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StefMcDef

@stefmcdef.bsky.social
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Glaswegian emigre holed up in the County Alicante. Walks dugs, rides bikes, only Tim in the pueblo.

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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just to be clear: are you slamming headline writers here?
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can you get me some bleach? Just for the injections and that.
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never slept for weeks after seeing this, aged about six:
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Andy Smith @johnneptune.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Theres a few thousand women going "damn if only we'd stolen a tankful of red diesel back in the 80s"
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
adding '5 British doggers' to the list of surprising defeats for the US military, alongside the IRGC, Viet Cong, and geography
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I get that there's an element of farce about it, but how else does one ping the radar of one's reclusive billionaire absentee landlord, who sends Lord Farquaad to thumb his nose at the peasantry at scheduled public appearances like AGMs?
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sanewashing in progress! Beep-beep-beep!
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The press have decided to reimpose the two party model and unfortunately, that requires “pretending to believe Kemi Badenoch is doing a good job”. Which is pretty bad, given she’s a disastrously online wacko.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuxakes. Scandalous decision.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No composure whatever. His turn of pace gets him into good positions but... if only his brain was as quick as his legs.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alan Rrruff!
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Alex McLeash
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great Dane Murray
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I loved NTV as well. Occasionally graced their letters page!
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was the fag end of the old board era, early 90s I think. Gave The View something else to write about amid the relentless doom and gloom.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not gonna lie, I think he could keep us up this season.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I used to enjoy going to Gail's bakery. But someone described Gail's as 'Gregg's for Tories', and I've not been since.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tennents Sixes And Sevens there.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When did G/A replace goals as a stat measuring what footballers do on the pitch, as if they were completely interchangeable?
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dunno if Alan Spence actually declares for the Huns but he certainly chronicled growing up a Rangers fan in books like Its Colours They Are Fine and The Magic Flute.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 02/10/2026
Ok, but would it be possible for the hub to be generously sponsored by Etihad Airways instead?
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cannot be emphasised enough that Trump II will plausibly cause the kind of death count we associate with the worst dictatorships of the last century. Unspeakably bad that he came to be president of the world's most powerful nation.
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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BBC headline illustrated with image of a car on its side in a suburban street: "Second Hull City player crashes near training ground"George W Bush being covertly informed that a second plane has hit the World Trade Center
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This deserves far more acclaim than its measly three likes. 👏
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm Scottish, lived in England most of my life but now live in Spain. The Spanish palate seems an order of magnitude less receptive to spicy flavours than the British one. Most supermarkets here don't sell fresh chillies, just as one example.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everything Jimmy Greaves said about Scottish goalkeepers in that era is especially true of Angus Gunn.
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No idea about this Luis Binks character but pretty much every other Scotland centre-half is worth a goal of a start to the opposition. Hendry, McKenna, Hanley, if he still gets a game. Welsh was like that for us too, but seems to be in decent form form since he left us.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Known in the trade as a double fault.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Preferred Bulgarian legend Ivor Lentil myself.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They'll be off back to their home planet the second they leave the capsule and experience midges.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…
A mashup of gritty urban crime sitcom Only Fools and Horses and Slow Horses called, appropriately enough, Only Fools and Slow Horses.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The IRGC's elite dogging division caught behind enemy lines.
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pope Innocent III,who died in 1216, spoke of a certain kind of older man, who is "easily provoked", "will believe anything and question nothing", is "stingy and greedy" and "praises the good old days and hates the present." Reform UK's voter base has been knocking around for a very long time.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alexa , show me the puddle next to the shallow end of the gene pool.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Frightened Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
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Julie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈 Montoya @juliemontoya20.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The entire point of the exercise is to antagonise people. To have another good scratch at the old wounds before they heal for good. It must not be allowed to succeed. The Orange Order need to see they are a diminishing minority who have no friends even in the communities they claim as their own.
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A.V. Deggar @avdeggar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A reminder that neurodivergence only exists in Britain if you are right-wing and/or rich.
Ben Delo supports Farage because of autism
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's enough finger-wagging shite about how many press-ups you should be doing on social media. The last thing that will tempt me into a bookstore is a whole tome on that theme.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought her birthday was January February sort of time.
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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just to fully underline how spiteful this shit is for those unaware: On the left is the route the Orange Order have been ordered to take for the past 3 decades without trouble. On the right is the route that has brought hundreds of cops to Drumcree. The only motivation is sectarian antagonism.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Could you not build them an enclosure along the lines of Jurassic Park, complete with queen's highways and replica chapels where they could stop and bang their lambegs? The opportunity to observe dinosaurs in their natural habitat could be quite the tourist attraction.
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𝐊𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐧 𝐎'𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐒.𝐉. @kohsj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Orange Order could stage its sectarian march on countless roads in ‘loyalist’ areas, without intimidating anyone. The recklessness of the Parades Commission in reviving this lunacy beggars belief. Hoping & praying for a peaceful end to the madness. 🙏 www.rte.ie/news/2026/09...
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Orange Order march delayed as Garvaghy road blocked
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only had one eye on it but it seemed like an encouraging start to the Pocognoli era. Seemed like we took the game to them, and as you say, didnae get beat.
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