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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wait, why am I even vocalizing this like there's any question about it? Die for me, beast mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/60/

It's You Or Me, MR. BITCH

A nefarious ne'er-do-well is peering menacingly into a house through a window while a storm rages around him. Just out of view, a square-jawed, two-fisted hero type awaits, two fists held at the ready like loaded pistols. Mr. Bitch stands beside him, ready to die

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Chestnuts roasting on an open Bitch mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/59/

MR. BITCH For The Holidays

A shy older man wearing a monocle and a tuxedo shyly holds the hand of an angelic little girl in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Hanging from the tree are several wretched little Mr. Bitches

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

MISSIVES FROM THE BITCHLORD: The Mr. Bitch backlog is currently dry because I've been doing other stuff and because I don't respect Mr. Bitch enough to make him a priority in my life. There will be new Mr. Bitches when I feel like it

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The conclusion in the case of Who Did Away With The Parson will have to wait because everyone in the room is obsessed with how Mr. Bitch smells EXACTLY like "ham that got confused". mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/58/

A Devilish Secret Is Brought To Light But The True Weight Of This Revelation Is Rendered Utterly Meaningless Due To The Completely Uninvited Presence Of The One And Only MR. BITCH

An austere detective stands next to a shocked woman, clearly prepared to deliver his final reasoning in a mystery, but the woman is almost entirely obscured by text and Mr. Bitch is standing right at penis-height.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just a heads-up: my main account, @bpbigg.bluesky.social, caught a three-day suspension for an extremely anodyne post about 9/11. It would have been funnier if it'd been for all the areola posts but you can't have everything. See you on the 17th

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Now, I don't like to think of myself as a violent man. But if that rascal should ever darken our doorstep again so help me I will pick him apart like a Maryland blue crab and dig out such meat as can be found mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/57/

MR. BITCH Is No Longer Welcome In These Parts

An outdoorsy gentleman poses outdoors sitting on a rock. Standing on the rock and leaning against the gentleman is a young boy, presumably the man's son. At the man's feet is a sleeping medium-sized dog. In the man's arm is cradled a long-barrelled rifle. Mr. Bitch is nowhere to be seen, if he knows what's good for him.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Do yourself a big favor and search up "gone with the wind bonnie death" on Youtube. I want that to happen to Mr. Bitch at 100X speed with knives involved mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/56/

Long Odds For MR. BITCH

An annoyed, ostentatiously-dressed older gentleman with a top hat and well-coiffed beard is speaking to a jockey next to a horse race track. In the background, a precariously-balanced Mr. Bitch can be seen on a horse

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'm getting reports that I'm Mr. Bitch

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Nobody has ever deserved service less. I hope you're allergic you little tapeworm mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/55/

Wait Your Turn, MR. BITCH

A flower vendor is assisting a female customer with her purchase from his streetside flower stall. To the left, a peevish Mr. Bitch stands impatiently, like some kind of bastard

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

This is like the cover of an album that restores your virginity when you listen to it mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/54/

Echoes Of MR. BITCH

An illustration of a beautiful rocky mountain valley at sunset, with the rocks and trees colored a warm orange. In the center hovers the loathesome semi-transparent image of a miserable Mr. Bitch.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This isn't fair. At the very least Mr. Bitch ought to inspire revulsion mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/53/

Uninspired By MR. BITCH

A woman with high red hair in a very fashionable black dress adorned with a flowing pink scarf is reclining morosely on a sofa. In one hand she is holding a wrinkled piece of paper, upon which is an image of a wrinkled Mr. Bitch

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Don't just STAND there you little reprobate mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/52/

MR. BITCH Shirks A Burden

A solidly-built man of dour visage and top of hat is bent under the weight of a heavy trunk he's carrying on his back. Nearby, Mr. Bitch can be seen being utterly useless, as usual

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hurt him! Hurt him!!!!!!!!!!!! mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/51/

MR. BITCH And The Intense, Painful Aversion To Radio Waves

A woman is fiddling with the knob on a large old-timey radio, a girlish smile playing across her face. Next to the radio, Mr. Bitch appears to be in the throes of agony

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

We're here at last. Fifty Mr. Bitches. My Christ, how many more could there possibly be? mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/50/

MR. BITCH Deserves This

An old-timey baseball batter is winding up to take a devastating swing at a swiftly-approaching Mr. Bitch, who is hurtling through the air at high speed and will surely be killed on impact, to the delight of thousands

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

This is so sad. "Gamey" doesn't even begin to describe his flavor, he's pointless to stuff & mount, and don't even get me started on how worthless his pelt is. mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/49

MR. BITCH Is Hunted For Sport

A frightened Mr. Bitch is running amidst croquet hoops while a smiling man and woman several times his size regard him with predatory leers.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Essence of fuckshit mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/48

This Is The Last Time I'll Tolerate Your Inane Japery, MR. BITCH

A long-bearded, bald-headed scientist is in his lab surrounded by chemistry equipment and is examining a vial containing some manner of clear liquid and a tiny upside-down Mr. Bitch, who is clearly in another mess entirely of his own devising

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

For the last time: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/47/

MR. BITCH Sucks

A woman with elegantly-coiffed hair, a handsome evening dress, and many pieces of jewelry is bearing a tray of buns, coffee, and other refreshments to her husband, a choleric gentleman in a smoking jacket who is sitting moodily at a writing table. In one of the glasses is a small, pathetic Mr. Bitch

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

So long forever!!! Don't write!! In fact don't so much as think of me!!!! mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/46

The Euphoric Abandonment of MR. BITCH

A beaming young woman in full crisp riding outfit complete with leather boots, red jacket, and hat sits astride a white horse, riding away from a clearly-oblivious Mr. Bitch, who is facing away from her looking at some kind of seaside golf course.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

[looking in the mirror] Jesus Christ. It's worse than I thought. I'm Mr. Bitch.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Keep your woes to yourself, fucker mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/45

Spare Us The Sob Story, MR. BITCH

A tiny and sad Mr. Bitch stands between a rooster and a hen. The birds dwarf the pathetic Mr. Bitch

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Wriggle, worm mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/44

The Flaccid Equivocations of MR. BITCH

An uncomfortable Mr. Bitch stands in a spotlight before an imposing stone statue of some kind of judgmental lawman

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

duel_of_the_fates.ogg mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/43

MR. BITCH Confronts His Nemesis

On a pristine mountain cliff overlooking a lightly-populated picturesque valley, two titans square off: a perfectly-normal brown-and-white dairy cow, and one Mr. Bitch.

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Reposted by Mr. Bitch

Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ah fuck. I'm Mr. Bitch

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Well, there you have it. Mr. Bitch has resumed his station. Congratulations you sad little fuck mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/42

Of Fucking Course We'd Find You In Some Shit Like This, MR. BITCH

On a snowy road, a well-dressed man in a fur-trimmed coat and dapper hat is laying into two fearful tramps and Mr. Bitch with his walking stick

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It needs to be perfectly crystal clear: this is a last resort. This is an act of pure desperation. We made terrible mistakes in evaluating the virtues of Jeremiah Q. Bones. mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/41

Things Didn't Work Out With The Other Guy For Reasons We'd Prefer Not To Get Into

We Can't Believe It's Come To This, But We're Going To Ask These Two Men If They Have A Line On

MR. BITCH

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

RIP Gutterborn Pip. The less said about your end, the better mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/40/

GUTTERBORN PIP Died, Badly. To Avert Any Loss of Continuity During The Grieving Process We Have Contracted The Services of Jeremiah Q. Bones, Esquire

A man with short brown hair and grey eyes is smiling widely, his eyes fixed on a spot near the viewer's left shoulder. The smile is too wide. You can only see his top row of teeth.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You might be thinking to yourself: "Really? Gutterborn Pip is the best you could do?" Fuck you, dude. The man has a family mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/39

MR. BITCH Will Not Appear Due To A Prior Engagement. In His Place Please Welcome GUTTERBORN PIP

The titular GUTTERBORN PIP struts down a mountain path towards the viewer. He is a portly fellow, sporting a brimmed cap set at a jaunty angle, a vest and sports jacket both straining at the buttons, high striped trousers, clogs, and a long, long pipe. He looks tired

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

If the cops catch you with that they'll fucking kill you. They'll kill you, man mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/38

A Pocketful Of MR. BITCH

A mustachioed man dressed warmly in a cap, gloves, and overcoat walks through snowy countryside, carrying a cane tucked under his arm. In the pocket of his overcoat one can observe a folded-up newspaper, and the head of Mr. Bitch peeking out.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

What you might not glean from this tableau is that those two have been holding those poses for the last eight minutes while Mr. Bitch just stands there breathing loud. mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/37

Doing Our Best To Ignore MR. BITCH

In a forest, a young man is pointing dramatically up at the sky with his other hand clutched fervently to his breast while an older woman sits behind him, weeping into her hands. Neither of them are acknowledging the presence of Mr. Bitch, who is standing directly between them looking like an idiot.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Oooh! Ouch! Honestly this one does make me feel a LITTLE bad for you. That seems like it'd smart like the dickens. mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/36

MR. BITCH Catches A Splinter Square In The Eye

A grisly scene is playing out on the floor of a sawmill: a mustachioed man is lying unconscious while being pushed towards a table saw by a mad-eyed man in a red shirt. Meanwhile, to the left a woman in a frock dress is bashing through a locked office door using a chair. This sends shards of wood flying, one such shard lodging itself in one of Mr. Bitch's pathetic eyeballs. Oh yeah, Mr. Bitch is also standing around on the sawmill floor. Why? Who cares

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

At last, a scenario in which at least one party might actually want him around, and he flees from it. Typical mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/35

MR. BITCH Abandons A Man In His Hour Of Need

A man with a shaved head in an old-fashioned prisoner's striped jumpsuit is strangling another man dressed in a fine vest, tie, and overcoat. Mr. Bitch, the coward, is fleeing the scene

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

[starting a group chat] hello every one. I'm Mr. Bitch. I'm sorry

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

If you "don't like the taste of beer" why even COME to a rager, dude? I'm glad your dad died mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/34

MR. BITCH Harshes The Vibe

A collection of young men in festive dress have congregated around a number of casks and are partaking liberally of the contents thereof. Mr. Bitch is among their number, looking like a real sourpuss. Fuck I hate him

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

You had to know this was coming. mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/33

An Overdue Judgement For MR. BITCH

A cowled, darkly angelic figure stands against an orange sky in a weird liminal desert space next to a nervous Mr. Bitch. It's time to pay

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

nevermind. dick stuck in mouthwash bottle again

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

What if I wasn't Mr. Bitch? Dare I dream...

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I that hope whatever you collide with hurts you really bad mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/32

Good Riddance To MR. BITCH

Mr. Bitch hurtles rightward through the air in the middle of a tropical windstorm. I hope he dies

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

This doesn't concern you, you exasperating little cretin mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/31

Do You Fucking Mind, MR. BITCH?

In a parlour or perhaps a sitting room, an older well-dressed gentleman has been knocked to the floor by a younger well-dressed gentleman. Both gentlemen are wearing cravats that are frankly out of fucking control. A young woman looks on with concern, as does Mr. Bitch, who is observing the melodrama through a window.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

If I had any level of respect for your non-existent intellect I'd almost suspect you of planning this, you little animal mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/30/

I Am So, So, SO Unbelievably Sick Of Your Shit, MR. BITCH

An old-timey train porter is looking at a bird cage, inside which stands a chastised-looking Mr. Bitch. The porter looks so tired

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Mr Bitch? Who's that? Ha ha... just my little joke. I'm Mr. Bitch

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The nation's fastest-growing social club mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/28

None Of Us Can Stand MR. BITCH

Five silhouetted young people are standing huddled together in a black void. One of them is holding a sign bearing the title of this comic. Peeking in from the right side of the panel is Mr. Bitch himself, clearly having some adverse feelings about this fellowship. But fuck him

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Open your ears. Open your mind. Open your shitty little heart you toad mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/27

MR. BITCH Wouldn't Know "Culture" If It Walked Up And Kicked Him In The Ass

Mr. Bitch is standing in front of a trombone player and a piano player who are vigorously playing some kind of high-energy music. Mr. Bitch looks deeply unhappy, and the trombone player is modestly annoyed

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Like a breath of fresh air, carrying on it just the faintest whiff of dead cabbage. mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/26

The Refreshing, Near-Total Absence of MR. BITCH

A stately Regency-era building complete with clock tower sits at the center of a well-tended plaza, smaller buildings dotting the landscape around it. If one looks very closely, a very small Mr. Bitch can be found - but why waste the effort finding him?

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Why would you say what you just said out loud, Mr. Bitch? What is wrong with you mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/25

MR. BITCH Landed Himself In Some Real Hot Water This Time

A tiny Mr. Bitch is standing atop a chair in a ballroom that appears to be entirely peopled by powdered-wig-wearing posh gentlefolk who are all various levels of pissed off at Mr. Bitch

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Just imagined Mr. Bitch trying to send a "u up" text and puked my fucking guts out

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Heaven won't have you and Hell thinks you suck ass mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/24

MR. BITCH Look Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An old-fashioned motor vehicle is barrelling down a forested road at night, about to slam headlong into a female deer and her fawn. At the wheel is none other than Mr. Bitch, who is screaming with his eyes closed.

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

[sighing over the phone] yeah... yeah... I'm Mr. Bitch...

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Our shared burden mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/23

Saddled With MR. BITCH

Mr. Bitch and a young woman are riding together by the seaside in a two-seater horse-drawn carriage. Mr. Bitch is facing forward, while the young woman looks back towards the reader as if to say "Can you BELIEVE this guy?"

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Mr. Bitch @mrbitch.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I'm trying to post one of these every four days but the thing about that is that even though I'm his creator I do not respect Mr. Bitch one iota so I frequently forget mrbitch.cfw.me/comics/22

Pretending Not To Notice MR. BITCH

A chef is proffering a plate of foodstuffs to a trio of military offices in the middle of a lush palace garden. All four men are studiously ignoring a nearby Mr. Bitch, who is polluting the vibe with his mere presence

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