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Nat

@stumpynat.bsky.social
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Twitter refugee, Boring middle manager who may still occasionally write things when not herding people. I like cats, sci-fi/fantasy media, video games, and dabbling in tabletop games. Currently lurking somewhere in Northern Virginia.

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Phil Pirrello @philpirrello.bsky.social · 12h
A similar thing happened to my friends and I when we skipped school to camp out all day/night to get Phantom Menace tickets. Our physics teacher asked us how we were feeling, since we skipped his class. And then he cued up a VHS tape of the local nightly news with the interview we gave.
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Ian MacIntyre @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social · 12h
True story: we also skipped school to buy Phantom Menace tickets, after having camped out the night before. My friend’s dad SAW HIM ON THE TV NEWS and similarly confronted him… but then confirmed we’d bought *his* ticket, and said “Well then we don’t have to tell your mother”.
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Michelle @cloverjag.bsky.social · 14h
Godzillas playing football.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Angry bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 20h
It's the weekend. You've got your silly bucket. Not a care in the world. Life is good.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 20h
Veronica! This is why you don’t swim right after eating!
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 20h
#DayofDredd
Best of 2000ad cover drawn by me. From the point of view of someone on the floor, holding their hands in front of them (one of which is a robotic replacement), Judges Anderson and Dredd stand over the viewer and point their guns towards them.  Behind the judges, we can see lots of huge tower blocks.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are simply two lil shroom children
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everything in the world is hard right now. But a little bit of hope remains when FatBear 2019 is mother to the winning FatBear of 2026.
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World of Warcraft @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com · 02/10/2026
FOREVER BETA WEEK 3 ⬆️ Journey up to level 30 ⚔️ Jump in the 15v15 BG 🏕️ Rest a while and buff up 🦖 Excavate the new dungeon
At the top of the image is the World of Warcraft: Forever logo. Header text underneath reads, “Beta Week 3”. In smaller text, there are four bullet points.
- Level Cap up to 30
- New Battleground - Darkspear Islands
- New Dungeon - Excavation Site: Wetlands
- Past Content - Hall of Thanes, Ruins of Lordaeron, Skyborne Starting Zone
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Warhammer pipeline from casually curious to detrimentally obsessed is REAL and can HURT YOU
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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine or were you always a snack
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Kotaku @kotaku.com · 30/09/2026
Want to play a Bard, a Necromancer, or a Warden in WoW: Forever? Open up Battle.net, you might have a survey asking you for feedback about it. kotaku.com/blizzard-survey-players-…
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Blizzard Survey Suggests New Classes Coming To WoW: Forever
Warden, Necromancer, and what sounds a lot like a vampire are also on the list
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The competition in the Midwest Interspecies Loafing Regionals is intense and it's hard to say at this point who will prevail and advance to the national quarterfinals
Sugar the cat and Charlie the dog, loafing on the top of the stairs
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know Bath is distressing, but maybe next time we DON'T step in our own runny poops with each foot one by one, hmm?
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Kameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 30/09/2026
The expression should really be "happy as ducks in mud"
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 29/09/2026
Yes but --
the cover of fiasco's next novel, 'the hamsome man,' featuring him (the hamsome man) sitting on a faux-wood table in front of some blue and gold curtains
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
u can not convince me these are not orange popsicles left in the freezer for three years
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Susan Arendt @susanarendt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crow palm playing with the keychain I left out. Also, it looks like they moved one of my rocks again.
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a black and white cat looking irritated, captioned "i am angry because you paid a lot of money to save my life. it disrupted my routine."
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IGN @ign.com · 29/09/2026
Set photos have revealed Rachel Weisz reprising her role as Evelyn O'Connell in the upcoming The Mummy movie. bit.ly/47ulSvr
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Merrymac Farm Sanctuary @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 more minutes...😴
Eli the pig
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Lydia Mulvey @lydiamulvey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chaos merchant, Moo Deng, a pygmy hippo that achieved viral internet fame in 2024 for being completely ungovernable being picked up by one of her wranglers. You can't see the human's face, just their arms and legs. The hands are reaching down for Moo Deng and grabbing her round shiny belly from either side. Moo Deng looks like she is screaming because HOW DARE THEY? I've superimposed text in red saying 'Me' on her belly, and text in blue on one of the arms saying 'Monday', to make it look like the wrangler is 'Monday' and it's coming for me.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Art by Erika De Luca
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David C. Simon @davidcsimon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was waiting in a line at Western Plains Zoo when this Superb Fairy-wren dropped by to see what all the fuss was about. #birds
Photo of a small, round bird perched on a wooden fence post. It is black, light grey, and brown, with distinctive light blue feathers on its crown, cheeks, and the back of its neck. It is facing and looking at the viewer (slightly angled to the side). Definitely a Birb, bordering on Borb status.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: FORGOT TO TELL YOU, SKY LORDS INBOUND Area: Orlando, FL, USA Type: Airbus A320neo A: #a9748439ffa F: #f1f273825d6
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
"it'll continue the Skywalker Saga" shut the fuck up. who cares. zeroing in on those guys is why you had to spend nearly a decade Not Making main movies, focus on someone else! the world will be fine
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
any snark about star wars movies getting made/not made aside, I think it'd be nice if these could be directed by Not a White Dude--or if we're married to them, one with visual skills beyond a TV show with a respectable run
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Jeremy Herbert @ddayfilms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Skywalker Saga will continue until morale improves.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: before judging the dog too harshly, note that our diligent record keeping shows humans have out excreted dogs in the galley (aft and forward), by a ratio of around 5:1 over the past two and a bit years.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
“Test-takers will be expected to safely merge onto the highway and then successfully weave their getaway vehicle through traffic while being tailed at high speeds by the police.” — William Deiboldt, California DMV spokesperson
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California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test
SACRAMENTO, CA—Saying the newly instituted changes better reflected the realities of modern driving, officials at the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Friday that they had added a hig...
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Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week, Moea! 🦦 Our rescued Southern sea otter is an estimated 17 years old. She is calm, confident, and loves spending time with her fellow otter pal, Clara. She’s also a foodie at heart, and her name is too! "Moea" is a nod to the scientific name for sweet potato. 🍠
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GIRL DINNER GOALS
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Wiredferret! @wiredferret.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How middle-aged are you? This is a test. Extremely breathable briefs with cute forest creatures on them: Hell, yes! or Have some ass-dignity. If you answered hell yes, you are probably middle-aged and should know about this: www.duluthtrading.com/womens-buck-...
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Women's Buck Naked Brief Underwear | Duluth Trading Company
Women's Buck Naked Performance Briefs with an exclusive Stay-Put Fit are built for comfort. Plus, they wick moisture, breathe, and stretch.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This one with the tux pattern and almost no nose strips is the only girl, so she is naturally Chanterelle.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 22/09/2026
Sarah Waters can step aside, this article is the most lesbian thing I’ve ever read www.bostonglobe.com/2026/09/22/m... (non-paywalled: archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...)
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A Western Mass. lesbian bar required KN-95 masks. When it changed the rules, all hell broke loose. - The Boston Globe
Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield wanted to build community. They got a firestorm instead.
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Grebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
soup king back at it again
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 22/09/2026
A cow named Vahine was airlifted to safety from a mountain in the French Pyrenees after getting stuck in mud and becoming too weak to descend. The area was inaccessible by vehicle, so rescuers transported her by helicopter.
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 18/09/2026
I’m on NPR’s Code Switch this week talking about the trans panic that’s hit the WNBA. You can listen here:
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Why can’t people be normal about the WNBA? : Code Switch
The WNBA is more popular than ever, but the growth has come with a lot of unwanted attention, like protests at games and death threats directed towards players. This week, we talk with independent jou...
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Bryan Young @swankmotron.com · 20/09/2026
I’m beyond excited to dive into the graphic novel version of @travisbaldree.bsky.social’s Legends & Lattes graphic novel. I’ve already started and it’s beautiful.
The Legends & Lattes graphic novel
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Doug Aoki 青木定夫 @nantanreikan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 15/05/2026
The Fall of Kylo Ren
A terrible Photoshop of Kylo Ren at a pumpkin patch in the autumn
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Knight øf Cerebus @scioperative.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw this movie. He's gonna turn into a surly, Drunk Pope until he splits in two and fights himself in a junkyard
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 18/09/2026
STAND AND DELIVER! A brand new ghost has arrived in the garden at the Hall - a highwayman and his trusty steed. As you will know, Dick Turpin (dick by name and by nature) met his demise at York Tyburn.
We are looking at two wire sculptures - one of and 18th century highwayman with a long coat, trucker hat and two pistols. Behind him is a horse who really wants to get away from him.
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