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@storytellers-universe.com
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am patches // am samoyed pls pat // any pronouns // nb // ΘΔ& the queen of hearts // meister-scheißeposter // 24-36 sanity damage cw: shitposting // +18 // pfp: @tpknnts.bsky.social

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 24/07/2026
Deadlock has creatures,,,,
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 24/07/2026
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 20/07/2026
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 16/07/2026
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 16/07/2026
Thank you @hankgreen.bsky.social for reminding me what dopamine is
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 15/07/2026
Icon vs User!
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 30/06/2026
A page from the I Will Survive comic by Borba where frustrated Nick Wilde says to shocked Judy Hopps "Yes, I do know. It seems like you could even kill our baby for your career." A 3D model from hide & seek video game Meccha Chameleon is visible in the empty space between the characters, with crudely hand-drawn and pixelated camouflage on it to blend it into the background, just like one would do in the game to hide from seekers.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 30/06/2026
Neat AI compass, but weird how most of it is about GenAI and LLMs specifically, only to sneak in a few questions about Machine Learning that we already had for a decade or two. This survey was very clearly made by someone who knows their shit, why not use a different label? Really weird. Anyway:
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 25/06/2026
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 25/06/2026
Yeah no, the game hooked me real good haha At some point an auto-clicker is mandatory to avoid carpal tunnel buying upgrades, some sort of [buy 10] and [buy all] buttons would be really good Also the highlight when hovering over sonic weaponry buttons makes it hard for my colorblind ass to read it
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 19/06/2026
Are you ok with me tossing in my other two OCs for round 2? :3
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 18/06/2026
Helloooo :3
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 10/06/2026
Day 10 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 09/06/2026
Day 9 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 08/06/2026
Day 8 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 07/06/2026
Day 7 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 06/06/2026
Day 6 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 05/06/2026
Day 5 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 04/06/2026
Day 4 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 03/06/2026
Day 3 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 02/06/2026
Day 2 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 01/06/2026
Day 1 of showing hole for Pride Month
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 28/05/2026
Made myself a spinning dentastix emote to quieten down the voices
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 13/05/2026
I went to your account to block you thinking you're yet another porn bot, clutch move to pin this lmao <3 Have a bat:
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 04/04/2026
Every time I look over my shoulder I see this fuckin thing chilling in the corner of my room, sometimes it whispers something about joining it and being true or whatever that means. I swear it gets slightly bigger every day, I'm scared, what do I do?
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 01/04/2026
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 01/04/2026
Godot Game Development stream at Thursday 19:00 CEST
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 10/03/2026
HELP i cracked open my default cube and there's this EVIL stuff seeping out of it, how do I stop it
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 24/02/2026
That one evening during NFC
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 17/02/2026
Society if lanyards kept con badges the correct side facing front
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 15/02/2026
You can NOT find me during NFC, I am trained in thirty nine unique evasive maneuvers that will make pinpointing me impossible If you see me, you do not, it's actually one of my many body doubles grown in a vat specifically for the purpose of throwing you off of my trail Picture obviously unrelated
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 08/01/2026
I should not have this much power.
The Factorio engineer has picked up a fish from the milk lake. A popup says there are 5 cows have been picked up for a total of 9, but the icon is a fish with cowprint instead of a cow.Factorio item description: Cow. Just a regular cow. Cheese grows within its insides.Factorio item description: Cheese. You can't place what type of cheese it is. Insanely deadly to you.Factorio recipe description: Scrape a cow for cheese. It requires 1 cow, but the icon for it is a fish with cowprint. It takes 10 seconds to complete. The products are 1 cheese and 90% chance for the cow to not be used up.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 05/01/2026
rat holding onto many cubes of cheese. green caption over the rat's face says "cheese" misspelt like c-h-o-e-s-e
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 04/01/2026
This feels like a fever dream coming true
Factorio screenshot with an off-shore pump pumping milk into storage tanks via a series of pipes, underground pipes and pumps. The milk can be clearly seen through see-through sections of the pipe, inside the pumps and in the glass ports of the storage tanks.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 04/01/2026
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY REPLACED ALL FACTORIO WATER WITH MILK
Factorio screenshot where the starting water lake has been replaced with milk. The minimap in the corner also reflects it, displaying the lake in white.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 08/12/2025
Patches replying to his own Discord message. The replied to message says "I'm staying up and eating cheese." The reply simply says the word "Consequences" punctuated with a period.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 27/11/2025
when you see this post an image from your gallery that describes your mental health
A dog having their face squimshed by a pair of hands. Their fur folds in a funny way, obscuring its eyes. Their open maw, tongue out, makes them look happy.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 13/11/2025
Holy fuck, it's the default GabeCube
The Blender 3D modelling software's workspace, with the recently announced Valve Steam Machine in place of the usual default cube that appears in every newly created project.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 30/10/2025
The codec screen from Metal Gear Solid 1. Solid Snake is calling Colonel Roy Campbell, saying "Colonel, thank you, I grew it myself."
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 26/09/2025
Bluesky's new post window, filled in with four lines of equals sign characters. At the bottom, a prompt asks "are you writing in Korean?"
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 05/09/2025
Aaaand done, love y'all so much <3
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 04/09/2025
Megamind no bitches meme but with caption "no silksong?"
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 04/09/2025
Gonna accept a few more, go on, reply >:3
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 03/09/2025
Reply to be put on the graph
Two axis graph. Horizontal axis is going from "would protect with my life" to "would commit crimes with." Vertical axis is going from "would cuddle to sleep like a plushie" to "would haunt local forest with." The quadrants, starting top-right and going clockwise, are labelled: Cryptid, Caprice, Cosy and Creature.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 03/09/2025
Hiiii I'm doggy :)
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 26/07/2025
Grayscale image of Robert Downey Jr. from popular meme format where he's dressed up in a suit, wears a surprised expression and points at himself with a hand. The caption, with inconsistently scaled fonts and clearly overwriting an another caption, says "there are homosexual thoughts inside my brain." This is a reference to an another instance of this meme in exactly the same format where the caption instead says "there are federal agents outside my house."
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 22/07/2025
*murmur of approval*
pic of thumb thumbs from spy kids. They're thumb-people
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 04/07/2025
We smokin that eye of newt wool of bat bibbidi-bobbidi baba yaga kush. We smokin geralt's dick. We smokin witches bog zaza. We smoking tree that put Snow White to sleep. This shit ain't nothing to me man.
Picture of Dracula Flow. Man in a vampire costume, aviator sunglasses and painted-on receding hairline.
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 21/06/2025
Parcel Simulator, 10/10 no notes
A cropped screenshot from video game Parcel Simulator, it shows a delivery sticker addressed to a country called "Shmelmabals" (a joke on "smell my balls")
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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 21/06/2025
that's not what I read the first time
Image of Caves of Qud item description. Name: "homoelectric wrist warmer." Zero armor value, zero dodge value.
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