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Stretch Cunningham

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Patric Reynolds @patricjreynolds.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Living in America is like being locked in a windowless room with a chimp holding a hand grenade. Sure, I'm relieved when he gets distracted and throws his own poop instead of pulling the pin, but in the end I'm still locked in a room with him.
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Dear Lorne Michaels, apologize to and unban Rage Against the Machine and invite them to regroup and perform on SNL please.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
#3E #EndImpunity #GoodVsEvil #JusticeForGood
Good (Renee Good, left) Vs Evil (ICE murderer, right)
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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
hey, remember when Kamala Harris warned everyone that Trump would use the military on us, and the press was all "shut up, laughing lady, prove you worked at McDonald's"? that was fun, wasn't it
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
His team is generally aware of this, and it's why they double- and triple-down on "border," "crime control" and "immigration/deportation," as these things he has somewhat wider support on.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
South Park nails another, lol
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 02/07/2025
If Bluesky is the kind of echo chamber where I don’t have to see people laughing and cheering about immigrants being fed to alligators, I’m fine with that.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The more I think about it, the less I'm surprised this is happening in America. We have a sordid history of bigotry ("whites only" and "women can't vote" weren't *that* long ago). As demographics browned, it was only a matter of time before it erupted under the right circumstances of fire-spitters.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sending thoughts and prayers tonight to Matt Yglesias, Jonathan Chait, Ritchie Torres, Charlie Kirk, Libs of TikTok, and many more.
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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
An entire generation of people raised on memes and Fox News who are just completely unable to separate propaganda from reality. If there is a crisis, it’s epistemological. Fascists will try to bend reality to their ideology, but this always fails in the long run with tons of damage along the way.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 07/06/2025
White flight ☠️😂
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TRIFAN @trifan.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
It's like all the idiots and drunks who yell at the refs at their kid's game are now in charge.
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 09/05/2025
So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Trump single-handedly keeps the Liberal Party as Canada’s leadership, lol.
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Global trade news today and for the next few months
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Jennifer N. Victor @jenvictor.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
PM Carney's message is simulateously tragically sad and inspirationally hopeful. I count myself among the many Americans who stand with you, Canada, and against the tyranical regime in the US.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
They knew. They *always* knew. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulvb...
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MST3K - Trump References
YouTube video by Tarlcabot25
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 09/03/2025
Breaking News: Mark Carney, a banker, will replace Justin Trudeau as Canada’s Liberal Party leader and the country’s prime minister. The party chose him to take on President Trump amid a generational crisis in Canada’s relationship with the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/09/w...
Mark Carney is wearing a dark blue suit, white shirt and blue tie. A Canadian flag is pinned to his lapel. A headline reads: "Mark Carney to Be the Next Prime Minister of Canada." Photo by Andrej Ivanov/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#SNL cold open… here we go
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#Ukraine #SaveOurSouls youtu.be/IoGa-AtDkqU?...
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CLAN OF XYMOX – Save Our Souls (Official Video)
YouTube video by Trisol Music Group
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Sprite @cannasprite.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I STAND WITH ZELENSKYY!
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a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
ALT: a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
"Woke just means you give a damn about other people." - Jane Fonda
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
“Today, DEI has become the new N-word; the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism.” My latest for the Guardian, in which I cite Lee Atwater, and bring lots of receipts. Sorry, but it has to be said:
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What Republicans really mean when they blame 'DEI' | Mehdi Hasan
Referencing DEI is the new rightwing abstraction deployed by Republicans to conceal their anti-Black racism
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
"They say 'we'll kill them off, take their land and go there for vacation'." www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KA9...
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Rage Against The Machine - Darkness Of Greed (Lyrics)
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The Onion @theonion.com was off by just 2 years when they wrote this prophetic gem in 2020. theonion.com/report-this-...
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Report: This A Goddamn Walk In The Park Compared To What’s Coming In 2027
WASHINGTON—Suggesting that Americans should enjoy these halcyon days while they still can, a new report from the Pew Research Center confirmed Thursday that this is a goddamn walk in the park compared...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/01/2025
I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 20/01/2025
From monumental legislative successes to steady leadership amid our nation’s greatest challenges, Joe Biden gave us 4 years of reunification, recovery, and revitalization. Trump will try to steal the credit, but it was Biden who delivered it for us. Thank you, President Biden.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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