Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialHedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Sorry for all the microplastics bro” -me after I cum 11962
stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i swear to the Great Mother, the only thing straight men are good for are their dicks. there are 3 of them behind me having a conversation and i swear to fuck they are all so stupid and so poorly informed on sports (a subject i actively dont follow) and i legit wanna just wanna yell at them 010
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026maybe since Iggy is off being neutered the other dogs will leave me alone long enough that i can finish my damn book 000
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i adore my fur babies, but one of my cats is using my lap as a bed, and im just dying for another mug of coffee, but i cant ever move because hes so adorable and comfy. at least i was smart enough to have a book right next to me when i sat down 120
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.” 868168182970
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialThe Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Flock cameras are unconstitutional because their automated license plate readers continuously track and log vehicle movements into a searchable nationwide database without a warrant. Rulings like Carpenter v. US require warrants for digital tracking technologies like cell-phone location data. 1302505869
stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026""please respond to these unimportant work texts" bitch i legit told everyone on your office i wouldnt be in till very late. blowing me up at 7 am gets you charged for my time 000
stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026is there anything better than a sexy man with a beard so lost in a book he cant even put it down to walk down the road?? 010
stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"you know you should do it this way and do this...." bitch, i fuck men, i dont come to them for their unsolicited/wrong advice on how to do my job. you go back to your work doing accounting, ill go back to doing carpentry 010
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialPapa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026 191274213
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026"if only you knew the Richness of the Word! i would die for the Word of God" weird fuckin stance auntie, because i know you explicitly voted for anti foreign policies, and flat out think an adulterer and rapist/pedophile is appointed by god. do you even understand the storybook, or just quote it? 120
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"i heard he smoked too mach weed and went schizophrenic" .....dude weed doesnt induce schizophrenia 000
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Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialBenjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’d like to give my nomination for the next 80 year-old to die please 4542
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Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialteeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 24/08/2026the people telling you that "ai" is essential & inevitable are the same people that told you digital pictures of apes were a good investment 418135
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialBenjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 25/08/2026America, now is a great time to go vegan, vegetarian or even pescatarian… and if you can’t even manage thst, just don’t eat fucking beef! 3192
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Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialavidreader8.bsky.social @avidreader8.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie 1264700929
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialAbilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions. They told YOU to recycle better while they polluted more. Don't fall for it. Hold systems accountable. #ClimateCrisis 31990874157
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialBlue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array. 41685163687
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialRob @robertjosephnsfw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Also life is literally everywhere all over the universe and it gets passed around through frozen impact debris, one planet blows up and it’s remnants freeze in deep space, then it collides again and thaws out, and whatever survived from the last impact continues on the next if conditions are right 5341
Reposted by @stoneddruid.bsky.socialteeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, "Oh, I'm too spooky.", or, "Nobody wants to see these tiny boobies." But believe me, one day you will look at those photos, with much kinder eyes and say, "Dear God, I was a beautiful thing." - Moira Rose 🥀 (Catherine O'Hara) 418320
