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Stretch Cunningham

@stretchcunningham.bsky.social
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Michigander.

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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meanwhile a close “advisor”to the sitting president has thoughts.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nailed it:
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This bit is among the more disturbing passages. He could go well beyond just "cussing" and she'd feel she'd "deserve" it.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And even after J6, constant election denialism, felony convictions and hard-right Project 2025 promises, the fact that he was above water by so much out of the gate in Term 2 is really something.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Same vibe
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Do you want that in the can?"
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Let me hook you up with a bathing suit, Focker.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Or nothing a little AI direction can't fix.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sometimes AI can be useful...
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Ah, better...
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Meanwhile in Michigan:
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Meanwhile MSNOW could've done better than this sane-washing.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So basically he's saying this many people were there, *plus* 50,000 more. Lol.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Photo surfaced of a younger Megyn:
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I assume she voiced the same concerns after Trump's heartwarming Easter morning post, right?
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Prison Mike vibes
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mocking a joyous classroom scene while cheerleading Iran bombing footage is so MAGA on-brand. And leave it to Watters to obsess over his male sexuality insecurities for the millionth time.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Mara-Lagoing continues on, little by little.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
MAGA saw a bikini-clad girl up to her shoulders in water that would unalive you in 30 seconds and thought, “Yep, totally legit.”
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Quite honestly I half-expected this guy to shout at someone saying that coffee is for closers only.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is how deep the cult is dug in:
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We need to stop believing this has anything more than an ice cube‘s chance in hell of happening.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“Our country was DEAD”
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Yup
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Photo leaked of MTG and Fetterman at an undisclosed location a while ago, transferring their foreign policy viewpoints.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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