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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 6h

Can't afford Control Resonant, but I've just arrived at IKEA and eaten six edibles, so I'm sure I'll get the gist.

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 03/10/2026

Thank you for pre-training her with the clicker, she follows every command and wags her tail at every touch. She does whine occasionally, kinda loud too, but I can think of a solution I think she'll like. We're very happy with the result 💙

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 03/10/2026

Didn't pick up after my puppy girl and got fined fifty fucking dollars.

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Mining Orca @miningorca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Day 1 of drawing Deadlock every day until Yoshi finally drops the big patch. I have tea. I have a blanket fort. I can wait as long as necessary. #deadlock #fanart #patch

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 24/09/2026

The part she left out is that she lets me akira slide a hot wheels car across her chest

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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 24/09/2026

*Deeply* grateful to the universe for pairing me up with the one girl upon the face of the Earth who can see me eat like 13 glizzies and then talk about sharks for two hours and go "God, I can't *not* fuck her!" @storytellers-universe.com 💖

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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 21/09/2026

Me, walking a pair of fingers up her chest: "So, babe, I was wonder--" Her: "It didn't taste like Nitro Pepsi, no." Me:

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Smiling Dog Crying Tears

ALT: Smiling Dog Crying Tears

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 19/09/2026

Among humans "no balls" is an irresistible dare, but among dogs it's an insult

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Zen @beak.zone · 19/09/2026

My powers grow.

A photo of a cute little plush Blender default cube held in my hand with Blender open in the background to compare it's much more plump and plush shape.

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🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

dude they're brushing you. they're brushing your fur. dude they're petting your ears and scritching your chin. dude

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 16/09/2026

Fuck you. *finally accepts that update you kept getting prompted for but kept postponing on your smart phone, it now spies on you in 7 brand new ways*

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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...

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Dean @dean-dev.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

store.steampowered.com/app/4331110

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 15/09/2026

With the way things are going, you might be lesbian soon /threat, but fluttering my eyelashes

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 11/09/2026

My minion has interrupted your morning as instructed, good. good.

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 10/09/2026

i would recognize an arlie (at least some arlies, dunno about every arlie)

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 09/09/2026

"<substantial list of things> were created using AI generation tools. All content was reviewed and curated by the developer." Reviewed and curated, jesus christ, bro straight up looked at prompt output for 2 seconds, said "ye alright" and thinks that makes it any better.

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 08/09/2026

Dentist who is also into playing cards: "Would you like to play 32 Pickup?"

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Xena Snowscale (Ehksidian) @ehksidian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i understand the feline urge to climb a tree, and the fear of coming back down from it. going down is scary that's where gravity points, and i have already defied its grasp too much for it to take me safely.

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 07/09/2026

(HEV suit voiceline) Monster Energy™ drink administered

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 07/09/2026

bro is scarfing down those shaboingboings crazy style

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 07/09/2026

I'm literally a dog, chocolate is harmful to me (bit a square of it wrong and stabbed myself in the roof of my mouth)

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 03/09/2026

Today I found out there's only 16kcal per 100g (3.5oz) of sauerkraut so naturally I made the mistake of eating half a kilo (1lb) of it in one go, any open flame and I'm deleting this city off the fucking map

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/12/2024

GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me

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Hiro! @a-dragon-from.space · 29/08/2026

Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC

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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Okay, after all the new cycles about GTA6 I've been trying to avoid commenting on, I've watched the latest trailers and I kinda feel I have to say something, so I've been collecting some thoughts while out walking about the state of gaming generally. This might be a long thread so bare with me.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026

if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 28/08/2026

Oh, so that's how it feels on the other end of snorfing

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 28/08/2026

i just skimmed through a ten thousand alternate universes and all of them have arlie

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 28/08/2026

I would only trust The Librarian to show off the slow burn properly

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Seko! @cottage-games.itch.io · 28/08/2026

How I look at you when I am informed I'm not allowed to eat the entire 1kg bag of shredded cheese (packaging included).

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Niccy 🏳️‍⚧️ @niccymarten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

waiter gave me a weird look after i told him i was "eating for two" 🙄 god forbid a girl has a pet tapeworm :/

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Daniel Mullins @dmullinsgames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The next game from the creator of Inscryption… 🎪PONY ISLAND 2: PANDA CIRCUS🎪 will be released on APRIL 27th 2027 Wishlist on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2017940/...

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Patches @storytellers-universe.com · 18/08/2026

Except me!!! (they later look in the mirror and see Arlie)

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