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@storczyk.org
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She/her, 23, AuDHD, 🇵🇱

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storczyk @storczyk.org · 23/11/2025
holy fuck, i'm struggling with live2d
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
me every time i take molly
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"impossible" is just a word to me.... ....with a definition.... ......and general connotations associated with it.......
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 11/10/2025
this shit sounds way too horny
Breeder reactors achieve this because their neutron economy is high enough to create more fissile fuel than they use. These extra neutrons are absorbed by the fertile material that is loaded into the reactor along with fissile fuel.
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 06/10/2025
I like when my coffee machine does little "wooo" before pouring coffee I share your enthusiasm little guy
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 05/10/2025
:3
a furry dog girl doing it with carved out pumpkin
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 24/09/2025
feet sketch
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 24/09/2025
i draw some good boy
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 24/09/2025
some sketches i did for stickers pumpkin did consent btw
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
ONLINE LEFTIST: what if we tried to find a candidate that's good ONLINE LIBERAL: congratulations your attitude just killed us all. we're dead. hope you're happy. we could've just had trans people be dead but nooooo you and your purity tests put a gun to our heads and squeezed. enjoy the camps homo 🖕
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 10/08/2025
art for a trade with @elereinka
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Logan Preshaw @wickedinsignia.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Terms like “rainbow capitalism” exist because corporations historically use social causes as a facade to gain public favor. Remember that the next time MSI tries to go furry or OperaGX uses a homoerotic profile pic. Support people, not brands.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The real hierarchy of needs
Pyramid with levels labeled from the bottom up:
- not having to use Teams
- not having to use Jira
- not having to use Salesforce
- food shelter water
- money love etc.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
[wokely] why do the pretty girls keep falling for the bad boys? why won't they just give me a chance? im such a nice girl. why won't they fuck me?
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Will C you in Hell @xer0.blacksky.app · 08/02/2025
FUCK YOU, MAKE ME
Picture of a meme with LeVar Burton as Geordi La Forge in Star Trek: The Next Generation. The top half of the image is him with a hand up in a "slow down" kind of manner, captioned with "do not comply in advance." A short list includes reasons not to use that phrase, including "it's bossy, it's already a cliche, and it implies permission to comply later." 

Then in the bottom half of the image, his "glasses" are flaring red and he's giving the go-ahead. This image is captioned with: "Fuck you, make me," with another short list, this one of reasons to use that phrase. The list includes: "leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, and easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner."
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/02/2025
same methods, different era
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 29/01/2025
imagine doing perpetual soup for 50 years only to realize that yesterday you lost the last molecule of your day 1 soup like dude come on you had one job
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 21/01/2025
My experience with operating systems
First panel:
"Windows:"
"I should install only necessary applications. I don't want to bloat my precious little computer :3"

Second panel:
"Linux"
"Hell yeah obscure audio software [doesn't know shit about music production]"
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 19/01/2025
Car is running :3
Small hatchback car with applied anthropomorphic features including feline ears and tail
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to
wikipedia article "DEI (disambiguation)" says "Dei or DEI may also refer to... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, a fictional company in the Phineas and Ferb animated TV series"
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rory! @ali3nf0x.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
dzien doberek, potrzebuje imienia dla niej!!
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
why the fuck would i want realistic graphics. i can see real things just by opening my fucking eyes. i want to see 1000 different interpretations of the world. show me what makes each thing a thing
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 04/01/2025
sometimes I had to search for things in a way that makes my search history looks like feds are trying to plant evidence on me
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 04/01/2025
world would more beautiful if companies hired femboys, furries and artist with weirdly good knowledge of anatomy to do their marketing
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 11/12/2024
blahaj :3
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 10/12/2024
I should write bot to block anyone with over like 5k followed accounts you can't tell me these are not bots. maybe I could do some analysis to make sure I'm not blocking actual people also, I should do some AoC tasks because I'm way behind (4 days done)
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potvoheu (comms closed) @potvoheu.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
owned
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 26/11/2024
my blahaj fell out of bed while I slept ;-;
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 03/08/2024
transgender people don't say "i want to spend the rest of my life with you" instead we say "if i was piloting a 60 foot mecha i would let you do emergency repairs on my circuits while i was still jacked into the sensory interface of the mech so I'd feel every cable you move around in there"
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 24/11/2024
See a butt, post a butt (does it count???)
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KirbyOmi ⭐ @omnlet.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
elster in armor #signalis
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
media.tenor.com
i may be a polish nationalist offline , but online i 'm a princess .
ALT: i may be a polish nationalist offline , but online i 'm a princess .
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WonderSlug (aka BungerSmunk) @wonderslug.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
accidentally circumcised this banana trying to peel it
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alex @dremenec.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Generally we think of alt-text as the domain of those with accessibility needs. However alt-text is useful for many reasons, which benefit your viewers, as well as you, the creator!
An infographic. There are six panels.

1. "Slow internet. Alt text is shown in place of unloaded images." a drawing shows a phone with poor signal, and alt text is visible where the image should have loaded.

2. "Findabillity. Alt text helps to search content." A drawing shows someone searching 'dog with banana' and a post is shown underneath without the words 'dog' or 'banana'. It is implied to be part of the alt text.

3. "Screen readers. Alt is read out to people using text-to-speech software". There is a drawing of the output a screen-reader would show when viewing an image with alt text on bluesky.

4. "Translation. Alt text can be translated". A drawing shows a post being translated. The alt text is also translated into german.

5. "Readability. Text in images can be made legible" There is a drawing of some truly awful handwriting inside a speech bubble. The alt text clarifies what the text is supposed to say.

6. "Disambiguation. Description helps clarify intent." There is a drawing of a post with a picture of a creature. This is styled after the famous optical illusion of a rabbit and a duck. The alt text clarifies that the animal is a rabbit. It definitely looks more like a duck.
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 20/09/2024
random sticker drawing :3
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
deirdreskye
Aug 31, 2022
Trans women who really need affirmation are like the most easily manipulated people and it seems like everyone, including other trans women, know on some unconscious level how to use them for sex, moral absolution, social climbing, the list goes on. And it's very easy to make them go away when the game is up. Maybe this is why trans women talking about transmisogyny always makes people go apeshit, nobody wants to lose such a useful tool 2,789 notes
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 16/07/2024
I've been clocked by AC. Even Nintendo knows
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Pastel! 💫🔞 @bigcozyorca.art · 30/06/2024
Hot American Girl
Anthro falcon furry porn wearing a shirt that says "Vote or they'll take everything"Same bird with booty shorts that say "Project 2025 seeks to reconstruct the government to give the president authoritarian-like power and eliminate or restrict rights, freedoms, and separation of church and state."
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
Ok let's go. Pills that make you green.
Three-panel MS Paint comic. 
Panel 1: A stick figure is standing on the left, while another stick figure wearing glasses sits at a desk. Left says: "doctor I would like to turn green"
The doctor says: "you realize that if you take the medication that turns you green, you will turn green, right?"
Left: "Yeah that's the point"
Panel 2: A pill jar that says "pills that make you green (warning: will give you green skin)" held in a stick figure hand, with the dialogue "now that I have these pills I just have to take them every single day to turn green, this is great"
Panel 3, several months later: The stick figure is now green, and saying "unsurprisingly I don't regret this thing I did on purpose for several months"
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 02/06/2024
siema kto PL?
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twist @twist.dog · 02/06/2024
year 4 of posting this! HAVE FUN
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 22/05/2024
Hell yeah :3333
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 10/05/2024
see the way the developers INTENDED for you to play Hades is to play the first game while being an ill-tempered bisexual boy and then play the second one while being a sweetheart lesbian. that's why they gave you a few years in between to transition
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storczyk @storczyk.org · 24/04/2024
When I'll start hrt, I'll tattoo my ass
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