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KEVINWAYNE STUMP

@stump.bsky.social
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I foster dogs and occasionally watch basketball. Attorney, but probably not one of the smart ones.

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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My vet is absolutely on fire here.
A flier at a vet advertising neuter surgeries with the explicably inexplicable title NO NUT NOVEMBER.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A whole genre of roads
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Maybe we should bring back legit public humiliation.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Disgusting and effective shooting form. Made these gold jerseys look inexplicably cool.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Looks like the diarrhea section at my local used book store is packed full.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We are about to see world records for stolen/defaced road signs.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This is what they’re doing over on Facebook.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
AI is very good and very useful @scottaukerman.bsky.social
An insane google AI summary saying Scott Aukerman appeared as a joke character in Downton Abbey.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Woke up this morning and my American flag had come unmoored from my house. Fitting. Happy Inauguration Day, folks.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hello from chewed-up-his-own-bed jail.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
We’re saying Merry Everything again, folks
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
This was on Election Day in Oklahoma.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
In honor of Donald Trump today I’m wearing a big-ass tie that is old and sucks.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
There are good people everywhere.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 15/11/2023
Me and who
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
The Smile Twins say hello.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Appreciate the villainy.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
Got this reply from a stranger. Shouldn’t have engaged.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Me: seriously contemplating the future of the democratic experiment. Also me: haha Tabasketball
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Got to go to a sneak peek of the Oppenheimer House with a bunch of grannies and grampas a couple years ago. 7/10. Would probably live there.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Why do my dogs look like they’ve gone to heaven and left me here in hell.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Cosplaying as republicans today
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
Can’t figure out why my car won’t sell.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Look at this needy little worm.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 26/05/2023
Happy Friday. Happy bring-your-weird-little-man-to-work day.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
Quickly glanced over at the grocery store checkout and thought “woah, when did Melissa McCarthy die?”
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
What if we kissed at the Dollar General Obelisk
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Saw a dinosaur yesterday. He did not want to be friends.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
Does your dog need a lookalike buddy? Goose is a sweet girl!
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 09/05/2023
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
Me and the boys when the jalapeño poppers are on the way to the table.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
I’d rather be put to death.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
FLOOF.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
BOB.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
YUKON.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
FITZ.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
MACK.
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KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
DENNIS.
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