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Quilla @quilla.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I now want to see this scene recreated by muppets.

Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So Burnham's comments at PMQs could be seen as defining what "once in a generation" means. The Good Friday Agreement specifies you have to wait seven years before you can have another referendum on Irish independence so if Scotland's under those terms we could have had one as of 2021.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton and Tim Curry in 24 hours? We are definitely in credit for Donald Trump next.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Harry Potter and the death of your grandmother because the NHS had to divert funds to pay legal fees because KKK Rowling funded a vexatious lawsuit and her operation was cancelled.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Does anyone exude "mediocre middle-aged white man" energy quite like Michael Marra? They're insane if they elect anyone other than @monicalennon.bsky.social, probably the only candidate who can drag them away from the Tory-esque hole they've been digging for themselves recently.

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Quilla @quilla.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

We should let Pluto self identify.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ChatGPT gives no fucks about being sued...

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Quilla @quilla.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

We should be telling the EU to demand that the UK agrees to enforcing equal rights again before they can rejoin. They aren't listening to us but maybe they will pay attention to the EU. Also we don't want the UK to act as a trojan horse of fascism.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Is there a third meaning of the phrase "bad actor"? I want to see if it applies to Laurence Fox as well.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The people of the UK the morning after the Clacton by-election.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Milkshake vendors in Clacton right now.

Sabrina Carpenter with her tongue slightly out her mouth.

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026

new metaphor just dropped

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Quilla @quilla.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I came to a similar conclusion. Don't wait for others to do something you think needs doing. Just get started and others will support you once they see the value of what you are trying to achieve.

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Quilla @quilla.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I really hope Andy Burnham loses Makerfield, even if it means Reform winning.

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Quilla @quilla.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Last time the most prominent transphobe in government became PM, the economy crashed with over 300,000 people pushed into poverty and only a lettuce remaining victorious.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Anyone up for starting a party called "Reform Elections"?

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

"A second Scottish Green seat has been taken from the SNP"

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Ballot Box Scotland @ballotbox.scot · 07/05/2026

Excited to share the BBS results page for the 2026 Scottish Parliament election. True to form, there's going to be more data on here than you can shake a stick at, giving you the most in-depth rundown available anywhere! This will all update automatically throughout the day, so refresh often!

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2026 Scottish Parliament Election Results

Quick links: Seats Won and Count Progress Constituency Results Regional Results (by Constituency) Regional Results (by Region) Vote Swings by Constituency Whilst you wait for results, you can chec…

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 15/04/2026

labour: reform won't protect women! meanwhile @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social:

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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Scottish Labour manifesto is out, don’t vote for them

• Delivering single-sex spaces on the basis of biological sex, in NHS wards, schools, sport and everyday life by upholding the Equality Act and delivering clear instructions to public services on how to comply with their legal obligations to women and to trans people.
• Keeping women's prisons for women, instructing the Scottish Prison Service to remove all biologically male prisoners from women's prisons within days of the election.
• Recommit the NHS to delivering single sex wards on the basis of biological sex, and ensuring patients can request same sex provision wherever possible.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

FYI, its not just Jodie Foster who would be impressed, I think most of the women in the world would be at this point, so don't get hung up on the one actress.

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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 14/03/2026

Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.😢

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Dear flagshaggers of Redditch and the surrounding area. I suggest you stick to the England flag rather than the Union Jack. I saw dozens of them as I drove home today and pretty much half of them were upside down.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The best way for Iran to force America to back down is to start assassinating their billionaires. Their yachts and homes will be very, very vulnerable.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Amateur. This is the former Scottish First Minister after a rugby match.

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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Anyone citing Cass as justification for rolling back affirming healthcare is enabling genocide.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I must admit I'm surprised Andrew Mountbatten Windsor didn't hang himself after being left alone in a prison cell. I expect he's pleasantly surprised as well.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday you sweaty nonce. Happy birthday to you.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I'm really worried his actions are bringing the FIFA Peace Prize into disrepute.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I want the next Aardman film to ne called "Where Beagles Dare" about a group of renegade beagles who rescue other beagles from animal testing labs. And by labs I mean labradors.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

So have his military told him to fuck right off on Greenland or that he needs to wait six months for summer before invading?

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Jesus fucking Christ it's like they made Spinal Tap collectively the president.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I never expected the apocalypse to be this fucking stupid.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Just off the phone with the White House. Apparently if I give Trump the Groundworks Community Award we won back in 2019 for our campaign on sewage pollution he'll send a team of SEALs to kidnap the Chief Executive of Scottish Water and put him on trial for ecocide.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

We should consider the holes on Trump's golf courses to be gender neutral toilets.

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

In 1938, after Hitler took Austria and European leaders gave Hitler a huge chunk of Czechoslovakia, the world hoped Hitler would not try to conquer any other countries. They were wrong. The lesson was that leaders must swiftly unite to stop these type of leaders. Same rule applies now to Trump.

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

BREAKING NEWS: ICE have already deported President Maduro and his wife to Venezuela.

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Meta Resistance @metaresistance.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

ICE OUT OF HARLEM!!!!!!!!! You already know, let's start 2026 out the right way. Oh, by the way, whatever happened to the slam to the ground, knee on neck? HARLEM DOES NOT WANT YOU HERE... OUT!!!!!!!!

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 27/12/2025

It's getting funnier with every passing year bsky.app/profile/stei...

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas everyone and remember, not being arsed with the king isn't just for Christmas, divine right and privilege by birth can be despised all year round.

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Monica Lennon @monicalennon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Why the 2026 Holyrood election matters more than you think. 🧵 In my latest Sunday Mail column, I’m digging into the rise of Reform UK and what it means for Scotland. We can’t afford to ignore the threat of "populism" that offers easy slogans but zero solutions for the working class.

A full-page newspaper spread from the Sunday Mail featuring an op-ed by Monica Lennon. The main headline is in bold red text: "Politics doesn't stop for Christmas." Below it, the sub-headline warns against letting "Grinch-like Nigel Farage steal Christmas." The article includes a photo of Monica Lennon on the left and a political cartoon of the Grinch on the right. A prominent blue sidebar in the middle of the text is titled "Tackling the housing emergency," and another pull-quote states: "His party could give a present to Tories." The footer identifies Monica Lennon as a Scottish Labour MSP for Central Scotland.

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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Well that’s cheered me up no end

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Stuart Forbes @stuartforbes.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Rob Reiner and Donald Trump. A perfect example of the fine line between clever and stupid.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

In 2018 I said I had never met the Russian Ambassador. And to prove it, here I am in 2013 not meeting him.

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