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@fraize.com
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Founder of Star Trek Unlimited, Former Lead Merchant Monkey for ThinkGeek. Your misanthropic best friend.

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Fraize @fraize.com · 9h
rabbit rabbit rabbit #StarTrek
Oh, my stars and garters!I’m late!I’m late!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 29/09/2026
Oh I’m definitely going to use this for something. Just not sure what.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 27/09/2026
Me: so I’ve started my third rewatch of Lower Decks… They: so…? Me: this year. They:
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Brad Boimler: Buddy, That's Adorable
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Fraize @fraize.com · 24/09/2026
Is it the accent? It's the accent, isn't it?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
“INTERPHASE: Transwarp Drive’s Mirror-Universe Secrets and Why the Technology Was Abandoned” It wasn’t Montgomery Scott’s sabotage of Excelsior that doomed transwarp drive, but that Interphase encroachment and Mirror Universe crossovers led Starfleet Intelligence to ban its development.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/09/2026
The Xerox 820-II microcomputer. Z-80 with 128 megabytes of RAM, and dual 8-inch floppies. It ran CP/M and was an absolute beast of its day.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/09/2026
My least favorite part of visiting my old home town was when I went from seeing a Cyber Truck a month to seeing 6 in a single hour.
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Man's Disgusted 'Ew Nope' Reaction
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/09/2026
It's a show I'd watch...!
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Fraize @fraize.com · 14/09/2026
3D Printing Community: We can make fully articulated action figures, starship models, even replacement parts for machines that stopped being manufactured decades ago. We help break the hold rampant-consumerism has on society. Me: I made a trash can for my spent coffee grounds. #PeakEngineering
A 3D printed silver trash can exclusively for coffee grounds.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/09/2026
Hard to believe 27 years have gone by. We will never forget the heroes of Moonbase Alpha.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/09/2026
There was apparently a large green meteor over Northern Virginia overnight, but my doorbell camera only caught the sky lighting up.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 07/09/2026
And a happy Labor Daybor to all who celebrate.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 04/09/2026
I know there's a lot of my fellow Trekkies unhappy with Chronitons Through The Hourglass, but I would gladly give my left nacelle for a daily one hour soap opera set in the 23rd century. No VFX, just costumes, sets, and people being extra. GIMME! C'MON, GIMME!
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Mr. Spock in Star Trek: TOS
Alt: Spock exuberantly agrees
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Fraize @fraize.com · 02/09/2026
In a bizarre transporter / multiverse-crossover accident, the Enterprise is converted to LEGO, transporter chief Kyle into some generic white guy. #StrangeNewWorlds_Season6
Transporter Chiefs Kyle and Kyle from Strange New Worlds and The Original Series, respectively.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 01/09/2026
"The Most Toys"
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Without changing a single word... What Star Trek episode or film title could also be a porn title? Borrowing this from Bill George on Facebook! My submission: The Measure Of A Man 😉
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Fraize @fraize.com · 31/08/2026
Everybody is mad at Google and Apple for changing their maps, but I'm out here wondering what kind of pressure they're under to capitulation. I want to believe they're not leaping to lick boots otherwise they'd be changing the name for every nation, and not just the US.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 28/08/2026
Come on, guys. Completely unnecessary. What's wrong with you? #StarTrek
Commander Una Chin-Riley suffers a compound fracture of her leg in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 26/08/2026
Things happen in threes. Just sayin'.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 26/08/2026
Goddammit.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/08/2026
This is where I post from.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 12/08/2026
Conspiracy fruitcakes think there'll be a "Gravity glitch" today at 9:23am Eastern time. Somebody better get eyes on Chancellor Gorkon and General Chang 'cause shit's about to go down. #startrek #projectanchor
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Fraize @fraize.com · 30/07/2026
Today I learned I do not like horror in my Star Trek. If you like it, that's fine. Infinite diversity and that. It's just not for me.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 27/07/2026
I don’t understand how anybody couldn’t like Supergirl. They must hate fun.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 23/07/2026
Oh no, the Shuttlecraft Curie looks like a Cybertruck and now I can’t unsee it. #strangenewworlds
The shuttlecraft Curie from Star Trek Strange New Worlds
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Fraize @fraize.com · 18/07/2026
Stepped outside for 15 minutes to get dinner and I'm coughing and my eyes are red like they used to get in my best friend's basement. Somebody put on Dark Side of the Moon and get me some Combos.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 12/07/2026
So close.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/07/2026
Best STAR TREK Captain. Wrong answers only.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 09/07/2026
I have a pimple right where my readers sit on my nose so I've made all my fonts huge so I can work.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 05/07/2026
Okay that's enough.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 26/06/2026
You’ve Wumba’d your last Chumba.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 20/06/2026
No notes.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 17/06/2026
Today I’m reminded once again to follow up on your dreams because somebody else will steal them from you.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 14/06/2026
Stargate SG-1
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/06/2026
She: What are you doing with that road cone? Me: *puts cone on my head* I drank the drug-blood and now I am a wizard...!
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Nandor the Vampire with Traffic Cone Hat
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Fraize @fraize.com · 13/06/2026
What’s the psychology of people who put their hands all over the sneezeguard glass when identifying which ingredient to add to your Chipotle bowl? It’s gross enough in here, I don’t want to see your whole handprint between me and my pinto beans.
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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Fraize @fraize.com · 07/06/2026
Just woke up from a dream where me, @wilwheaton.net, and Adam Scott were hanging out and joking how we weren’t allowed to be in the same room with each other for continuity purposes. Weird.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 06/06/2026
Yourself, but as a cartoon.
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Brad Boimler Pondering in Lower Decks
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Fraize @fraize.com · 06/06/2026
Friday night ragebait: Using GIFs only, which beloved scifi franchise have you started multiple times but just can't get into? I'll start.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 05/06/2026
Men, what's stopping you from dressing this way?
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Fraize @fraize.com · 27/05/2026
Do you miss ThinkGeek? Ever wonder what those delightful nerds are up to? @minimuseumshop.bsky.social gives you a chance to own a piece of history with their latest Walking Dead Mini Museum pieces! Want zombie blood? They got it. A hunk of Lucille? Got it. Only 8 days left to get yours!
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The Walking Dead Mini Museum Prop Collection
Your Personal Museum with 32 Objects From the World of The Walking Dead - An AMC and Mini Museum Collaboration
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Fraize @fraize.com · 22/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Depeche Mode New Order Pearl Jam Peter Gabriel Beastie Boys The Police Tears for Fears Genesis Mudhoney Toad the Wet Sprocket
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Fraize @fraize.com · 19/05/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
The Jet Car from Buckaroo Banzai
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Fraize @fraize.com · 14/05/2026
I’ve been to the Arizona. It’s a solemn place - an extremely inappropriate location for snorkeling. This absolutely makes my blood boil. apnews.com/article/fbi-...
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Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel's Hawaii trip included 'VIP snorkel' at a Pearl Harbor memorial
Government emails obtained by The Associated Press show that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a “VIP snorkel” session last summer at the USS Arizona Memorial in Pearl Harbor.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 12/05/2026
I don't want him to die just yet. Here's why. They can't pressure him to change course on Iran, tariffs, the economy etc. bc he can't without paying a political cost. If he dies they can say, "we're picking up the flag and we keep running" invoking some Mel Gibson in 'The Patriot' bullshit.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 10/05/2026
Ever just put Toto's Africa on repeat and listen to it all morning? www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7pL... ...yeah, me neither...
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a young boy in a yellow shirt is holding a cup of coffee .
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Fraize @fraize.com · 08/05/2026
The average American has three friends.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 04/05/2026
Of interests to members of Starfleet c. 2273 only, May The Fourth Be With You. #maythefourth
XCV-330 Enterprise illustration. Artist unknown.The V'Ger Probe, in the form of Lt. Ilia, and Cdr. Decker inspecting other ships named Enterprise c. 2273.
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Fraize @fraize.com · 04/05/2026
I don't know about y'all, but I keep La Forge in my heart every day. #maythefourth
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