spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 2hhe's been hanging out a lot with the "Aaah! Real Monsters crew" i think 'Eek! the Cat' could be repurposed as slang for when you scare a cat with a cucumber? 110
Reposted by spookerhero🎃Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 7hExcept he didn't fund it, I did, paying a much higher tax rate than the white supremacist. Those thrusters are SpaceX tech for which we—not him—have paid ~$31 billion. I paid for those cold gas thrusters and the software running them, and what I get in exchange is a short video and white supremacy. 251595331
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 7hthat's the final straw. we're going to need to revoke jerry's time machine privileges 000
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 9hhappy birthday Sam!! don't spend it all in one place (your birthday, that is) 010
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i audibly giggled when i read the lines "yeah, that's a mini-neptune" 😔🪐 just so you understand the kind of account you're dealing with here 010
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 15/10/2026do you mean a tattoo *of a* skull, or a tattoo *on your* skull? 000
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/202630 mins left until over the hill comes out! can't wait to go tool around off road in some old rigs i had a blast and put a ton of hours into the demo, and it's been on my wishlist since then too bad i've got pesky work today, but i'll sneak some in at lunchstore.steampowered.comover the hill on SteamExplore the world in the golden age of offroading. Drive iconic 4x4 vehicles from the 60s to 80s by yourself or with friends through challenging trails and beautiful scenery. 010
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026i've found a lot of success with that approach in many of my irl friendships too 😅 000
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026does that mean the key to your friendship is distance and/or keeping your opinions to yourself? or maybe, like, a person giving you alternating good/bad opinions of themselves with similar magnitude to balance the like/dislike levels 100
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026looks like some kind of internet commentator (derogatory) 030
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026that explains why their music was always so haunting 010
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026yup, exactly!! it's *very* different when you have a person in power saying "i want to ruin the lives of [vulnerable target group]" i quite literally cannot fathom the mental blinders needed to miss the grift, grievance, and outright malice driving this administration's policies 020
Reposted by spookerhero🎃SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If I can get just one teen girl to use the word epistemic, this entire career will have been valuable. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/random PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com 827031
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie 021
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026have you tried dude ranch wipes? strong enough for a horse, yet gentle enough for fragile masculinity 020
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026my whole entire ass:static.klipy.comDonkey FlipAlt: Donkey trying to get over a fence and doing a flip 020
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026they wouldn't be effective suppositories if you cooked them first 030
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comTravolta MemAlt: Travolta looking around a white void 010
Reposted by spookerhero🎃chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Don't let your plant overdose on anesthesia; it'll wind up a vegetable. 1453
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i cannot *believe* dave would disable replies like this now how am i supposed to show my whole entire ass to all his followers?! 1130
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i'm so here for it i don't want to see some close victory where he barely pulls through. i want him to use his OP chubby dad strength to absolutely destroy X without a(nother) scratch gotta stay healthy so he can be ready to help out when the new baby arrives! 010
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026elon *is* almost comically awful at humor, but i kinda think 67 is too recent and hip to enter his lexicon until at least 2029 that really just leaves his favorite fallback number of 69, or maybe some white supremacist dogwhistles 010
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026google maps announces plan to implement these dumb new name changes as quickly as possible 000
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026grok wouldn't believe that better make it 420 more times instead 160
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026dang, that looks awesome (and super fun to drive) 110
Reposted by spookerhero🎃Cheradenine Zakalwe (2nd Edition) @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 09/10/2026 171
Reposted by spookerhero🎃Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was listening to the witcher 3 soundtrack while building the deck and dad goes 'what is this shit?' and i said its from the witcher and he said 'that makes you dandelion' and i had to sit down bc i dont know how he knows about that. Roasted my ass 5686
Reposted by spookerhero🎃Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"take a hike" joke's on you, exercise would be great for my mental health 2960367
Reposted by spookerhero🎃futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/10/2026bunday on a monday because lookit his lil mouf 🐰🖤 48013
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026can one ever, truly, "own" a fart? are they not but rented from mother nature? birthed in a violent burst of gas and noise, and destined to exist but for a briefs staining moment no two exactly alike, each an individual; pushed out into an uncaring cosmos, adrift, formless. never to be heard again 010
Reposted by spookerhero🎃Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd love to see the rise of reverse culture wars where we ban fraternities instead of drag shows and make online watch lists of rapist/ abuser/racist professors. 011621
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026of course it is. knowledge of this phrase is on a strict "knee-to-nose" basis 000
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i think that might've been less off-putting, tbh 040
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the only "color-blind meritocracy" the GOP wants to defend is actually "whites-only nepotism", and @theatlantic.com continues to embarrass itself with more fawning fellatio of fascists 020
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026BRIT, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?! the kid's probably standing on a stool, trying to say goodbye to his dad who was cut down in his prime and shipped home like an amazon return and you're saying this whole thing is just some kind of confabulation?? will you make fun of his extra fingers disease next?? 1130
Reposted by spookerhero🎃worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cincinnati Zoo posted Rose, the screaming hairy armadillo 0269
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026both these games are excellent and well worth picking up on sale. they're so good, they'll make you walk stupid 000
spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026would that make it daout (measuring importance in daoist circles) 130