems. I can share pictures of Smollest Son, Stack.
A long haired tuxedo maine coon mix??? kitten.
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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Y’all, this poem is SO good!!?
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 23/04/2026
Behold the snake.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, there's an image of a closeup on the head of a yellow morph timber rattlesnake, with text above it that says "Behold the snake: Cunning, cruel, and bloodthirsty, it embodies evil and sin.
Who knows what malevolent thoughts lurk in its mind?" In panel 2, the snake is zoomed out slightly, and a thought bubble rises above its head with three dots inside it. In panel 3, we're zoomed out more to see the whole snake curled up on a rock with a colorful background behind it, and there's a thought bubble rising from its head that says "Mmm warm sun." In panel 4, we're zoomed out even more, and the snake is sitting on a rock at the top of a hill with green grass and trees, a vibrant background of mountains and lakes behind it, and a bright blue sky with a golden cloud and birds flying. The snake is thinking "Nice day."
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Sumari @subignis.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut the FUCK up mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/20/
The Unsolicited Contributions of MR. BITCH

A man is positioned behind a telegraph machine and is in the process of tapping out some manner of transmission. Mr. Bitch is standing too close to the man and his machine, gormless eyes peeking over the top
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s Smee in the corner
famous music video with first mate schee in the corner
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Cozy time #deer
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Baa @snoozingwell.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Porygon!!
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Sumari @subignis.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This has literally been one of my lodestone jokes since I was a child and I love to see it celebrated across the land
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Director: “well, I’d say that the final cut!”

Disney Exec: “not so fast- first we have to run it by Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors”

Pazuzu, the Demon that Eats Colors: “Delicious reds and greens! A feast for Pazuzu!”
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
when this many people in a particular industry get let go, most state governments trigger a state of emergency because it is effectively unleashing a huge strain on the workforce and job openings but if they don't all work in one state it's fine :V
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Hotties HQ 🧡 @hottieshq.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
*heavy excited breathing*
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 19/03/2026
Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.
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Sumari @subignis.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Top 10 video game weapons (?) 1. Oathkeeper (Kingdom Hearts) 2. Megaton Hammer (OoT) 3. 30-30 Repeater (Apex Legends) 4. The President's Gun (Ni no Kuni 2) 5. Aegis (Hades) 6. Brusher's Pike (Bastion) 7. Pokeball (Smash Bros) 8. Masamune (FFX) 9. Poseidon's Trident (AC: Odyssey) 10. Arpeggio (KH2)
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Don Davies @donvdavies.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Trump’s attack on Iran violates UN rules Canada has agreed to uphold. It contradicts numerous values PM Carney claimed he supported in Davos. Endorsing illegality, violence, & destruction over dialogue and peaceful resolution is not what Canadians were promised, or support.
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Ginger Cat Dusty @gingercatdusty.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Cookie update. He is such a sweetheart. Very accepting of his indoor life. Seems ready to become a mushy household love bug. Not quite there yet. Still working on a March vet appointment for him. Still separated for now. Just set up a tv for him with an eagle cam. He's not interested. Love you all 🩷
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/02/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “Every real copper knew you didn’t go around looking for Clues so that you could find out Who Done It. No, you started out with a pretty good idea of Who Done It. That way, you knew what Clues to look for.”
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The orcas have discovered fire.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/02/2026
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
“No one controls the music, Mr. Pretty - you know that. It just turns up when people have had enough. No one knows where it starts. People look around, and catch on another's eye, and give each other a little nod, and other people see that. Other people catch their eye and so, very slowly, the music starts and somebody picks up a spoon and bangs it on a plate, and then somebody else bangs a jug on the table and boots starts to stamp on the floor, louder and louder. It is the sound of anger, it is the sound of people who have had enough. Do you want to face the music?
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Chris @chris-hhh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Folgers Incest Siblings will return in "Avengers: Doomsday."
The siblings from Folgers' infamous "incest commercial."
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Svatli @svatli.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A joke for the history buffs.
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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auntie lino’s strap @aplethoras.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
you will have to pry the millennial “lol” from my cold dead hands. i don’t know how else to express minor despair. if i didn’t say “lol” after admitting i’m a husk inside, i’d have to develop emotional resilience, and i simply don’t have time for that
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