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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal

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robynbennis.com 🌈⚧️ I used to write technical documents before AI ate my job. But I've bounced back and now run a thriving [placeholder] business.

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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 58m
Fort Madison, just over the Mississippi River. Though I'm told there's a movement to rename it "Fort Treasonous Slaveowner".
Fort Madison (v1.0)
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 5h
One question. Okay, a lot of questions, but one stands out. Why is he going so hard for the face? Does he think he can give the robot a concussion? A nosebleed?
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 8h
Here's home for a couple of days. www.amtrak.com/southwest-ch...
A wee little Amtrak roomette.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eating live worms to cope with the mortality your money can't save you from.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rewatching By Dawn's Early Light this evening, one of the all time best cold war oopsiedoodle movies. I put it up w/ Failsafe & The Day After (though not quite in Dr. Strangelove Territory). It was on HBO in the early 90's and then just kind of disappeared. Anyone other than me remember this one?
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By Dawn's Early Light
YouTube video by Jeff Adams
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ICYMI | Cover Reveal: Legends of Arilland by Alethea Kontis 🌟 rebeccacrunden.com/2026/09/20/c...
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Cover Reveal: Legends of Arilland by Alethea Kontis
Cover art and interior illustration by Caitlin Greer.PRE-ORDER LINK Blurb:Even “Once upon a time” has its once upon a time. Once upon a time, all of the famous fairy tales came from one family: the…
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Geonn Cannon @geonncannon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh hey! This has been delayed so long for various reasons I almost went a whole month without realizing! The paperback for Miss Atomic 1962 is available now! 😃It's about a struggling magician and the ghost of a showgirl working together for fame, fortune, and love. 😁 www.amazon.com/dp/1967304017
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feeling better and better about my decision to never pay for anything I can steal.
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David D. Levine @daviddlevine.com · 24/09/2026
Very pleased to announce that my story "Rust" (originally published in the September/October 2025 issue of Analog) will be reprinted in the 2026 edition of anthology "Think Weirder: The Year's Best Science Fiction Ideas" edited by Joe Stech.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy to report that right-wing radio is only about 20% shitting on minorities these days. The rest is damage control for whatever stupid thing the president did the day before, as he falls deeper and deeper into narcissistic collapse.
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S.M. Mack (Smack) | Editor for hire @whatsmacksaid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
10 days to go and we still only have 12 backers. Please toss us a few bucks if you can! Wolfsong Variations by Empty Box Press: www.kickstarter.com/projects/828...
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Wolfsong Variations
An anthology of werewolf stories by writers who don't usually write werewolf stories
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Republicans in 1986: My friends aren't racist. Republicans in 1996: My friends aren't racist. Republicans in 2006: My friends aren't racist. Republicans in 2016: My friends aren't racist. Republicans in 2026: I've just discovered that my friends are racist. WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS TO THEM?
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm begging everyone to not remind the president that he's the president, the next time he forgets.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nice to see a centrist Democrat buck the trend of shitting on a tiny minority to woo voters who will never, ever vote for a centrist Democrat.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This policy was drafted for the benefit of exactly one guy Kash was in a frat with, wasn't it?
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can we please go ONE WEEK without another round of "with us you get mauled by a wolf, with them you get mauled by a bear, pick one" followed by shock & confusion when we get uptight instead of meekly choosing the wolf? It's starting to become stressful.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pretty sure Monica was talking to the cardboard cutout of me the nice people at the cafe leave out whenever I can't make a coffee date.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I suggested calling this "Character and Plot Prompts Made Easy with Dark Magic" but @booksofm.com vetoed it for some reason. Still a great resource. www.amazon.com/dp/B0HJ956RPG
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Amazon.com
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I see it's "good news, we're going to sacrifice you to the volcano so it will spare the rest of us, why are you so mad and ungrateful?" season again. hurray
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have only one critique. Per T2, Skynet would have been nothing but a churning algorithm of helpless despair in a box if they didn't trust it with the nuclear codes.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, did you know MapQuest hasn't caved to our mad emperor's whims AND it lets you be a gay unicorn?
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hello, IT? My cat's head came loose again.
The world's cutest cat's big ass butt with his head turned completely around.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This morning I saw a claim that trans women have "taken" 900 medals and championships from cis women (no, those are not the terms they used, how did you know?). I did something I don't usually do: I went to the TERF source.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
1Password has been kind of shit for the past five years or so, anyway. Great time to bail.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Enjoying that classic combo, pecan pie sprinkled with butthole shrimp.
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🎃 🕯️ Monica Valentinelli is Sipping Tea. 🐈‍⬛ ☕ @booksofm.com · 28/08/2026
Hiya! The development for Shards of Remorsica on Patreon continues! For August, enjoy a free post about the decisions I've made for art and layout without the use of genAI. In this post, you'll also find tips for affordable or free images as well. Check it out! www.patreon.com/booksofm/pos...
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[August Reward] Art and Layout Design Notes | Monica Valentinelli
Heya, This month I'm offering my design notes about my upcoming solo journaling game, Shards of Remorsica, for free to everyone. I think the
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Your regularly scheduled reminder that this is eugenics.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel like, if I ever used a household item that caused this, I'd already know about it.
AI slop of a man staring upward with empty, dead eyes, as his fucking soul leaves his body.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's not a back brace, it's an orthopedic corset.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"No American should be told that their political beliefs make them responsible for hatred or violence directed against them." Nearly choked on my coffee when I read that. Now do Dems who smugly observe that queer people invited their own destruction by putting pronouns in e-mails.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's a deeply unfair analysis. They're not PRO-genocide in general. They just have no strong opinions about the genocide of certain people. Vote blue no matter who, y'all.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Anyone else remember this weird-ass 90's show about the first man on Mars becoming a cop when he got home?
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Super Force (1990-1992) - Intro
YouTube video by Media Graveyard
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Still can't fucking believe these things took my job.
AI-generated review summary of 1 review, noting how different reviewers feel about the product.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Unsurprisingly, chatGPT is programmed to pretend you're a genius and compliment your brilliance at every opportunity. It's a safe space for the terminally savvy.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A major plot point in my leftist-supervillain origin story came in 2009. Dems had a 60-vote supermajority in the senate for something like 6 months. When they unexpectedly lost it in a MA special election, there were stories about how RELIEVED Democratic senators were at not having to pass the ACA.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
SCOTUS heading into year 2 of the "there's no rule against a dog playing basketball" era.
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Chief Justice Roberts lets work on Trump's White House ballroom continue
The Supreme Court’s chief justice is allowing the White House to continue construction on President Donald Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom project for now, as it considers an emergency appea...
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Zig Zag Claybourne @zzclaybourne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bobo the Mag didn't disable techbro subs just so you can ask ChatGpt how to swallow chewed food. Book: Afro Puffs Are the Antennae of the Universe ancillaryreviewofbooks.org/2021/01/18/t...
Octopus arms below the text "Could any shark ever say it'd tasted even the tip of one of the strawberry tentacles of Bobo the Magnificent? Only if it was lying."
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Zig Zag Claybourne @zzclaybourne.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm tender-ankled yo. *throws ALL the books out there*
Buncha book covers by the same writer, Zig Zag Claybourne. BUNCHA BOOK COVERS.
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Zig Zag Claybourne @zzclaybourne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In the writing world I am a tiny fish. The ocean is vast. But I work those flippers. The conclusion comes this fall. www.kickstarter.com/projects/obs...
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AimEEK!! Ogden @aimeeogdenwrites.com · 18/08/2026
My debut novella is still out there for people who want a queer sci-fi update of The Little Mermaid! (It’s certainly all the rage recently with fake AI book club spammers, but perhaps you, a Real Human, would enjoy it too??)
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Sun-Daughters, Sea-Daughters
One woman will travel to the stars and beyond to save h…
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Interesting, too, that some of the same Democrats who've cited uncooperative media to excuse their limp messaging, now believe it's out of bounds to entice media cooperation. Some days it feels like the leading voices in the Democratic party are all allergic to having agency.
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🎃 🕯️ Monica Valentinelli is Sipping Tea. 🐈‍⬛ ☕ @booksofm.com · 19/08/2026
Top 5 Things I Should Only Say in the Halloween Aisle at Michael's... 1. Yeah, I have enough eyeballs right now. 2. Honey, do you need more skeletons? 3. These chains don't look very secure. 4. Is that blood super sticky? Looks fresh, though. 5. I don't know how I feel about that rat.
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Evil Laugh Jack-o'-Lantern: Om Nom
ALT: Evil Laugh Jack-o'-Lantern: Om Nom
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If Trump was Commander in Chief of the Hittites: "I'm ordering the redesign of all chariots to use skates instead of wheels. Wheels are noisy and they give people onkos. Angh angh angh angh! My uncle was a temple scribe, so I'm an expert on wheels."
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Warehouse burning with the fury of an early-ordovician volcanic trap under headling "Drone attacks spark large fires at Wildberries hubs near Moscow" with disaster girl in foreground.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Plotting your doom and looking adorable doing it.
The world's cutest cat shooting a death-stare ay you but curled into a ball and his adorable little paws are draped over his fuzzy wuzzy tail and his cute little nose is tucked under it.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Still looking for an internist who specializes in crocodile reed basket owl issues.
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This has to be some kind of political statement. (Cat not shown)
Aftermath of the world's cutest cat having an adventure of some sort while I was away.
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🎃 🕯️ Monica Valentinelli is Sipping Tea. 🐈‍⬛ ☕ @booksofm.com · 10/08/2026
New! Audiobook, @uncannymagazine.bsky.social Kickstarter, @robynbennis.bsky.social genAI Guest Post, and More! booksofm.beehiiv.com/p/new-audiob...
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New! Audiobook, Uncanny Kickstarter, Bennis genAI Guest Post, and More!
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Robyn Bennis, Gender Criminal @robynbennis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Are we sure these people aren't just the Confidence hallucination from Red Dwarf? Because that would explain a lot.
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Zig Zag Claybourne @zzclaybourne.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Obvious Things Said Cheap: A massive police force is a sign of a malfunctioning society.
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