Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Advice of the day, if everyone in your home state rejoices when you are indicted on 4 counts of felony mortgage fraud, you may want to rethink your life’s decisions. 100
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Today I learned that the bar at Lagoon Park goes through a bottle of Malort per week in the summertime. Apparently the $6 per shot price tag has something to do with it. 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Sitting in mass inside a church that was featured in a Steven King mini series back in the day… and all I can think is about the images from the show. 210
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One of my favorite things about ChatGPT is the way it’s pronounced in French, it sounds like “chat, j’ai pété,” which translates to, “cat, I have farted.” This brings so much joy! 100
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This is strange. Did food safety best practices change? Since when is it recommended to cook chicken beyond 165? Hint: food code hasn’t changed. 411
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My grandpa was not a cook, by any means. His approach to cooking veggies was to boil the life out of them. The one thing he taught me, hat holds true today: if you harvest corn, get it cooked as soon as possible to maintain its sweetness. 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 07/08/2026@guster.bsky.social @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social Thanks for hosting On the Ocean in Maine. Our family has been able to explore things we would have never otherwise experienced in the desert of Utah! 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ahhhh this is what we in the business call “The Devil’s Interest rate.” Granted, I call any rate above 5% the devils interest rate. 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026@brianrosenworcel.bsky.social Happy Birthday sir!!! 120
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s so hot and dry in Utah today that the pine boughs are turning brown and wilting off the cell phone towers 030
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I asked ChatGPT to take a headshot and make it patriotic… it went from this… 110
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026OK, who had Egypt up 2-0 against Argentina on their World Cup bracket? 100
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Could be a drone show… could be an attack on Moscow 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Seems appropriate to cheer for France today… after all, without their support during the revolutionary war, we’d all still be speaking English. Vive la France! 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 27/06/2026So funny thing. I purchased an item from Amazon that weighed ~50 lbs, and was bulky. It then went on sale… by a LOT! Instead of just crediting the difference, Amazon paid to ship a replacement item and return the original… Amazon is paying shipping both ways instead of just issuing a credit. 110
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Ok… seriously. How is Türkiye missing all these shots? 100
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Was just going to comment on how disciplined the Australian defense was playing… and then we scored. 100
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026So much soccer… almost too much… (kidding, there’s no such thing as TOO much soccer). This is by far the best month out of every 48 months. 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This Curaçao game is giving me life. What a great story. Looks like the entire population of the country is in the stadium. 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Why do the World Cup corner flags look like they’re recycled oil rags? 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Hard to believe this girl is now a senior in High School. Fun fact, in her Sunday school class they did a project called “Path to Piety.” Her path took her from home, to church, to Rio Tinto Stadium. 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Just got an email from a "Crew Jones" and I can't help but wonder if his parents were fans of the movie "Rad?" (Yes, I know it's actually "Cru"). 😘 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Today I learned that Dee Snider used “O Come All Ye Faithful” as a melodic pattern for “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and now I can’t stop hearing the similarities. 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Discovered a petunia today that glows in the dark, aka, “Firefly Petunias.” Bioluminescent flowers available for sale… who knew? 050
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026@guster.bsky.social In Montreal and made a goal to be spoken to in both French and English. Thank you “When We Were Stars!!” 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Bar nibbles… something tells me I’m not in Kansas. 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 10/05/2026This is a new one from @aircanada.bsky.social... for an upcoming flight "Seat selection for this flight is not available through Air Canada. Please complete your seat selection with Air Canada." So Air Canada can't help me... but Air Canada can. 110
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 04/05/2026If you’re flying out of Salt Lake today… pack a lunch… line for TSA is out the door. Longest I’ve ever seen. 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Remembering fondly the time I told the wait staff to 86 the pork chops, which obviously meant to go out and kill every pork chop in the restaurant. 120
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 28/04/2026This is 100% accurate. Why do we call the main course an entrée? 110
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Today I learned - after the Housemartins broke up, their bassist, Norman Cook, released a solo album under the stage name “Fatboy Slim.” Seriously, was not expecting a Housemartins/Fatboy Slim connection today. 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 15/04/2026At the Salt Lake airport there is a kiosk offering help finding a lost phone. To access the help you need to scan a QR code… which requires a phone. Which you’ve lost. 010
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 13/04/2026This is no different than the Israelites building a golden calf while Moses was on Mt Sinai. I’m begging for forgiveness on behalf of our country. 011
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Last year we had seats up front at a @guster concert… my kid pocketed a ping pong ball after Airport Song. Hey friends. What’s the official ruling on ill gotten ping pong balls? 000
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Who TF wrote this speech? It sounds like a drunken 3rd grader put it together. 130
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 01/04/2026“Dad, come quick. Water is running down the stairs!!!!!” 120
Chef Tom @therealcheftom.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I’ve missed having @realsaltlake.com soccer on TV. 010