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Stephen Old

@stephenold.bsky.social
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German - English translator and music lover. Wülferhamptonian.

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©️garethaethwy 2024 @garethaethwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, I was wondering if this would work in Wuelferhampton too!
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Andy Burnham. Drinks 12-15 cups of tea a day? Ha! What a wimp. When we Conservatives were in power Nadine Dorries was drinking 12-15 bottles of vodka a day. 😊💪
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Morning, @catsbearsandme.bsky.social Here is the best reply to yesterday's story about the cat up a tree in Belgium! 😂😂😂
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@catsbearsandme.bsky.social A cat story for you, if you have not already seen it!
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@ruthybeth12.bsky.social Thanks for liking one of my posts. I once caught a National Express coach back to Liverpool from London. The driver was a Scouser and as we got on the bus, he said cheerfully, "All aboard for Liverpool-By-The-Sea!"
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Fr Modigliani Latchico @frmo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today I completed couch to couch. I moved from one couch to another couch. I feel much better for it too.
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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Poor Trump, he probably thinks he looks soo good with his new hair and all we do is take the piss 😹
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Captain Easychord @suddenstars.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Again.... It's not a "donations row". A row suggests a conflict with two valid sides. Senior Reform staff were caught on camera boasting about law breaking. At least use the word "scandal", that's what it is.
BBC headline reading "Chris Mason: Reform UK winded by donations row as insiders call for shift in approach"
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
But that’s because Iceland - as a sovereign nation - has decided that those laws work to their advantage overall, and are largely about trade regulation and consumer/environmental rights and protections, rather than laws on how they run their country.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Iceland is not in the EU, but it is a member of the Schengen area. It’s also a member of the European Free Trade Association (EFTA) and is part of the Single Market, meaning it enjoys freedom of movement with the EU. Good to know that doesn’t impact their independence. Maybe we should try it, Nige.
Nigel Farage 
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Congratulations to Iceland on voting to keep their independence.
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Shortbreadfairy©️ @shortbreadfairy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Aye. its almost as though this thing called Brexit is stranging us & Labour are duplicitous.
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Birds of a feather.
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WindsLightToVariable @yingtongiddle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#MarshFamily Once again a No. 1!!! These guys are brilliant. youtu.be/o9l1xArp2RM?...
youtu.be
"Thank You for the Bullsh!t" - Marsh Family parody of ABBA (on Karoline Leavitt leaving White House)
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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Resist the World’s Oligarchy @greyghost65.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
💯‼️ Show us the files!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone have any idea what is going on inside his trousers? #SpongeDonSquarePants
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎 @thomasashman64.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Final Count Binface appreciation post
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Janey Llou (Jane to my friends) @janeyllou.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My only surprise is that there isn’t a campaign to twin it with Mar-a-Lago. Trump could play mini golf on the pier.
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@janeyllou.bsky.social Thanks for following me back. I loved your post about Trump playing minigolf in Clacton!
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It would be genuinely uplifting if Clacton has the wit today to vote for Count Binface and not inflict Farage on us all again. We don’t need his greedy, lying, racist negativity in our politics. He’s done nothing good and he never will. Come on Clacton, don’t give him another chance.
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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Vote #Binface
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Tory Fibs @toryfibs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If Nigel Farage loses Clacton to a refuse receptacle his career ends. A vote for Count Binface is a vote to end Trumpism in the UK.
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LadyFluffyOrca 🫍📎 🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦 @ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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WheresMyCake @itshotoutthere.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You'd be amazed how many people it takes to fight a bin.
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@heidialexander.bsky.social @andyburnham.bsky.social This is just obscene. My great grandparents were Polish. We are all descended from immigrants and Brexit is poison. This is why I cannot vote Labour anymore.
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@janmakarta.eurosky.social This is just obscene isn't it?
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ASH TRAY The First, Popetato of Wülferhampton 📎 @thomasashman64.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Additional Count Binface appreciation post MAKE YOUR VOTE COUNT
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, they're on their way back to Morocco actually, as they never had any way to reach mainland Spain, let alone the UK, but who needs facts when you're Bobby J the King of Bullshit.
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Adrian Littlejohn @yorksfella59.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"I will make a statement", for the edification of common people. A millionaire businessman, and briefly a bog-standard backbench MP, who could rarely be arsed to turn up for work. Yet another ex-public schoolboy, from the very heart of the establishment. Who the bloody hell does he think he is?
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
People trying to dig dirt on Binface is top-tier Reform pottiness. I heard his face isn't a bin at all pass it on.
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yes, why can't you just change it to McNulty? My first love, when I was 7, was called Nula O'Neil. Her parents had anglicised the spelling!
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Morning, @frenchie.bsky.social I am glad you liked this too. 😀
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Johnny Ninefingers @johnnyninefingers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Count Binface probably approves of this scurrilous attack on the principled and honourable leader of the currently in vogue Neo-fash party. So do I. Farage rehearsing his spontaneous walk seems about right. It seems fascist flower-layers in mourning always do more than one take for the cameras.
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@mcmgoptimist.bsky.social Morning Maria, I found this on X. Somebody had to do it!
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
No, here is a picture:
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@clevercomma.bsky.social
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Stephen Old @stephenold.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@clevercomma.bsky.social Do you like this? 😀
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Reece Dinsdale @reecedinsdale.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
See where the cheating got you, Donny lad! Your actions undermined both your team and your nation. Natural order is resumed. ✊ #InfantinoMustGo
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Two years ago today the people of Clacton elected me as their MP. Since then I have held no constituency surgeries, hardly visited the place and earned more than twenty times as much as my MP salary in outside grifts.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Everybody in Europe is laughing at you.
Donald J. Trump 0|
@realDonaldTrump
Europe is learning that when you take in Third World criminals, you become a Third World Country. It happens quickly, in just a blink of the eye. I was elected just in time!!! President DJT
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Sunderland Lollipops @sunderlandlolly.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
#BBCLaurak
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Dame Rainbow Warrior @damerainbowwarrior.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Of course we will. It's all been a giant game. Let's see what Burnham does with EU. I think that SKS was getting too close to EU again. Russia and Steve Bannon didn't want it. The media owners didn't want it. And Burnham took advantage to launch the coup. #BurnhamOut
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED HERE.....
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Father Jacks conscience. @justdave1973.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social You're less popular than Liz Truss. You'd shit on the NHS for Palintir!
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.
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