stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You are the cowardice & broken dreams that swim around in the bottom of a vodka bottle. 000
Reposted by stray teeth.Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Haggis was the original hot pocket 27123
Reposted by stray teeth.The Ninth Floor @ninthfloorechoes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mac’n cheese today, despair and hopelessness tomorrow ✅ 021
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026@ninthfloorechoes.bsky.social doesn’t consider my truck a vehicle. She says it’s more like a really fast microwave traveling through outer space. 010
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We will live underground—surviving only on corn & strawberries. 110
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love Autumn… All the pumpkins, spices, baked goods, the crispy air, the smell of rotting vegetation, haunted hayrides, summoning the dead, ritual sacrifices… I just love it 🍂 000
Reposted by stray teeth.Some Boo-rown Man 💁🏾♂️ @somebrownman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Round two: a container of milk Round three: a stick of butter 011
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026But first we must consult the great onion growing in the back of the fridge. 153
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Our dishwasher (15 yrs old) was talking about how much he hates geometry. I told him, “I failed geometry, & that’s why I work here.” 210
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My sister: where do jellyfish fish live? My niece (5 yrs): the sea My sister: where do llamas live? My niece (5 yrs): Florida. 000
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When I die I want to turn into an empty Doritos bag & blow away into the horizon. 011
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It smells like strawberries… but tastes like shit. 010
Reposted by stray teeth.chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dance like no one is watching. Because no one is watching. You're in the forest alone because you forgot to invite a sacrifice for the ritual. 618663
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 30/08/2026You’re a lost sock rotting in the yard in the early days of Spring: muddy, moldy… longing for sweet oblivion. 220
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips, yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger. 094
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Pretty sure people in the 50’s survived mostly on mayonnaise & “medical meth.” Oh… & quaaludes. 120
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s weird, yet oddly amusing being sober at a bar. 142
Reposted by stray teeth.A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Your words sound reasonable but your face looks angry. 032
Reposted by stray teeth.Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You just can’t hex yourself, lord knows I’ve tried. 12311
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I got stalked by brush wolves the other night #forreallife 140
Reposted by stray teeth.vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026People are the stupidest fuckeng people on earth 2755
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I’m not poor. I prefer, “economically challenged.” 030
Reposted by stray teeth.altspookyghost gestalt @pneumaticorangutan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026there's at least a kernel of truth to this 111
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Tree spirits are great, but corn spirits? Corn spirits are sketchy. 2104
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2026That’s why I love it. Super sunny, bubbly, & aquatic 😁🫧🐙 010
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You see enough asshats in person. It makes my soul chafe. 020
stray teeth. @strayteeth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Honestly I get nervous too! I think I’m just worried about sounding like a fool. Yet, I have never had a bad experience when I do 🤷🏼♀️ 110
