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Hedonist Bear

@hedonistbear.bsky.social
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‼️18+ only. Wholesome, but still smutty‼️ Your favorite fun-sized hairy homo. I'm here for fuzzy faces, rants, cigars, frisky bits, and jocks. Happily partnered, strong kinda fat, Palm Springs based, midwest raised. Blank? Blocked.

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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We spent the day meal prepping, time in the pool, out to dinner, and then trashy tv and ta know what I think that’s a great Saturday given how hellish thus last week was
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might not be in San Francisco for the street fair but, inspired to put the leather on for the first time in too long. A little extra tight lately but, not all that mad at it either. Happy Friday to that
Wearing leather attire looking downward Wearing leather attire looking downward
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I be like "I know a place" and it's the USSR Factory
Street fighter 2 USSR stage
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Not So) friendly reminder: I block blank accounts. That includes reposts only pages with none of your own content. Dont want to post your own? Just a lurker? Cool! A short intro or a non-generic name (ie: a mix of random letters) is fine. This takes a minute of effort *at most*
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🧵 I hate how my job is so involved in hiring and statistics with labor markets because, no point handling this lightly, the economy is shit. Worse than the pandemic era and I'd argue more bleak than the recession from 20-ish years ago.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's ample talk of "winners and losers" from this Ed Sheeran controversy and to that I say: the only losers are the people who paid $100+ to see the musical equivalent of room-temperature skim milk on a stage
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm convinced the autumn equinox is enacting some otherworldly power to make today a series of "nothing awful but mildly infuriating" moments back to back. Thankful I have a nice dinner with the bf and friends tonight so I have something to look forward to
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Sorry for all the microplastics bro” -me after I cum
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Monday vices
Smoking cigar in pool
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
....quite the miserable 30 day span of celebrity deaths if you're even *slightly* possessing a homosexual tendency, eh?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday flex
In gym, side profile view
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Busy as hell with work today (but Im actually ok with that) so here's a clip that lives rent-free in my brain and I'm all the happier for it www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3S...
youtube.com
Venture Bros - Depeche Mode
YouTube video by ph0nik pr1nz
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extra quiet holiday weekend aside (which, not a bad thing), something to celebrate: I checked off a big goal and paid off my student loans. This has been something i've hyperfocused on since completing my grad degree and, Im pretty damn relieved. 1/?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
….it was arm day
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This was fun. My top 3 cities were Milwaukee, Minneapolis, and....San Francisco (the one place ive never been)? Fitting enough.
US Map showing my relation to dialect preferences
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Conservatives will complain a city got "overrun" by Indians or Muslims (or any minority for that matter) like its a bad thing. Oh no, you might go to a restaurant with actual seasoned food now? Fuckin dork.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Took video of me squatting and, sadly, my form still needs improvement. ....but Im a glass half full kinda guy today, and now I know to focus more on range of motion and lowering the weight. So, this is a good thing.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Doozy of a day but always an excuse for #tightywhiteytuesday
Sitting on couch with white briefs
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Considering how sporadic and goofy this year has been with my personal life: the way it feels I blinked and it's September already is actually a bit of a miracle. So, mini celebration for that
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Phone call coming through in the literal second I hit the shutdown button on the work laptop.Blatant, but oddly satisfying, denial. It's friday now and a monday problem anyway <3
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hate ICE and this self-hating dipshit mutually so uh....how am I supposed to feel here?
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’m very late to the party on the music of HorsegiirL but….her commitment to the gimmick is genuinely impressive and I’m a fan
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Self care trim, beating the heatwave, and prepping for a big work update best I can. Happy Thursday to that ❤️
In pool looking up towards sky
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well this is miserable. We lost Dolly yesterday and now Tim Curry today. Y'all, John Waters is also 80, protect our gay-icon grandparents AT ALL COSTS
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
While I was gone for a few weeks I suppose my local grocery store added some security checkpoint thing and those electronic shelf labels. Can't quite pinpoint an exact reason but, rubs me a little wrong
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good days also call for semi-niche early 90s electronic tracks because god damn this is a banger youtu.be/L2umjcrbh4E?...
youtu.be
It's a Fine Day
YouTube video by Opus III - Topic
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Work today went genuinely well and I kinda needed that. Namely due to a presentation with that kept getting delayed and rescheduled but getting some great feedback. Now off to dinner and perhaps a celebratory cocktail later 🖤
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Early morning Friday gym routine and testing the new phone*. Happily back to CA tomorrow after a few weeks traveling around and very content. Hope you all are doing well! *much needed after 5 years.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A friend mentioned to post more flexing bits and, goofy as I often feel: sure, here ya go. (And yes, this was actually from last Friday)
Flexing in bathroom
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Last night was a nice one. Saw some people I only see rarely and was great catching up. My personal cliche I of course had a smoke. Good as this trip to Wi has been, im ready to be back in Ca next weekend
Smoking a cigar outside
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's 2026 and im playing a new game in the Gears of War franchise and (surprisingly) enjoying it. 15 year old, edgy highschool me would be very happy with this news. Happy friday to that
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Kinda forgot I had a grumpy online shopping moment and then a big brain moment to send to my parents place while visiting and now I have more gay little gym clothes. Go me!
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A consistent plus side is my old gym is still worth checking out. Great back day too
In gym wearing tank top
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My phone slipped through the headboard and mattress so I slept through my alarm and this day has been a fittingly goofy and dull one since
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Kris Naudus @lampbane.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Shop at places with signboards like this instead
Chalkboard sandwich board sign that says: 

Another weekend.
Another iced hibiscus tea

[drawing of a fox man lying on his stomach holding an iced drink]

With my beautiful fox boyfriend
God I love him.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kinda hate how "culture war bullshit" and "videogame fandom" overlap so often because I sadly discovered people are genuinely mad they cant goon to the blue hologram lady in the Halo games. This timeline, continually, is fucking stupid
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Whoops, don't think I mentioned: In the midwest a few weeks visiting fam. Usually this is a "gotta do it" thing but, this is shockingly nice so far. Work is a pain in the ass so I suppose it's a balance in that regard too. Anyway, im still bad at replies but im still around. ✌️
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Made a very big mistake and came across the recent Perez Hilton video. Y'all, I'm advising you with best intent: don't subject yourself to this.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
…I told y’all earlier I was hyped for date night (and worth the splurge for some good sushi too) @desertdad.bsky.social
At dinner table with partner across
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Happy Friday all!! Busy week completed, yet prepping for another work project starting Monday. Looking forward to to a great evening with my man and the ability to relax. …Cigar pic for reference, of course
Sitting in chair with cigar
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Well, this is 35. I joke often, and not one for loud celebration, but it's humbling to know I'm here another year. I've already gotten a fair bit of messaging and good wishes and, please know they all go noticed and are appreciated. ...I enjoy seeing you all in birthday suits too (hint hint)
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
A day later and I can happily say it’s been nothing but great to hype up the official day tomorrow ❤️
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Work done and laptop shut. Not one for celebrations aside...birthday weekend mood:
static.klipy.com
Homer Simpson & Marge: Senator Homer & Dancing Marge
ALT: Homer Simpson & Marge: Senator Homer & Dancing Marge
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hey bsky people: Another day, another public health slash to funding for an organization doing necessary good. If you can, please check out and donate to The Aliveness Project out of Minneapolis. aliveness.org
aliveness.org
The Aliveness Project - HIV Support / HIV Prevention
HIV Support and HIV Prevention you've been looking for. Local, community minded care so you can get the support you need for a full life.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Enjoying lifting and having the "undiagnosed but yeah probably" mindset is fun, because now I'm going to hyper-fixate on squatting lower for the next several weeks after realizing how limited my range of motion is
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yeah, kinda cross-posting, but that high and tight trim with the skin fade always boosts the mood
Side profile of head prominently showing haircut
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is the guy who did a lot of the music for Halo and that makes me sad. ...also The Master Chief would not approve of how much of a loser you became, Marty.
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Not only did we venture out: I get persuaded to take my shirt off in public (rare occasion, mind you)
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Andrew Tate getting arrested while wearing bad RuPaul cosplay is a very satisfying addition to my weekend bingo card
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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Happy Friday. Kick back and relax as you see fit. ….oh and, you all like my new shoes?
Sitting on couch showing shoes in underwear
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