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spookerhero🎃

@stuporhero.bsky.social
520 followers 810 following 1.6K posts

Bad at descriptions, good at computers, the *best* at imposter syndrome. Hobbies include 3D printing, hacking shit, and feeling awkward in social situations. he/him #AuDHD #atx

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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 1h
"Yeet! The Cat"
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 2h
he's been hanging out a lot with the "Aaah! Real Monsters crew" i think 'Eek! the Cat' could be repurposed as slang for when you scare a cat with a cucumber?
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 7h
Except he didn't fund it, I did, paying a much higher tax rate than the white supremacist. Those thrusters are SpaceX tech for which we—not him—have paid ~$31 billion. I paid for those cold gas thrusters and the software running them, and what I get in exchange is a short video and white supremacy.
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 7h
that's the final straw. we're going to need to revoke jerry's time machine privileges
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 9h
happy birthday Sam!! don't spend it all in one place (your birthday, that is)
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i audibly giggled when i read the lines "yeah, that's a mini-neptune" 😔🪐 just so you understand the kind of account you're dealing with here
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
do you mean a tattoo *of a* skull, or a tattoo *on your* skull?
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
30 mins left until over the hill comes out! can't wait to go tool around off road in some old rigs i had a blast and put a ton of hours into the demo, and it's been on my wishlist since then too bad i've got pesky work today, but i'll sneak some in at lunch
store.steampowered.com
over the hill on Steam
Explore the world in the golden age of offroading. Drive iconic 4x4 vehicles from the 60s to 80s by yourself or with friends through challenging trails and beautiful scenery.
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i've found a lot of success with that approach in many of my irl friendships too 😅
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
does that mean the key to your friendship is distance and/or keeping your opinions to yourself? or maybe, like, a person giving you alternating good/bad opinions of themselves with similar magnitude to balance the like/dislike levels
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
looks like some kind of internet commentator (derogatory)
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
shut up and take my job application!
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
that explains why their music was always so haunting
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yup, exactly!! it's *very* different when you have a person in power saying "i want to ruin the lives of [vulnerable target group]" i quite literally cannot fathom the mental blinders needed to miss the grift, grievance, and outright malice driving this administration's policies
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If I can get just one teen girl to use the word epistemic, this entire career will have been valuable. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/random PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. A young girl stops an adult saying "OH MY GOD THAT IS SO RANDOM" The panel switches to the adult, showing she is wearing a "duckicorn power" shirt, featuring a character that is a mix of an unicorn and a duck. The woman asks "Epistemic or ontic randomness?" When the girl replies what, the woman explains "Are you claiming mere lack of knowledge of my duck-icorn sweater or claiming that the presence of the duck-icorn was unknowable prior to observation?" The girl replies "the first one," causing the adult to say "OMYGOD, THANKS!"
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
Four panel comic
1: Farmer standing in field with a cereal bowl in front of him, his tractor behind him, and a thief sneaking up to the tractor. The farmer says "Now who would go and leave a perfectly good bowl of sorghum right here?"
2: Farmer starts eating the sorghum while the robber starts to drive away with the tractor
3: The farmer looks back to find his tractor gone
4: Close-up of the farmer's face as he says "I got distractored"

by @extrafabulous.bsky.social for @mrlovenstein.bsky.social
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the puss'd office
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
have you tried dude ranch wipes? strong enough for a horse, yet gentle enough for fragile masculinity
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SPONGE BOB SQUARE CELL!!!
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my whole entire ass:
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Donkey Flip
Alt: Donkey trying to get over a fence and doing a flip
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they wouldn't be effective suppositories if you cooked them first
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Travolta Mem
Alt: Travolta looking around a white void
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MAN. I'M GLAD I WASN'T AN IPAD KID

-(FLASHBACK) THE 90'S-

MOMMA CAN I HAVE SODIE POP

HERE. GO OUTSIDE AND I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL EITHER 10P.M. OR THEY DROP AN AMBER ALERT.

Kid sits in the darkness with sodie pop illuminated by the orange streetlight
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chbarts @chbarts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't let your plant overdose on anesthesia; it'll wind up a vegetable.
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i cannot *believe* dave would disable replies like this now how am i supposed to show my whole entire ass to all his followers?!
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i'm so here for it i don't want to see some close victory where he barely pulls through. i want him to use his OP chubby dad strength to absolutely destroy X without a(nother) scratch gotta stay healthy so he can be ready to help out when the new baby arrives!
Mr. Sakamoto nailing X in the crotch with the hook of an umbrella
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
elon *is* almost comically awful at humor, but i kinda think 67 is too recent and hip to enter his lexicon until at least 2029 that really just leaves his favorite fallback number of 69, or maybe some white supremacist dogwhistles
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
google maps announces plan to implement these dumb new name changes as quickly as possible
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
grok wouldn't believe that better make it 420 more times instead
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
dang, that looks awesome (and super fun to drive)
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
eh, it's NAND that bad
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
looks normal to me with the blacksky client
screenshot showing pogue.omg.lol with a valid handle
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Cheradenine Zakalwe (2nd Edition) @moralconstraints.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was listening to the witcher 3 soundtrack while building the deck and dad goes 'what is this shit?' and i said its from the witcher and he said 'that makes you dandelion' and i had to sit down bc i dont know how he knows about that. Roasted my ass
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
awwwww 🥹
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"take a hike" joke's on you, exercise would be great for my mental health
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gn lp!
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gm! 👋
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 06/10/2026
bunday on a monday because lookit his lil mouf 🐰🖤
bunjamin, a white rabbit with black markings, asleep on his side. his lil pink nose and mouth are visible. he is on a metal bathroom pad because it feels good since it’s hot outside
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can one ever, truly, "own" a fart? are they not but rented from mother nature? birthed in a violent burst of gas and noise, and destined to exist but for a briefs staining moment no two exactly alike, each an individual; pushed out into an uncaring cosmos, adrift, formless. never to be heard again
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd love to see the rise of reverse culture wars where we ban fraternities instead of drag shows and make online watch lists of rapist/ abuser/racist professors.
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
of course it is. knowledge of this phrase is on a strict "knee-to-nose" basis
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think that might've been less off-putting, tbh
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the only "color-blind meritocracy" the GOP wants to defend is actually "whites-only nepotism", and @theatlantic.com continues to embarrass itself with more fawning fellatio of fascists
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
gn mia 🙂👋
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BRIT, HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?! the kid's probably standing on a stool, trying to say goodbye to his dad who was cut down in his prime and shipped home like an amazon return and you're saying this whole thing is just some kind of confabulation?? will you make fun of his extra fingers disease next??
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cincinnati Zoo posted Rose, the screaming hairy armadillo
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
both these games are excellent and well worth picking up on sale. they're so good, they'll make you walk stupid
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spookerhero🎃 @stuporhero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
would that make it daout (measuring importance in daoist circles)
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Will Smith cigarette meme but with a bunch of extra cigarettes added
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