KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 8hMan it does not matter what I do, Facebook will never stop filling my feed with right wing bullshit. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*actively crying* “ACAB includes the post office” 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yeah I’m sure the son of the VICE PRESIDENT who rose to prominence by sucking off tech billionaires is going to go to war. 010
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442786386
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man we truly cannot continue on as a country with people who openly, brazenly lie like this remaining in charge of things. This fucking sucks. Eat shit, Eric. 001
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPMike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026chat is this good? 11442891094
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hmmmmmm. Pretty good call from late January. Couldn’t have predicted the reason for the increase, but honestly maybe I should’ve. 000
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Learned yesterday that there's a vast swath of rural counties in New Mexico with a total population of 247,000ish people, covering an area id 53,259 square miles, without a pediatrician www.instagram.com/p/DdoegYHjFw... 510947
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove… 81671172
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPsalsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Don’t worry I’m pitching them on a version where Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo fought in Afghanistan but at the end of the first season we find out that Gonzo accidentally fought for the Taliban 1534
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Dylan Raiola on the sidelines knowing this wouldn’t have happened on his watch. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Antifa made me drink 15 beers and drive my Tahoe into a buncha mail boxes. 010
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Laura Loomer handcuffing herself to the Cushing, OK refinery in an attempt to keep WTI prices down 51096
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I think all they need is a little more training. Some light reforms. Deeeeefinitely no need to rip them out from the root and prosecute every one of them we possibly can. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/08/2026www.notus.org/agencies/tru... These people will stop at nothing to ruin this country.notus.orgTrump’s Quietly Working to Give Part of Yosemite to a Private DeveloperThe National Park Service is under pressure to make an unprecedented deal that cedes a quarter-mile strip of the park. 010
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/08/2026dolly parton taught me it's ok to be hot and know how to read 01736251
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 24/08/2026This thread and the replies are so so so good. These fake country shitbird losers are my people. 010
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/08/2026When everyone loves the way you’re handling beef prices 3070949
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Rooting for Trump to force JD to resign, then appoint Natalie Harp as his VP, then resign himself. President Natalie Harp could be here by lunch tomorrow. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 18/08/2026These republicans are obviously scared as shit about Ossoff running for president. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Something something imagine if under Biden or Obama something something 020
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPBen S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I wrote something for the first time in forever, please share it www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-fe...mavsmoneyball.comThe Dallas Mavericks need to retire Jason Terry’s numberJason Terry deserves to have his number retired by the Dallas Mavericks. 21310
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPBen K. @benjaminkabak.com · 11/08/2026I’m not kidding when I say everyone involved in this prosecution should be disbarred immediately. 3497
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Royce White was a pretty fun college basketball player and every single thing he’s done since then has shown how big of a loser and a piece of shit he is. Fuck that guy. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This is so funny that the motherfucker is sitting right there and absolutely could not legitimately answer a single question about any of this shit. Why is the media not freaking out that Stephen Miller is speaking for him while standing 4 feet away? 021
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’ve done divorce work for 10+ years now and in my professional opinion this guy is an irredeemable piece of shit. 044
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I know we’re all focusing on how shitty this ad is, but we can’t forget how insane it is that we’ve just decided to allow these AI fake-words-in-someone’s-mouth videos to exist. This shit should be so incredibly illegal. 0437
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/07/2026This is honestly the easiest way out for Lindsey Graham. He should’ve had to live with all the evil shit he’s done. He should’ve been dragged in front of congress regularly for the next decade. He should’ve had to testify in a hundred lawsuits. I hope he knows no rest. 020
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Some of the SCOTUS stuff today looks ok, but always and forever: Pack the Fucking Court. 010
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Yeesh. Platner could have a half dozen more scandals and still win by double digits. 020
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines. 104129892965
Reposted by KEVINWAYNE STUMPJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/06/2026an ellipse without grass, a drained reflecting pool, the east wing in shambles, construction on the mall: shaping up for a can’t miss 4th of July metaphor 121135245
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I feel like a fix to this situation might require violence. 010
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The only way Polis can fix his reputation at this point is to commit seppuku live on air 011