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Stretch Cunningham

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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the song title is basically pulled from the bio of some of the worst, vile, un-Christ-like people on social media.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s that ~35% Trump-approval floor segment. Where culture wars (including Christian nationalism, white supremacy, etc.) are paramount to their ideology.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is just begging for that North Korean anchorwoman gif, but it's just too easy.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t underestimate how much culture wars and white grievance fuel his support and take precedence over war, economy and foreign policy. ”He hates who I hate” is sadly a powerful drug.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Moreover, a ~35% Trump approval poll is a smokescreen. Because a chunk of that “disapproval“ crowd still won‘t vote Democrat. If the 2024 election were held again tomorrow it’d be another nailbiter.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I’m working my ass off on the dinner stuff, that you know, who gives a f*** about the dinner utensils and distinguished guests? But I need to do it, right?" - Maybe Melania when she's not tweeting
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It was never really about "illegal" or "they won't assimilate." It's the White Man fear of being outnumbered demographically. That's it.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Terminator 2 Skynet
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Samuel L Jackson's Shocked Reaction
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Love me some Canadians and Carney. But am I off-base here in thinking that 60% isn't an "eye-popping" level of approval? I guess the gap above Trump is notable. But I'm a bit surprised it's not higher than that.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, I admit it, Trump was perfect. Every cabinet head is a complete imbecile subservient to one master. He didn't make a 'mistake' and accidentally appoint someone who turned out reasonable and pragmatic. Every one of them is wretched.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And that headline itself is atrocious and more-than-subtely gives credence to their actions. Media is so subservient.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CBS News morphing into Fox Lite was also been a kick to the groin.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So if the vast majority of Republicans believe government is so corrupt, and we all know Republicans control all branches of government, are we to assume that they simply don't care?
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Getting Better" + "About the Same" = 36%. Basically Trump's approval rating the past few months.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So what this tells me is a very large proportion of Republicans agree (admit) that government corruption is widespread, and that vast majority of them simply don't care.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I cough up $35 and name a star after him, will he finally stop? star-naming.com/pages/name-a...?
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Name a Star After Someone You Love
Name a star after someone you love with their name, date and personal dedication on the certificate, registry entry and app experience.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looks like Steve Martin's evil twin.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Seems like this should be a bigger deal." If I had a dollar for every time this statement was correctly evoked since 2016.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good morning Miami-Dade County! How's that 2024 vote working out?
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Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) Waves Hello
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And 2020. I've lost count of how many MAGAs believe Biden was in the White House.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m very comfortable with Trump touting a widely unpopular pro-data center position.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Many people still erroneously view Rubio as having old-school "moderate" bona fides. I don't think his approval rating will ever sink badly. And I don't know if it's the last name carrying weight, but RFK Jr.'s numbers should be Pete-level bad.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Now You Do What They Told Ya Zack De La Rocha
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meanwhile a close “advisor”to the sitting president has thoughts.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Anger Management Jack Nicholson
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Crazy Girlfriend Meme
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
More MAGAI slop
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In the wake of Dolly Parton's death, it was inevitable we were going to see some scattered "edgy" responses on TV and social media in order to get attention, likes, reactions, or whatnot.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think Ron’s being a bit tongue in cheek there, not so literal.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MSM and “moderate” Dems never go this hard at *sitting” GOP reps like Fine and Ogles who‘ve said far worse about Muslims, not to mention Trump’s bff Laura Loomer.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Curious to see her social media activity after she leaves her spot. If it's more Trump gushing - which I suspect it will be as I think she's a proud cult member - then all the "she's mad at Trump because he left her on the decoy plane" was just foolish speculation.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
See Nevada and many areas of Europe. Legalization and regulation means removing the pimps and reducing abuse and violence. Not ideal, sure, but far better than the unregulated underworld.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Eh, his reputation ruined over something that should be legal and regulated. He’s separated from his wife so it’s not like he’s got the cheating thing going on.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Now”? Lol.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Eww
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"...and it should be covered as such." It's like an endless refrain. It's 2026, Trump has long been normalized. Actions that would've made headlines and sunk careers years ago are just part of this Reality TV Show.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
HOMES now SHAME, I guess.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
3 more days of her, then we get someone else likely as bad (if not even worse).
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Leavitt leaves her official post in a few days. Curious to see if her Trump gushing continues from her private life. I say it does - she'll always be a cult member - instead of the notion of her being "mad" for being left on a decoy plane.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A combination of: Normalization by MSM, tolerated (even encouraged) by supporters, and numbness - dare I say resignation - by many of the rest. I guess it worked. Just flood the zone with a dozen Watergates per week until people just burn out on it and it's just back-page news.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm not sure what the answer is. Lawsuits may help. I mean sure, politicians and their media sympathizers have bent truth into pretzels since the dawn of time. But seems like the constant firehose of egregious lies on Fox simply cannot go on, legally or otherwise. The network is poison.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I would've been shocked if there *was* pushback on Fox. Granted the network's always been editorially conservative, but it's gone full Pyongyang the past several years. With zero consequences.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm sure Paula was similarly indignant when Trump called Chris Christie, JB Pritzker, Rosie O'Donnell, and a female journalist "fat slobs" and "pigs."
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And yet if the 2024 election were held again next week, it'd be another nail-biter.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bare-boned racism directly from *sitting* GOP reps like Andy Ogles and Randy Fine barely get a glance from MSM. But sure, let's dig deep into past comments made by acquaintances.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Even with the return of a saner Health & Human Services, it's going to be painfully difficult putting that toothpaste back in the tube. The online "did my own research" anti-vaxxers are here to stay.
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Stretch Cunningham @stretchcunningham.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Parton, Tomlin, Fonda and Dabney Coleman were a rock star cast, indeed.
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