KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Maybe we should bring back legit public humiliation. 010
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Disgusting and effective shooting form. Made these gold jerseys look inexplicably cool. 110
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Looks like the diarrhea section at my local used book store is packed full. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 14/01/2026We are about to see world records for stolen/defaced road signs. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/12/2025AI is very good and very useful @scottaukerman.bsky.social 7992
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Woke up this morning and my American flag had come unmoored from my house. Fitting. Happy Inauguration Day, folks. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 05/11/2024In honor of Donald Trump today I’m wearing a big-ass tie that is old and sucks. 030
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 13/08/2023Got this reply from a stranger. Shouldn’t have engaged. 2160
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Me: seriously contemplating the future of the democratic experiment. Also me: haha Tabasketball 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 21/07/2023Got to go to a sneak peek of the Oppenheimer House with a bunch of grannies and grampas a couple years ago. 7/10. Would probably live there. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 03/07/2023Why do my dogs look like they’ve gone to heaven and left me here in hell. 010
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 26/05/2023Happy Friday. Happy bring-your-weird-little-man-to-work day. 020
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 15/05/2023Quickly glanced over at the grocery store checkout and thought “woah, when did Melissa McCarthy die?” 010
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Saw a dinosaur yesterday. He did not want to be friends. 000
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 09/05/2023Does your dog need a lookalike buddy? Goose is a sweet girl! 030
KEVINWAYNE STUMP @stump.bsky.social · 06/05/2023Me and the boys when the jalapeño poppers are on the way to the table. 000