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StefMcDef

@stefmcdef.bsky.social
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Glaswegian emigre holed up in the County Alicante. Walks dugs, rides bikes, only Tim in the pueblo.

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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 17h
Here is a picture of the actual tifo. Spot the difference.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never slept for weeks after seeing this, aged about six:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Commissioned this universally lampooned monstrosity as Southampton chairman. I'd take what he knows about what makes a good statue with a pinch of salt.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Busy week coming up according to Livescore. Hope we'll have a few bodies in the door before then.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Does this look how one of the 30 or so best paid and cosseted athletes in Scotland, with access to the best fitness, conditioning and nutrition advice, should look to you? No wonder he was blowing out of his arse after 5 minutes.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not to count our chickens or anything but these are some auspiciously named digs for the final.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Baur there...
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can't unsee his likeness to the wee creature out of Bo Selecta:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post your favourite Disney princess. Wrong answers only:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Had two and a half months of this now. Scunnered with it. Mid to high 20s, fine. Mid to high 30s not so much.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you see this, post a game that takes you back to your childhood:
Commodore 64 computer with "International Soccer" cartridge plugged in, and a round cathord ray TV with the game on in the background
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They'll be handing these out at his funeral:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Even their pies are shite. Back to the bottom six mediocrity whence you came, Jambas.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@secondmentions.com "This industrious, pintxo-loving enclave"
Coach tour company advert for tour of the Basque Country, which it refers to as "this industrious pintx0loving enclave"
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bought a new chair for watching the England Norway game... #NORENG #WC2026
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
#Pausadehidratacion
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ronseal's crown as the most "exactly what it says on the tin" product you can buy has just been taken:
Shattaf douche shower head toilet bidet brass chrome sprayer + hose + bracket
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hydration break #WorldCup #CanRSA
Drunk-looking baby sitting behind a pint glass in a beer garden with the caption, "And then I say to her, I says, no, I got YOUR nose."
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The mantle has been passed from Mexi '86 legend...
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Next week I'm setting off on a charity cycle challenge, crossing the Alps from Basel to Milanraising money for this Celtic FC Foundation initiative. You can donate here: www.justgiving.com/page/steven-...
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Evening, Bluesky, just want to draw your attention to a charity cycle challenge I'm setting off on, two weeks today, in aid of the Celtic FC Foundation's Paradise Recovery Cafe, which helps people recovering from trauma. Details here: www.justgiving.com/page/steven-...
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Nothing says "hottest day of the year so far" like me taking a notion to knock up a salad Nicoise for lunch
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Spot the difference:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'll raise you a double nutmeg backheel in a cup final:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
While another sashays into the office wearing a German lower division football top - Hansavirus.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*believe*
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
No Celtic, no party...
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Then there's this Spanish disposable nappy brand - just the ticket for catching a wee dod o' the stuff that ends up in nappies.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Post the best picture you have taken of your pet (if you feel like it)
A foreshortened photo of a brown, black and tan griffon bleu de Gascogne, sitting along the back of a sofa with its paws dangling down over the side of it
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Looks a bit like the shudder-inducing blast from the past Ian Andrews. Hard no from me.
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Thank you for your attention to this
A picture of Juan Mata playing for Chelsea, his surname visible on the back of his shirt
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Me waiting on the #Sportscene theme tune firing up...
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
What becomes of the...?
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It must be true, I read it in The Herald:
Picture of Rangers fans waving a huge Union flag with the headline/caption, The Rangers fans are revolting, byline for Matthew Lindsay, The Herald logo
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Allister Heath byline with accompanying picture of potato-headed oddball Allister Heath. auto-genereated headline reads: How potato-headed oddballs became the ultimate symbal of Britain's humiliating global irrelevance
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is a real wine that you can pay €25 a bottle for…
Bottle of premium-looking red wine with label reading,
  "Alois Cunto"
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Post a tree
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Mvuka feeshel:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The panel reads its verdict to the assembled press:
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Wishing my Scottish friends a happy Burns night
Celtic midfielder Tommy Burns, shirtless, draped in fans' scarves, saluting fans by waving more scarves
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
He Wishes For The Clots Of Heaven
Donald Trump pictured at WEF Forum, with weary expression, lurid orange make-up and ominous looking bruise on the back of his hand
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of piece"
Scottish plain loaf slices scattered with cheese, tomatoes, spring onions and coleslaw
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StefMcDef @stefmcdef.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT this with your home river: The Kelvin.
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