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Mining Orca @miningorca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Day 1 of drawing Deadlock every day until Yoshi finally drops the big patch. I have tea. I have a blanket fort. I can wait as long as necessary. #deadlock #fanart #patch

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 24/09/2026

The part she left out is that she lets me akira slide a hot wheels car across her chest

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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 24/09/2026

*Deeply* grateful to the universe for pairing me up with the one girl upon the face of the Earth who can see me eat like 13 glizzies and then talk about sharks for two hours and go "God, I can't *not* fuck her!" @storytellers-universe.com 💖

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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 21/09/2026

Me, walking a pair of fingers up her chest: "So, babe, I was wonder--" Her: "It didn't taste like Nitro Pepsi, no." Me:

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Smiling Dog Crying Tears

ALT: Smiling Dog Crying Tears

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 19/09/2026

Among humans "no balls" is an irresistible dare, but among dogs it's an insult

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Zen @beak.zone · 19/09/2026

My powers grow.

A photo of a cute little plush Blender default cube held in my hand with Blender open in the background to compare it's much more plump and plush shape.

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🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

dude they're brushing you. they're brushing your fur. dude they're petting your ears and scritching your chin. dude

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 16/09/2026

Fuck you. *finally accepts that update you kept getting prompted for but kept postponing on your smart phone, it now spies on you in 7 brand new ways*

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...

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Dean @dean-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

store.steampowered.com/app/4331110

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 09/09/2026

"<substantial list of things> were created using AI generation tools. All content was reviewed and curated by the developer." Reviewed and curated, jesus christ, bro straight up looked at prompt output for 2 seconds, said "ye alright" and thinks that makes it any better.

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 08/09/2026

Dentist who is also into playing cards: "Would you like to play 32 Pickup?"

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Xena Snowscale (Ehksidian) @ehksidian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i understand the feline urge to climb a tree, and the fear of coming back down from it. going down is scary that's where gravity points, and i have already defied its grasp too much for it to take me safely.

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 07/09/2026

I'm literally a dog, chocolate is harmful to me (bit a square of it wrong and stabbed myself in the roof of my mouth)

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 03/09/2026

Today I found out there's only 16kcal per 100g (3.5oz) of sauerkraut so naturally I made the mistake of eating half a kilo (1lb) of it in one go, any open flame and I'm deleting this city off the fucking map

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024

GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me

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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026

Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC

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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Okay, after all the new cycles about GTA6 I've been trying to avoid commenting on, I've watched the latest trailers and I kinda feel I have to say something, so I've been collecting some thoughts while out walking about the state of gaming generally. This might be a long thread so bare with me.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026

if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong

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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 28/08/2026

How I look at you when I am informed I'm not allowed to eat the entire 1kg bag of shredded cheese (packaging included).

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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

waiter gave me a weird look after i told him i was "eating for two" 🙄 god forbid a girl has a pet tapeworm :/

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Daniel Mullins @dmullinsgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The next game from the creator of Inscryption… 🎪PONY ISLAND 2: PANDA CIRCUS🎪 will be released on APRIL 27th 2027 Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2017940/...

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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 14/08/2026

buddy you wouldn't last 5 minutes in my shoes, or more than 30 seconds in my armpit

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Puffy! @puffypuffypuffpuff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

immediate thought

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

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Squishet 🏳‍⚧ @squishy.tf · 15/01/2026

Should I screen print this on my jacket

Taxt saying "I want to be everything at once" with multiple animal species drawn in black and white

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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 30/07/2026

I wish it had a weakness im doomed

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Ruby Roberts @rubyroberts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.

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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Experiment from Casualties: Unknown ✨

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✨Maday✨ || Comms open!! @tpknnts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Dolled up so the dang tail doesn't steal the show for @storytellers-universe.com

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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

250. cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 25/07/2026

Not exclusively a furry take but it 100% applies to the fandom too. A lot of people would lead a calmer life if it was the norm to look for sources and making own opinion first rather than blindly trusting everything with more than 3 likes and a repost underneath it.

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