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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 5h
excited for the new Riftbound set 💋 👉🏻👈🏻
a fake custom Riftbound TCG Legend card for Evelynn: Sex Demon
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 23h
it's never had a more adventurous haircut (this is still pretty boring), but it feels insanely sexy with this "modern mullet" 🦾
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
N is a furry
N, official Pokémon artwork Meowscarada, official Pokémon artwork
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
after 8 months of living in its house, it finally used the oven for the first time. to bake sugar cookies 🎃 (they're trash, but soooo good)
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
+CON +STR -INT -INT -INT -INT
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, & there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political & cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge'."
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
last night it told @wafflesoup.com that it would look into proxying a Canadian Highlander deck. & also will build another 60c Pauper deck (thinking Sultai Zubera Storm) so she wasn't stuck playing against Ponza all the time.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hexhaven? more like Sexhaven! ha gottem!
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
walked into Raising Canes & it immediately got complimented TWICE on its Bandit shirt 🩵❤️
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Year-End Self Evaluations are the biggest waste of worktime & effort. if you don't know how it's doing in its role, you need better tracking metrics. if it doesn't know how it's doing in its role, you need to provide better/timely feedback.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The 26 Articles of Impeachment: ARTICLE I: UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY—SOWING DOUBT IN ELECTIONS ARTICLE II: ABUSE OF POWER—WAGING WAR ON IRAN WITHOUT CONGRESSIONAL APPROVAL ARTICLE III: ABUSE OF POWER—EXTRAJUDICIAL KILLINGS IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS OF VENEZUELA
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wouldst thou like to live deliciously? 🐐
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
driven by nostalgia, last night before bed it started a new save file for DWM2 on its Gameboy Color 💧
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/eed...
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
chest has gotten big enough where its piercings are VERY visible 🦾 oops.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
need to take a trip to Spirit Halloween.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
horsemeat disco last night was so much fun 🐎🪩
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
stinky
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
body dysmorphia hitting it hard this morning, but showing up here to be held accountable 🦾🥩
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New Carly Rae Jepsen, Tove Lo, Orville Peck, & Troye Sivan Friday is for the gays
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CASCADE CASCADE - SUMMER VACATION @cascadecascade.com · 17/09/2026
A Grand Unified Theory of Competitive Commander Thinker & long-time cEDH player @kenlikescarbs.bsky.social introduces his theory of what could help make Competitive Commander tick again. www.cascadecascade.com/a-grand-unif...
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A Grand Unified Theory of Competitive Commander
Thinker & long-time cEDH player Ken Baumann introduces his theory of what could help make Competitive Commander tick again.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is also proof of life. your favorite object is still here & still kicking 🦾
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fursday
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
3 notes about Mother Mary: 1. the monologues were incredible 2. Michaela Coel is absolutely breathtaking 3. the movie would make an even better stage play
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
damn it can't stop building Trick Room teams
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
some of y'all need to understand that you're not actually entitled to ANY information about its life. it appreciates the outpouring of care messages 💛 but some of you have confused sympathy with an excuse to be nosy. if it doesn't give you any more details, don't ask again. it regrets sharing.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
at the store for gatorade & meds because it's feeling like absolute garbage. it saw a lone Aetherdrift booster on the shelf & decided to buy the pack (support UW!) opened a Monument to Endurance!
Monument to Endurance, a Magic: the Gathering card
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#mtgvorthos moment with Yargle, Goliath of Otaria: Otaria is the Dominarian continent where the Onslaught block happened, & the origin of the Morph mechanic. a lot of art before Tarkir depicts Morph creatures as 6-legged "blob" creatures (& is the set symbol for Onslaught). look familiar??
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fuck Sneasler. that lanky rat can go straight in the trash.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Normal Gem being added into Pokemon Champions so soon with Regulation M-C was not on its Bingo Card 💎 so. excited.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tidds 🦾
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
notably: if any of these cards with "Empower Jace 1" on them can be looped, you can draw your library.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
OH LMAO IT THOUGHT THE PLANESWALKERS TOKENS WERE A JOKE. BRO WHY?
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
jack-o'-lantern aesthetic 🎃
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
HAPPY SPOOKY SZN 🎃
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
20 minutes later; nothing has happened yet, except for it's been called a New Adventurer 25 times & it joined the Adventurer & Conjurer's Guild? it doesn't know what that means, but maybe this game isn't meant for it 🤷🏼‍♂️ it logged off.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
30 minutes into playing FF14 for the first time & literally nothing has happened. so many cutscenes... for what? it's never played a FF game before & it's already bored while simultaneously overwhelmed with exposition? hopefully the game ramps up soon.
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
do y'all think Kirby has a cloaca? 🤔
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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 03/09/2026
Be very careful with getting words tattooed onto your body. They can be easily abused. Looking at you @teeterdance.bsky.social !
A two panel illustrated comic showing a naked gimp wearing a rubber mask, with a nude peachy butt, with the tattoo 'property' written on it. 
Panel 1. The gimp cups his ass and says "Check it out! I got new ink".  A rubber puppy standing next to him look at the ass with a grin.
Panel 2. The puppy has pulled out a marker and wrote "dog's" over the tattoo so it reads "Dog's property". The gimps eyes have become spirals. The dog asks "And who does this ass belong to?". The gimp responds "It belongs to you, Sir".
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
so, it completed literally everything it needed to do this weekend. what is... free time???
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thankful for Half Price Books & their Labor Day Weekend sale 💛
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
golly, dads certainly are attractive
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
framed art from @spacepupsilver.com is now hung up in the basement as well 🦾💙
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Professor Piggot, Mad Scientist! 🐽 STANK event poster for Dore Alley is now framed & hanging in its basement 🐷 credit for this amazing artwork goes to @adultjunkdrawer.bsky.social 💕
STANK poster for Dore Alley prominently featuring artwork of a muscular man in a pink bodysuit & pig-themed gas mask
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
5 years sober today 💛
shirtless selfie of teeter with a stupid excited face, holding up 5 fingers!

(if you're reading this, please congratulate it)
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Rosejack Queer Art @rosejack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@teeterdance.bsky.social has proven it can be useful once again. #scs #softcocksaturday #gayart #queerart #gaykink
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it bought an Antler Stag B 2-60HN Beyblade because: DEER x COLOR 💛💖💜
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
your dad's favorite toy 🦾
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