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Spencer

@stryker1sf.bsky.social
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I'm a forensic accountant, RSL fan and Ute fan living in LA. Now release the robotic Richard Simmons...

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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Respect
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@annoyedobrien.bsky.social Chief, the QuarkCoin scam claimed another Federation ship.
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@mlsist.bsky.social Your twitter account has been hacked
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/07/2026
Offside xkcd.com/3268/
Comic. [chessboard with red dotted line and flag at second line. Highlighted rook is positioned next to King behind the red line.]  [caption] I thought I had checkmate, but I didn’t realize my rook was offside.
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And as the good Reverend would say, “Why we’re on this particular mission, we’ll never know. But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again.”
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ID4 in Real Time @1996id4.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
AN AMERICAN PILOT HAS FLOWN HIS PLANE INTO THE MOUTH OF THE ALIEN SHIP WITH A LIVE MISSILE AND TRIGGERED A MASSIVE EXPLOSION!!
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
To quote TGS, “So good!!!”
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Here we go…
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 31/05/2026
San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa
A guy in a cowboy costume holding a bottle of "Mexican Sauce"
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@matthew-montgomery.com
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com
boompane.ordoliberal.com
Boompane
King of the Hill Quote Search
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
GOAL!!!!!
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Post a banger that is not in English youtu.be/D_2bluVPsb0?...
youtu.be
Duel of the Fates
YouTube video by John Williams - Topic
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Technically not a catch but an incredible display of athleticism
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@therealcheftom.bsky.social Aww, look how cute…
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
cam rising will probably gain another year of eligibility for avengers: doomsday
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
A typical D&D party will go on adventures, fight monsters, save kingdoms. My daughter’s campaign is setting up a bear Fight Club.
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Spread was Broncos -7.5
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Decompress the main shuttle bay
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"You see, your holiness, there are 8 to 12 players. Two wizards. A maverick. The arbiter. Two warriors. A corporal, and a ledgerman. Now the ledgerman just keeps score, and he wears this hat"
Adam Scott meeting the Pope
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 08/11/2025
this court has blatant disregard for teammates and is headed to “area 51”
the infamous texas pee chart
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/10/2025
Utah is playing chess and Colorado is biting each piece to check if it's made out of chocolate
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/10/2025
The Konami Code spelled out with a Star Trek theme
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Matt @itsmatt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
🎶Hello Rose Bowl my old friend🎶 🎶I’ve come to talk with you again🎶
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com You’re probably able to spread this better than I can frequentmiler.com/get-100-atmo...
frequentmiler.com
Get 100 Atmos Rewards Points whenever your soccer club scores a goal
Atmos Rewards is offering 100 points to members whenever their local NWSL club scores a goal during a home match.
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Used a template from the other site and created the University of Utah Scorigami
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
What kind of cursed item is this?
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syn @syn.horse · 25/06/2025
oh no
A plush Jean-Luc Picard next to a 5-pack of lightbulbs showing only four bulbs in the illustration
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Choo choo
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
that’s nothing, a couple months ago he went 144 when he was supposed to go 25
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Rich Cook @rajcook.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Trump at today's paradeLisa (face down at a kitchen table): "Happy birthday to me." (crying)
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
WHOA!!!
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🌈🦇🖖 squarejane 🖖🦇🌈 @squarejane.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
When your interests collide. TROGDOOOOOOR!!! #startrek #trogdor #strongbad
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Randydeluxe @randydeluxe.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Today is Vanilla Ice Day (Observed)
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
On this Mother’s Day, don’t be somebody’s fool youtu.be/RO6JiFztJdg?...
youtu.be
Mr. T - Treat Your Mother Right
YouTube video by 25Robbo25
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Lousy Smarch weather
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Spencer @stryker1sf.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Describe your account in one Simpsons image
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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