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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Sorry for all the microplastics bro” -me after I cum
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i swear to the Great Mother, the only thing straight men are good for are their dicks. there are 3 of them behind me having a conversation and i swear to fuck they are all so stupid and so poorly informed on sports (a subject i actively dont follow) and i legit wanna just wanna yell at them
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Next he’ll tell us he didn’t know
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fuck yeah, the great mother and the old ones give me much more spiritual fulfillment than anything else
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
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Jakes-Heavy-Hammer 🔞 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🍆🐽💦 @jakes-heavy-hammer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
long-haired stud seeds himself 😋 #hugecumshot #longhairMan #blackShirtWhiteJIZZ #horny #bigdick #bigcock #jakesheavyhammer
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"What do you bring to the table?" Me:
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The most irritating singer of modern times. Also - Did he forget his humble beginnings?
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"i dont take sides" "i dont want to offend anyone" "i dont want to seem hurtful" this shit lets evil thrive under the illusion of love and acceptance. colonialism, genocide, and child murder isnt a "sides" issue.
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sheeran sold his soul
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Hank Yarbo @ocmdthalassophile.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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illuxx.bsky.social @illuxx.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Legs back, self suck, 3 day load facial!
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Todd Lambert @toddlambert.com · 11/09/2026
A humorous meme featuring text above a stock photo. The text reads: 'Nurse: Do you... Smoke, Drink, or use drugs? Me: Yeah I'm down for whatever... we should hangout sometime.' Below the text, a man lies in a hospital bed, looking up at two female medical professionals in white scrubs and stethoscopes. The nurse on the left looks down at him with a serious expression, while the nurse on the right holds a blue clipboard. The meme plays on misinterpreting medical questions as a social invitation.
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
maybe since Iggy is off being neutered the other dogs will leave me alone long enough that i can finish my damn book
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Tobey B8s 🏳️‍🌈 @tobeyb8s2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A little #sundaycumday throwback.😉 Can you tell how amazing it felt shooting this load? 🥴😵‍💫✊💦💦💦 #scd #throwback #cumshot #ejaculation #cum #jizz #semen #penis #dick #cock #uncut #bator #masturbator
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
daaaamn
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Form an orderly queue
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🤤
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
holy fuck
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
congratulations!! its doing incredible in all aspects
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AndrewDX @andrewdxxx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today's my birthday so celebrating with a treat for ya 😛 justfor.fans/AndrewDX #piss #fetish #kink #watersports #hard #nsfw
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i adore my fur babies, but one of my cats is using my lap as a bed, and im just dying for another mug of coffee, but i cant ever move because hes so adorable and comfy. at least i was smart enough to have a book right next to me when i sat down
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
nah its all sexy and scruffy as it is
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
happy #scs
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
happy #fcf
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The Ghost of Mark Twain @ghostofmarktwain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Flock cameras are unconstitutional because their automated license plate readers continuously track and log vehicle movements into a searchable nationwide database without a warrant. Rulings like Carpenter v. US require warrants for digital tracking technologies like cell-phone location data.
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it looks perfect, and looks like it needs ate
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
""please respond to these unimportant work texts" bitch i legit told everyone on your office i wouldnt be in till very late. blowing me up at 7 am gets you charged for my time
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
is there anything better than a sexy man with a beard so lost in a book he cant even put it down to walk down the road??
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
its looking incredible
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"you know you should do it this way and do this...." bitch, i fuck men, i dont come to them for their unsolicited/wrong advice on how to do my job. you go back to your work doing accounting, ill go back to doing carpentry
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bro idk @j4man.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Smoke weed. Masturbate. Cry.
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
fuuuuck
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
great load
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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rusty54.bsky.social @rusty54.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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b8trboy ✮ @b888te.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i’m porn ;3
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"if only you knew the Richness of the Word! i would die for the Word of God" weird fuckin stance auntie, because i know you explicitly voted for anti foreign policies, and flat out think an adulterer and rapist/pedophile is appointed by god. do you even understand the storybook, or just quote it?
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
👇 vote.org
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"i heard he smoked too mach weed and went schizophrenic" .....dude weed doesnt induce schizophrenia
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’d like to give my nomination for the next 80 year-old to die please
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Coach Vanson aka YourNewDad @yournewdadxxx.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bonus Song of the Day 260826: open.spotify.com/track/3v0rPg...
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Backwoods Barbie
Dolly Parton · Backwoods Barbie · Song · 2008
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yep, leave me behind….. #BookSky
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teeter.obj @teeterdance.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the people telling you that "ai" is essential & inevitable are the same people that told you digital pictures of apes were a good investment
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
America, now is a great time to go vegan, vegetarian or even pescatarian… and if you can’t even manage thst, just don’t eat fucking beef!
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stoneddruid.bsky.social @stoneddruid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
fuckin great work
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