Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 20/09/2026Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold 292722215 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-t… 633624539 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History 12086681274 0
Reposted by Alice last nameSean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The crazy thing is that for most of my life I would go ten, fifteen, sometimes even thirty minutes at a time without thinking about the Reflecting Pool. 1457462908 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/05/2026Report: It Will Never Feel Right Seeing Dad In Backseat Of Car theonion.com/report-it-will-never-f… 9125969 0
Reposted by Alice last nameellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 30/05/2026The fact is that the most correct observation anyone can make about US politics over the previous decade is that voting for Hillary Clinton would have fixed literally everything you’re currently suffering from, and you only think this isn’t the case because of misogyny 1671301362 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend. 1736926796 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Talarico: I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November. 415181074251 0
Reposted by Alice last nameDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 26/05/2026They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model. 562115573716 0
Reposted by Alice last namePhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Dozens of empty Waymos invaded an Atlanta neighborhood and circled a cul-de-sac for hours with no passengers www.wsbtv.com/news/local/a... 58482612262 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/05/2026JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible. 316171793450 0
Reposted by Alice last nameBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that. 129127192434 0
Reposted by Alice last nameBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/04/2026An important update: Texas courts created such an unprecedented situation in an emergency filing last night, no one knows who is in charge of InfoWars, and therefore no one can pay rent. Since no one controls these assets right now, it does appear InfoWars will shut down tonight at midnight. 183104431693 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic 606517974 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/04/2026You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars. 934341586 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19/04/2026Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book." 375143363136 0
Reposted by Alice last nameBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026🎶this is how legends are made🎶 581584377 0
Reposted by Alice last nameGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Bold choice to go with a audio-based medium 29117275 0
Reposted by Alice last namevineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon 262019299 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 05/04/2026happy easter 848472072 0
Reposted by Alice last nameMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 30/03/2026The people who keep NYC running shouldn't have to choose between work they believe in & the city they call home. We’re taking a big step toward making that promise real with our first free child care program for municipal workers, serving children from 6 weeks to 3 years old.prospect.orgMamdani Announces Free Child Care Program for City Workers - The American ProspectThe provider will be on the ground floor of the Dinkins Municipal Building, and is another step on the road to a free, universal program citywide. 9465551383 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesbuff.lyThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 176124844760 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It theonion.com/only-bag-of-chips-big-… 191536140 0
Reposted by Alice last nameMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 24/03/2026BREAKING: Democrat Emily Gregory wins Florida House District 87 special election, defeating Republican Jon Maples and flipping the seat from red to blue. This is the Mar-a-Lago district — Trump won it by 11 points in 2024 and heavily promoted Maples. 346105242116 0
Reposted by Alice last namederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/03/2026me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58 442394866950 0
Reposted by Alice last nameMichael @michaelr12.bsky.social · 06/03/2026And just like that we’re back to “Department of Defense” 1366130312848 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 17/02/2026RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-car… 455110732081 0
Reposted by Alice last nameBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”futurism.comIt Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the PhilippinesDuring a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers. 619221306711 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/02/2026Most people can go their entire lives without realizing they're intersex. So Colin wants someone born and raised female to suddenly abandon her entire identity in her twenties when they get a chromosome test for sports despite having female genitalia as well? None of this makes any sense. 53960114 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026Walz: "We'll be billing the federal government for the cost of the National Guard because they are incurring the costs that are falling on us by their reckless actions" 481963429 0
Reposted by Alice last nameMinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour. 2151651120289 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/01/2026All of this because a few people got radicalized seeing pronouns in email signatures and decided to support and vote for the guy who promised to destroy American economic and military hegemony. 11679123 0
Reposted by Alice last nameRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Fortune 500 companies that have contracts with ICE: -Amazon -AT&T -Booz Allen Hamilton -Caci -Charter Communications -Comcast -Dell -Ecolab -FedEx -General Dynamics -L3Harris -Motorola -Thermo Fisher -UPS Know who profits from Trump's cruelty. 18243972542 0
Reposted by Alice last namean appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time 141152683641 0
Reposted by Alice last nameJoshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 18/01/2026The first thing Virginia Spanberger did after being sworn in as Governor of Virginia was repeal Youngkin’s executive order requiring state and local law enforcement to cooperate with ICE. This is the kind of leadership Democratic governors nationwide should be emulating. 534311087020 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Eric Swalwell answering a question on how the next governor of California will protect Californians from ICE. “They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.” 550191724456 0
Reposted by Alice last nameAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face. 9036181522183 0
Reposted by Alice last nameJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder." 336125883247 0
Reposted by Alice last nameThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2026DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist… 9382321871 0
Reposted by Alice last nameNick @therealnick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Every time JD Vance’s mom chose crack over him it was justified 735921 0
Reposted by Alice last nameBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones. 7474504311542 0
Reposted by Alice last nameChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on. 225128971840 0
