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KEVINWAYNE STUMP

@stump.bsky.social
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I foster dogs and occasionally watch basketball. Attorney, but probably not one of the smart ones.

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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 8h
Man it does not matter what I do, Facebook will never stop filling my feed with right wing bullshit.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*actively crying* “ACAB includes the post office”
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah I’m sure the son of the VICE PRESIDENT who rose to prominence by sucking off tech billionaires is going to go to war.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bannonmaxxing.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As always: pack the fucking court.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man we truly cannot continue on as a country with people who openly, brazenly lie like this remaining in charge of things. This fucking sucks. Eat shit, Eric.
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Mike Eliason @holz-bau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chat is this good?
all construction dropping massively.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmmmmmm. Pretty good call from late January. Couldn’t have predicted the reason for the increase, but honestly maybe I should’ve.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Learned yesterday that there's a vast swath of rural counties in New Mexico with a total population of 247,000ish people, covering an area id 53,259 square miles, without a pediatrician www.instagram.com/p/DdoegYHjFw...
15 New Mexico counties have zero pediatricians NM county map, revevant counties without pediatricians are:

Catron
Cibola
De Baca
Guadalupe 
Harding 
Hidalgo
Lincoln
Luna
Mora
Quay
Rio Arriba
Sierra
Torrance
Union
Valencia


NEW MEXICO
VOICES
FOR CHILDREN
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Put this guy in fucking shackles today.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove…
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks
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salsa \/erde @cuteskeleton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don’t worry I’m pitching them on a version where Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo fought in Afghanistan but at the end of the first season we find out that Gonzo accidentally fought for the Taliban
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alright I’m fully Mestemaker-pilled. He’s a dog.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dylan Raiola on the sidelines knowing this wouldn’t have happened on his watch.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Go Pokes.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Keep my boy’s name out of your fucking mouth.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Antifa made me drink 15 beers and drive my Tahoe into a buncha mail boxes.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Laura Loomer handcuffing herself to the Cushing, OK refinery in an attempt to keep WTI prices down
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is a Zozobra fan account.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I think all they need is a little more training. Some light reforms. Deeeeefinitely no need to rip them out from the root and prosecute every one of them we possibly can.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
www.notus.org/agencies/tru... These people will stop at nothing to ruin this country.
notus.org
Trump’s Quietly Working to Give Part of Yosemite to a Private Developer
The National Park Service is under pressure to make an unprecedented deal that cedes a quarter-mile strip of the park.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught me it's ok to be hot and know how to read
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She was one of the genuinely good people. RIP.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This thread and the replies are so so so good. These fake country shitbird losers are my people.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Absolutely insane self-inflicted wound.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 22/08/2026
When everyone loves the way you’re handling beef prices
Trump looking like a dumbass in a big white cowboy hat
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rooting for Trump to force JD to resign, then appoint Natalie Harp as his VP, then resign himself. President Natalie Harp could be here by lunch tomorrow.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
These republicans are obviously scared as shit about Ossoff running for president.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Something something imagine if under Biden or Obama something something
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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wrote something for the first time in forever, please share it www.mavsmoneyball.com/mavericks-fe...
mavsmoneyball.com
The Dallas Mavericks need to retire Jason Terry’s number
Jason Terry deserves to have his number retired by the Dallas Mavericks.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 11/08/2026
I’m not kidding when I say everyone involved in this prosecution should be disbarred immediately.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don Nelson was a king. RIP.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Royce White was a pretty fun college basketball player and every single thing he’s done since then has shown how big of a loser and a piece of shit he is. Fuck that guy.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is so funny that the motherfucker is sitting right there and absolutely could not legitimately answer a single question about any of this shit. Why is the media not freaking out that Stephen Miller is speaking for him while standing 4 feet away?
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ve done divorce work for 10+ years now and in my professional opinion this guy is an irredeemable piece of shit.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I know we’re all focusing on how shitty this ad is, but we can’t forget how insane it is that we’ve just decided to allow these AI fake-words-in-someone’s-mouth videos to exist. This shit should be so incredibly illegal.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Family values.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Probably Adam Pally.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is honestly the easiest way out for Lindsey Graham. He should’ve had to live with all the evil shit he’s done. He should’ve been dragged in front of congress regularly for the next decade. He should’ve had to testify in a hundred lawsuits. I hope he knows no rest.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Real disaster shit here.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Absolutely sick for the Croatian fans.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Some of the SCOTUS stuff today looks ok, but always and forever: Pack the Fucking Court.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Yeesh. Platner could have a half dozen more scandals and still win by double digits.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026
"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
an ellipse without grass, a drained reflecting pool, the east wing in shambles, construction on the mall: shaping up for a can’t miss 4th of July metaphor
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I feel like a fix to this situation might require violence.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Fuck Katie Porter also.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
ABOKC
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The only way Polis can fix his reputation at this point is to commit seppuku live on air
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